In the famine, she stockpiled space supplies and became a bandit.

Chapter 37: It's still valuable if you don't speak, but it loses value once you speak

The next morning, Luo Xi got up before dawn.

After washing up, she began to take out the things she had prepared last night and put them on one by one.

As Luo Xi moved, the woman in the mirror slowly changed her appearance, looking like her, yet not quite like her.

"With this look, even if I meet old acquaintances from other villages, I probably won't recognize them, right?"

Luo Xi realized only last night that she had robbed so many strongholds, and many of them might be related to Erlang Shen. If she went there this time, she might run into someone she knew.

That's why I took out the essential items that a modern woman needs when going out and planned to dress up before going out.

The cosmetics used by modern women are not much different from those used for makeup.

So when Jiuxian saw her inside the door, he was stunned for a moment.

"...Luo Xi?" he asked uncertainly.

"It's me." Luo Xi turned aside to let Jiuxian enter the house, then turned around on the spot: "How is it? Have you become a different person?"

Jiuxian stared at her for two full minutes: "You've done so many bad things, are you afraid of being recognized?"

He hit the key point in one sentence.

Luo Xi: "..."

Can we still have a good chat?

"Oh, when it comes to doing bad things, who dares to compare with you, the owner of the Red Mansion?"

She clicked her tongue twice: "I was wondering why you always wear a mask, so this is what it is for."

Jiuxian glanced at her calmly without denying: "You are good at disguise. Should I dress up as well?"

"Of course!" Luo Xi smiled brightly.

If you dare to mock her, let’s see who mocks whom later.

Jiuxian was dazzled by her smile and felt something was not right, so he raised his foot and prepared to walk out.

But the next second, Luo Xi pulled him into the house.

"Now that you're here, don't be shy." Her smile became even brighter.

After saying that, he slammed the door shut.

Qinglong, who wanted to follow in, said: "..."

Closed, closed? ?

This situation is not right. Should he still go in?

Forget it, let's just observe the situation outside first. Since the owner of the building volunteered, he won't care. Qinglong pricked up his ears.

The next second, Luo Xi said: "Go over there and take off all your clothes first..."

Just... take off your clothes?

Is it too fast?

Qinglong's eyes widened and he quickly flew to the beam of the opposite corridor. If he continued listening, he might have to go and accompany Baihu.

At this time in the room, Jiuxian was forced by Luo Xi to change into a bright red dress as if she was being tortured.

"I am a man!" Jiuxian stared at Luo Xi and emphasized again and again.

The handsome sword-like eyebrows turned into caterpillars.

"I know, isn't this for the purpose of sneaking into the Immortal Residence?" Luo Xi's expression remained unchanged, but in fact, he was already laughing so hard that his intestines were about to get tangled.

"Or maybe you don't plan to go. If that's the case, it's okay. I'll go by myself," she said.

Jiuxian made a final struggle: "I can pretend to be your servant or guard."

"What if they don't allow us to bring servants with us?" Luo Xi stated the facts.

Jiuxian was about to pull the skirt with her hand, but she dropped it again: "Hurry up then."

"Got it!" Luo Xi responded straightforwardly.

I started to speed up the process of bunting my hair. I don’t know how this guy maintains his hair, it’s so black and shiny, and there are not many split ends.

After two or three strokes, she took out the cosmetics and started applying them on Jiuxian's face.

Smelling the fragrant smell, Jiuxian wanted to escape several times, but finally he held back and treated himself as a wooden stake, allowing Luo Xi to manipulate him.

Originally, he wanted to play a prank on Jiuxian, but when the final dressing was finished, Luo Xi felt depressed.

Such a gaudy outfit actually makes him look different and beautiful.

The bright red clothes matched with the cold expression and temperament, the whole thing is like ice and fire, so stunningly beautiful.

Looking at Luo Xi's unhappy expression, Jiuxian said: "I am a man, so I won't look good in women's clothes."

Luo Xi glanced at him with a strange expression: "It is quite ugly, so remember to smile more, otherwise people will look down on you and you will not be able to go in."

She was obviously lying with her eyes open.

Jiuxian: "...I will try my best."

