The most arrogant in history

"No, you all have to learn to read and write!"

Ye Kun looked at everyone: "Including Yourong, you have to learn too. If you learn three characters a day, you can learn a thousand characters a year. After two years, you will be a scholar, and you will know how to write, do accounting, and everything else."

Jiang Yourong and Dai Xi smiled bitterly and sighed together.

I dare not disobey my husband's orders, otherwise I will be spanked.

Ye Kun taught slowly, comparing the Chinese characters and numbers of the Dading Kingdom to help everyone recognize Arabic numerals.

Arabic numerals are the simplest, most intuitive and clear. In one night, everyone learned most of them.

Ye Kun wrote another comparison table and left it to Liu Hongyu, then took a shower and rested.

Jiang Yourong blew out the oil lamp and hugged Ye Kun's neck: "Da Lang, I'm stupid and can't learn what you teach me. What should I do?"

"If I can learn the rites of Zhou Gong, how can I not learn reading and writing?"

Ye Kun also embraced Jiang Yourong and kicked off the conversation:

"When you can read, if I miss you in the county, you can write a letter and ask someone to send it back. If you miss me, you can also write a letter and give it to my brother-in-law."

"Okay, I'll count a hundred first, then count another hundred at the end, and see how many I can count tonight... one, two, three, four, five..."

Yourong also became a bad person.

But as I kept counting, I became confused and it was still a mess in the end.

Get up in the morning.

Ye Kun was about to return to the county town and asked Tan Bamao to call Qin Erwu.

After a long time, Qin Erwu came over with red eyes.

Looking sad.

Ye Kun was very puzzled: "What's wrong with Erwu? Why are you so sad?"

"Don't mention it, Brother Dalang."

Qin Erwu sat down on the stone pier in front of the door and sighed:

"My uncle won't let my cousin marry me."

Ye Kun was surprised and said with a smile: "Why, do you dislike you because you are a cripple? Or do you dislike you because you are poor or old?"

In terms of age, Qin Erwu is seven or eight years older than his cousin;

In terms of family situation, Ji Qinnu's family was considered to be well-off, with twenty acres of paddy fields and many mulberry and hemp fields. They were wealthier than Qin Erwu's family.

However, Qin Erwu had followed Ye Kun for some time, and had saved up twenty taels of silver by fighting tigers and robbers. He had some wealth, but his house was shabby.

"I think both." Qin Erwu shook his head.

"Yesterday I was at my cousin's house. I was so happy that I drank too much and vomited all over the bed. My uncle said I was an alcoholic and had no future."

Tan Bamao laughed and said, "That's nothing. I was drunk and it's okay to wet the bed at my father-in-law's house!"

Ye Kun also laughed and waved his hand:

"Don't worry, Erwu. I'll go and ask for your marriage in two days. If your uncle dares to disagree again, we'll pretend to be bandits at night and snatch your cousin away!"

Robbery was just a joke, but Ye Kun felt it was not difficult to get Ji Qinnu over!

Erwu is his right-hand man, so Ye Kun still has to help him.

Tan Bamao grinned: "Godfather, this is a good idea!"

"No... this won't work, let's just forget it, oh."

Qin Erwu shook his head, helped to harness the cart, and returned to the county town with Ye Kun.

Not long after leaving the village, I caught up with a horse-drawn carriage in front of me, the kind without a canopy.

The driver was a foolish old fellow from Zhou Taigong's family.

Zhou Tiehu's wife Wei and her sister-in-law Zhou Tielan sat on it.

Zhou Tielan was wearing new clothes, her hair was combed shiny, a blooming chrysanthemum was stuck in her hair, and her face was full of pride.

She is just a sixteen-year-old girl, but she has the aura of an empress dowager!

Ye Kun asked Qin Erwu and Tan Bamao to follow from a distance, and he rode forward and said with a smile:

"Sister-in-law of Tiehu's family, are you and Tielan going to the market?"

"Oh, Lord County Lieutenant."

Wei nodded and smiled: "Next month, Tielan will marry to Guanjia Village and become the daughter-in-law of Master Guan. I will accompany Tielan to the county town to buy some things today."

Zhou Tielan also looked at Ye Kun and smiled:

"Master Ye, you are an official now, so impressive. The two wild kids you picked up are also impressive. They even dared to scold me yesterday."

The wild children refer to the siblings Saner and Pinger.

"I went home last night to take care of those two wild kids. I brought them back to watch over the house because they had nothing to eat. I can't spoil them!"

