Wow, the husband I kidnapped is not a human

It's really...shameless and invincible!

Like grandmother, like granddaughter.

Jun Fuyao is so shameless, it is obviously a family inheritance exclusive to the Jun family.

Because there were too many people involved in this verbal fight and the law could not hold everyone responsible, it eventually came to nothing.

The only unlucky person was Meng Feifei, who was completely unable to attend the Talented Ladies Banquet due to her serious injuries.

……

The Talented Ladies Banquet was about to begin, and everyone had been led to the front hall of the Linde Palace.

Twenty students, all dressed in green scholar's attire, led by two elders, walked in in an orderly line.

Each of them has delicate features and elegant demeanor, which makes people happy to see them.

These are all students of Hongru Academy, and the two old men leading them are teachers of the academy.

The older one is called Gao Fengjie and the younger one is called Kong Ziling.

“Tsk… They all look like decent human beings, but they might be even more disgusting than the feces in the toilet inside.” Tang Yuanxiao said disdainfully.

Jun Fuyao neither refuted nor agreed.

If there are people who show disdain, there will definitely be people who flatter.

No, someone praised:

"As expected of students from Hongru Academy, they are truly extraordinary, and each of them is a rare talent!"

"Yes, they look like the proud children of heaven who have great ambitions and are well-read. With them, the future of Donghuang Country is promising!"

……

"yue~"

Jun Fuyao and Tang Yuanxiao couldn't help themselves as they listened.

So disgusting~

There was a sudden silence all around, and everyone's eyes were cast on the two of them.

Even though Tang Yuanxiao sounded happy, he was still a little nervous as he was being watched by so many people, especially so many big shots.

Jun Fuyao is different. He is very calm. He eats and drinks as usual. As long as I am not embarrassed, others are the ones who are embarrassed.

Gao Fengjie looked at the idiot duo sternly and said with disdain, "A rotten tree cannot be carved."

Kong Ziling also looked at the useless duo with disgust, and flicked her sleeves, adding with disdain: "They are just rotten mud, and cannot be helped up the wall."

Then he ignored the two of them and took his disciples to meet the bigwigs in the court one by one.

In the corner, Li Yichen, wearing a veil, watched everything from beginning to end, without asking any questions or taking any part, standing out like a crane among chickens.

A eunuch holding a whisk suddenly appeared and said in a sharp voice: "Your Majesty has ordered... Tang Yuanxiao to come to the audience!"

"Wow! Yaoyao, what's going on?" Tang Yuanxiao was startled and pulled Jun Fuyao aside to ask.

Jun Fuyao rolled his eyes and replied unhappily: "How would I know? I'm not a worm in your majesty's stomach. I wish you good luck..."

After saying that, he went to the side to look for food.

……

In the central hall of the Linde Palace, Empress Wu Huaitian sat majestically at the top, looking at Tang Yuanxiao, who was kneeling at the bottom with his belly all over the ground and kowtowing directly on her belly. She couldn't help but her eyelids twitched twice.

I thought: This kid is really good-looking! Looking at her, I somehow felt that the people of the whole country had enough food and clothing.

Tang Yuanxiao was trembling with fear and put his whole face on his belly.

I kept recalling my recent actions with trepidation:

There was no stealing of chickens, no touching of dogs, no murder or arson, or molesting of decent men...

Then why did His Majesty summon me? Could it be that he wanted to use my oil to light a sky lantern?

I’m so scared...the back of my clothes is almost soaked with sweat!

"Get up." The Queen looked at her embarrassed appearance and couldn't help but smiled amiably, "Someone, give her a seat."

"Thank you, thank you, Your Majesty." Tang Yuanxiao was in a panic and it took him several tries to get up.

This made the Queen burst into laughter.

The eunuch serving on the side also covered his mouth and laughed secretly.

I don’t know if it was intentional, but what the eunuch brought over was actually an armchair.

There was no chair of Tang Yuanxiao's tonnage in the palace, and the armchair that was brought in was obviously many sizes too small for Tang Yuanxiao.

His Majesty offered him a seat, and Tang Yuanxiao felt embarrassed to refuse.

After grunting and squeezing for a long time, he finally squeezed half of his butt in. The armchair was full, and a circle of flesh overflowed outside the chair.

Queen:......

Eunuch:......

Hahaha…hahaha…hahahaha…

Tang Yuanxiao laughed awkwardly. Not only his back was sweating, but his forehead was sweating as well. He raised his hand to wipe it off embarrassedly.

"Tang Yuanxiao, I heard from your grandmother that you have been making great progress recently and are doing very well as the head manager of a wealthy auction house. Is that true?" The Queen stopped laughing and asked casually.

"Reply...Reply...Report to Your Majesty, I...I am not right, I am a humble commoner, I, the humble one..."

Tang Yuanxiao was so nervous that he didn't even know how to call himself.

"Don't be nervous. I'm just chatting with you casually." The Queen said gently, "You made a lot of money at the last auction of the wealthy auction house, right? I wonder which expert gave you such a great idea. I'm also very interested in meeting him."

Tang Yuanxiao, who was already nervous, became even more nervous after hearing this:

When Sister Yaoyao asked me to take the blame before, I knew at that time that someone would definitely ask about it.

However, Sister Yaoyao didn’t tell her that the one who came to ask was this top boss!

How to do?How to do?

Forget it, there are sisters in one life, not two.

For Sister Yaoyao, I will fight for it.

Isn't she the Queen?

Come on, just come on!

"Alas... this... Your Majesty, this matter... it brings tears to my eyes just by talking about it..." Tang Yuanxiao wiped away the non-existent tears, and after a moment's thought, he began to make up stories:

“Your Majesty… I have a miserable life… Among all the younger generations of the Tang family, I am the most useless one… I am neither good at literature nor martial arts, and my grandmother and mother scold me every day for being useless… They say that if I had not been born into the Tang family, I would have starved to death long ago…”

Tang Yuanxiao spoke more and more fluently: "So, from a very young age... I began to think that I must achieve something to surprise them and prove that even without them, I can still live a carefree and comfortable life..."

Tang Yuanxiao scratched his head and said, "But I am really useless. I am not good at anything except eating. After countless times of thinking, I found that... maybe what I am best at is spending money to make money."

"You mean..." The Queen's face darkened, and the imperial pressure on her body was fully revealed. She looked at Tang Yuanxiao with sharp eyes and asked, "Did you come up with this idea yourself?"

Tang Yuanxiao suddenly felt uncomfortable all over and was sweating profusely. He wanted to kneel on the ground, but unfortunately his butt was disobedient and he was unwilling to get out of the armchair for a long time.

He could only move his butt and nervously answer: "Yes... yes... yes, I, I... just want to make some money... that's all..."

The Queen continued to look at her without saying anything for a long while, her fingers rhythmically tapping on the handle of the dragon throne. The 'knock knock knock...' sound was particularly clear in the silent hall.

~^O^~Thanks to Yang Yunfeng who loves Mingguang wine for the reward~^O^~