Is he so obedient? Luo Xi couldn't bully him anymore.

"Okay, let's go. The boss lady must be getting impatient waiting for the cashier." Luo Xi thought to himself that she was getting impatient waiting for the cashier.

Jiuxian nodded, opened the door and walked out.

Qinglong, who was sitting on the beam opposite, heard the door open and looked over instinctively.

"...Σ⊙▃⊙川"

His foot slipped and he fell to the floor with a thud.

He hurriedly climbed up and said, "Master, I know I was wrong."

A trace of disgust flashed across Jiuxian's eyes, and he wanted to rebuke coldly out of habit, but suddenly he remembered what Luo Xi had just said.

He forced a smile and said softly: "It's okay, be careful next time."

Qinglong, who had just stood firm, said: "..."

He stumbled, his body tilted, hit the railing, and fell from the second floor with a bang, landing flat on his face.

The proprietress who was about to go upstairs to call Luo Xi and the others was startled.

"Sir, are you... okay?" she asked in surprise.

Qinglong got up in a panic: "It's okay, what could happen to me? I'm practicing martial arts."

He coughed lightly, raised his hand and threw a punch, his expression was extremely natural.

Lady boss: “……?”

She is not stupid. Why does she need to fall down from the second floor and smash herself into pieces when practicing kung fu?

It seems that not only the master is a fool, but the servants are the same.

She curled her lips in disdain.

But when she looked up the next second, the proprietress was stunned. She stared at Jiuxian who was walking down the stairs step by step, and her drool was almost falling.

Beautiful, so beautiful!

No, she must raise the price with the God, otherwise, she will lose a lot of money.

"Miss Qi, is this the other young lady you mentioned last night?"

Qi is a surname that Luo Xi came up with randomly.

Luo Xi nodded: "Yes, her last name is Li, she doesn't like to talk, just ask me if you have any questions."

She winked at Jiuxian implicitly, telling him not to speak.

The lady boss was suspicious: "This... can still speak, right?"

Don’t let him become mute, otherwise she won’t be able to explain herself.

"Are you going to leave or not?" Jiuxian spoke in a low voice, beginning to become a little impatient.

Oh my god, this sound is so unpleasant. The boss finally understood why he said she was not talkative. It’s better to be not talkative.

"Young lady, you should talk less, talk less."

It's still valuable until you ask for it, but it loses value once you ask for it.

Luo Xi turned his head to the side, hiding the smile on his face: "Don't worry, we know the seriousness of the matter."

The proprietress then called for a sedan chair and asked Luo Xi and the others to get on quickly.

The road was quite deserted at first, but the closer we got to Shenxianju, the more people there were. Most of them were young women, all dressed up beautifully. Some were walking, some were riding in sedan chairs, and some were riding in ox carts.

From what they said, they should all be going to participate in the selection of the Holy Lady.

The proprietress glanced at Luo Xi and said, "I didn't lie to you. There are many people who want to be the Saint Lady. If no one recommends you, there will be a lot of trouble."

Luo Xi's expression remained unchanged as he promised: "Don't worry, as long as it's done, there will be 22 taels of silver for two people, and yours will be no less."

The proprietress immediately smiled and started flattering him as if it was free.

When they arrived at the selection place, Luo Xi and the others did not queue up like everyone else, but were directly led in by the proprietress through a small door at the back.

Luo Xi: "..."

Is this how you get through the back door?

The person who greeted them was a shrewd-looking young man. When he saw the proprietress come in, he just raised his eyelids and glanced at her.

But when Luo Xi and Jiu Xian, who were walking behind the proprietress, showed up, he stood up suddenly and said with a smile: "Hey, isn't this the shopkeeper Ning from the Jixiang Inn? Do you also have a daughter to recommend to the Lord of God?"

The lady boss covered her mouth and laughed: "Look at what Manager Yang said, I don't have any daughters. These two are my relatives from my mother's side, and they have admired the Lord of God for a long time."

She pushed Luo Xi and Jiu Xian to the front: "So, we came all the way here just to see the Lord God."

Luo Xi: "???"

How come she doesn't know who she admires? This boss lady is really good at making up stories.

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