Ye Kun smiled: "Tie Lan, don't call me Lord Ye. Just call me Ye Da Lang like before. We grew up together naked. I feel embarrassed when you call me Lord."

Zhou Tielan chuckled: "Your family was poor and you were naked as a child. I never had that experience."

Although Zhou Tielan was the daughter of a landlord, she was still a wild girl from the countryside who was illiterate and just ate and drank better.

When she was a kid, she played with urine mud with her bare bottom. This girl also did that!

Moreover, Zhou Tielan has an outgoing personality. She often uses slang and colloquialisms when making jokes or swearing. She is even more outspoken than other girls.

"You've worn open-crotch pants, too, so don't deny it!"

Ye Kun looked at Zhou Tielan and sighed:

"I didn't expect that she would grow up in the blink of an eye and still be so beautiful. But it's a pity that such a beautiful girl has to marry to another village!"

Zhou Tielan was tickled and chuckled: "What kind of bullshit is that? Just because you're pretty you can't get married."

"I just feel sorry that you're getting married. It will be hard for me to see you."

"Bullshit, why do you want to see me if you have nothing to do?" Zhou Tielan laughed again.

"We played together when we were young, and we have feelings for each other, so I don't want you to get married." Ye Kun rolled his eyes:

"Oh, if I had known, I would have gone to your house to propose marriage. But I was really poor at that time, I didn't even have pants to wear, and I didn't dare to propose marriage, for fear that you would break my legs with a shit-stirring stick."

"Brother Dalang, you are talking nonsense..."

Zhou Tielan rarely called me brother and said with a squint:

"Then go home now and drive away that unlucky Jiang Yourong, and I will marry you. And Hua Daixi, that dead widow."

There are no outsiders here, so the dead girl is not afraid and becomes more and more outrageous as she speaks.

The old man driving the cart was half-idiot and never talked about right and wrong. Zhou Tiehu's wife, Wei, was also kind-hearted and lived in fear at home, afraid of her sister-in-law.

Unlucky star, dead widow?

Ye Kun suppressed his anger and said with a smile: "Tie Lan, you said it, don't go back on your word. Tomorrow night, I will marry you as my bride."

"If you are willing to drive Jiang Yourong and Hua Daixi away, I will be your bride. Otherwise, you will call me mother from now on!"

"I call you mother because I'm afraid you can't feed me enough."

Ye Kun was really amused, and pointed at the chrysanthemums on Zhou Tielan's temples:

"Tillandia, your chrysanthemums are so beautiful. They are daisies even. They haven't fully bloomed yet, but they smell so good."

"A stinky man also knows flowers and fragrance?"

Zhou Tielan turned around to look at Qin Erwu and the others who were following from a distance, and said with a low laugh, "Brother Dalang, why are you following me instead of following your convoy?"

"There are robbers on the road. I will protect you."

Ye Kun continued to smile evilly: "Tomorrow night, I will marry you as my bride, and I can't let the robbers take you away."

"Nonsense, no one would marry you. You should just follow your own car."

"I'm going to the county town too. Isn't this on the way?"

Ye Kun continued to follow on horseback, with a sincere look on his face:

"By the way, Tiehu's sister-in-law, Tielan, I'll treat you to a meal when you go to the county town today. We are from the same village, and Tiehu and I have a good relationship, just like brothers."

"My aunt lives in the county town. I went to her house for dinner."

Zhou Tielan curled her lips and said, "Brother Dalang, did you hear from my father that the governor of Changsha is my cousin, so you are so polite?"

Ye Kun was stunned, then nodded repeatedly:

"Yes, Tielan, if I marry you, I can become a relative of Changsha's prefect Lu Biao. Maybe I can even be an official in Changsha in the future."

"Why didn't you say it earlier? What's the point of saying it now? I'm going to marry in Guanjia Village next month."

"Break off the engagement with the Guan family and marry me. I will take you to Changsha to seek refuge with your uncle. I will be a high-ranking official and you will be his wife. If we have a son in the future, he will also be a high-ranking official."

"Go away, go away. You are getting more and more outrageous."

Zhou Tielan also felt shy, and plucked the chrysanthemums from her temples and threw them at Ye Kun:

"If you keep talking nonsense, I will ask Guan Laoye of Guanjia Village to file a complaint with the county magistrate and make sure you can't be the county lieutenant. You don't know that Guan Laoye and the county magistrate have a very good relationship."