The female cannon fodder in the book, the villain instantly turned into a pitiful and coquettish gir
Chapter 703 1 Tong Yun Ling
As soon as these words were spoken, the air around them seemed to freeze for a moment, and then a burst of laughter broke out.
Even the sparrows on the roof were almost shaken off by the joyful atmosphere.
Some people covered their mouths and laughed, some clapped their hands on the table and laughed so hard that they fell over, and some even pretended to faint. The situation was out of control for a while.
As for the "target person", he was stunned for a moment, then a smile brighter than flowers blossomed on his face. He put on an attitude of "As long as Your Majesty is happy" and bowed.
"Oh my god, the emperor is so gracious, I am so lucky! But, do the harem provide three meals a day, year-end bonus, five insurances and one housing fund?"
When Ling Jinhan heard this, he almost couldn't hold back his laughter. He cleared his throat and pretended to be dignified.
"Humph, since you are so sensible, I will be generous for once and treat the concubines in the harem better!"
As soon as these words were spoken, the people around them laughed so hard that they fell down all over the place. Even the chief eunuch beside Ling Jinhan couldn't help but twitch his mouth.
The emperor's imagination is unmatched!
Just when the atmosphere reached its climax, a eunuch suddenly broke in, interrupting the laughter. He looked hurried and whispered something to Ling Jinhan in his ear.
Ling Jinhan's expression changed, but then he returned to his cynical smile.
"It seems that I have to put my harem plan aside for now. National affairs have called for me to go deal with the rabbit spirit incident on the border. My dear ministers, when I return triumphantly, we will continue this unfinished 'harem project'!"
After saying this, Ling Jinhan flicked his sleeves, with a sense of tragic heroism (wrong) as in “The wind is whistling and the Yishui River is cold, the hero leaves and will never return.”
In fact, he left with great strides, full of excitement for the adventure.
Everyone was left looking at each other in bewilderment, and then burst into even more wanton laughter. This sudden "harem recruitment" incident ended in a ridiculous farce.
As for the friend who almost became a "beauty in the harem", she was wiping away tears from laughter and secretly rejoicing.
"Fortunately, fortunately, my life is saved. It seems that although life in the harem is good, freedom is more valuable!"
Ling Jinhan embarked on a journey to the frontier with a lofty ambition to "save the world from dire straits" (in fact, he was more curious and excited about the unknown adventure in his heart).
The friend who was almost "recruited" into the harem, let's call him Ah Fu, became a new "folk hero" in the palace. Whenever someone mentioned the "harem recruitment" incident, Ah Fu always smiled brighter than anyone else and said to everyone: "I almost became the emperor's person!"
Time flies, and in the blink of an eye, Ling Jinhan has been away from the palace for more than several months.
The "rabbit becoming spirit incident" in the border area was actually a misunderstanding. It turned out that a group of clever wild rabbits became unusually alert because they ate some strange herbs, and were mistakenly reported to have become spirits.
As soon as Ling Jinhan arrived at the border, he quickly found out the truth. Not only did he resolve the panic of the local people, he also accidentally discovered the magical effect of the herb. For a time, the border town became famous and attracted countless explorers and drug dealers.
As for Ling Jinhan, he not only demonstrated his wisdom and courage in this incident, but also unexpectedly made several like-minded friends.
It is said that he and this group of friends with special skills are like an ancient version of the "Avengers".
With laughter and joy all the way, and with a little pride and a fearless spirit, they returned to Ling State in a mighty manner.
They are not ordinary travelers, but "superheroes" with unique skills and care for the world.
As soon as they got home, the generals of Ling State's eyes lit up, as if they had seen a savior descend to earth, and they secretly muttered in their hearts: "This time, our Ling State army can be said to have picked up a treasure!"
Some of them are good at Qimen Dunjia and can set up a tight net on the battlefield.
Some are proficient in medicine and poison, and can not only save the dying and the wounded, but also make the enemies suffer.
Some are so powerful that with one punch, the mountains and rivers would shake.
Not to mention the wise leader, whose train of thought is more tortuous than twists and turns, and who can always come up with brilliant ideas that amaze everyone.
As a result, under their leadership, the Ling State army's combat effectiveness soared as if they were under a spell.
They are well-trained but have a sense of humor. Even the most boring military exercises can be turned into a grand carnival by them.
The soldiers were in high spirits, and every day's training was filled with laughter. Even the cooking auntie hummed a little tune, thinking to herself: "It seems that these guys are going to do big things!"
Finally, at that decisive moment, the army of Ling State rushed towards Yun State like a wild horse that had broken free from its reins.
Their route was like a graceful curve drawn on a map. Wherever they went, the enemies were defeated and even their escape seemed so embarrassing.
The people of Yun Kingdom looked at this "joyful army", first they were surprised, then they cheered, as if they saw the dawn of peace.
When they easily broke into the Yun Kingdom Palace with an attitude of "We are here, is Yun Kingdom ready to welcome the new master?", the queen of Yun Kingdom was still leisurely sipping tea in the harem.
He never expected that Ling State actually had such a surprising army. For a moment, the teacup in his hand almost fell to the ground.
"Your Majesty, something terrible has happened! The army of Ling State has already..."
A guard came running over to report in a panic, but before he could finish his words, he saw a group of people from Ling State striding in with big strides, with smiles on their faces that said, "We are so awesome, are you convinced?"
When the Queen of Yun saw this, she was panicked but pretended to be calm: "My fellow heroes, why do we have to fight so hard? Why don't we sit down, have a cup of tea, and talk about life and our ideals?"
The wise leader laughed when he heard this: "The Queen is really funny, but we are not here to drink tea today, we are here to borrow something."
"Oh? I wonder what the hero wants to borrow?" The Queen of Yun asked calmly.
"Haha, what we want to borrow is your Majesty's national seal!"
As the leader spoke, he waved his hand gently, and a friend who was proficient in Qimen Dunjia had quietly circled behind the queen, and a shining national seal appeared in his hand.
When the Queen of Yun State saw this, her face turned pale and she regretted it so much: "If I had known this would happen, why would I have underestimated these people?"
In this way, relying on the abilities of these "superheroes", Ling State successfully occupied Yun State in an almost joking manner.
When the news spread, the four countries were shocked, but more than that, they were filled with admiration and curiosity for Ling Country's "happy army".
From then on, the merger of Ling State and Yun State became a good story, and their story also became a legend that later generations talked about with relish.
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