The female cannon fodder in the book, the villain instantly turned into a pitiful and coquettish gir

"Yes, yes, yes. I remember my grandfather told me a story when I was a child. He said that our Ling family had a hand gesture called 'Tian Gang Bei Dou Formation'. Should we try it out?"

Ling Jinhan looked serious, as if he could really dig out such a mysterious set of gestures from the depths of his memory.

"Also, there is a couplet in the Ling family's ancestral hall. The top couplet reads 'Good weather and good harvests for a prosperous year', and the bottom couplet reads 'A harmonious family brings prosperity and success'. Maybe the secret to unlocking the door is hidden in this couplet!"

Wen Yan'er was not to be outdone, and she rummaged through boxes and drawers to recall the history of the Ling family.

For a moment, everyone was talking at once, with all kinds of fantastic ideas flying around.

The whole space was filled with laughter, as if one was really exploring an ancient and mysterious treasure.

As for that door, whether it can be opened or where it will lead to after it is opened, who cares?

Anyway, they have already had countless fun and laughter in the process, and isn’t that enough!

However, not everyone thinks like the group that is bragging as if the world owes them something.

Han Yue silently examined this group of funny people with her sidelong glance that could kill countless narcissistic cells in an instant.

"Oh my god, if this iron gate could talk, it would probably be rusted by all these guys' bullshit."

Han Yue complained silently in his heart, but his face remained expressionless, as if he was an active volcano about to erupt.

It looks calm on the outside, but magma is boiling inside.

She took a deep breath. It was not just an ordinary breath, but a "Spiritual Deep Breathing Technique" that combined Wudang Tai Chi, Shaolin Changquan, and Emei Qinggong.

Her chest seemed like a miniature universe, gathering energy like an interstellar journey.

The surrounding air seemed to be pulled by this mysterious force, forming a small vortex invisible to the naked eye.

"Hmph, let me show you what a truly 'low-key, luxurious and meaningful' way of opening a door is."

Han Yue's lips curled up into a smile, which contained three parts of sarcasm, seven parts of self-confidence, and ten parts of a silly atmosphere.

In a flash, her body flashed and she was like a doll with a spring installed, and she was ejected in an instant.

With a determination to "never stop until the iron door is smashed", he slammed the innocent iron door hard.

This palm not only combines strength and power, but also agility, plus a little bit of nonsensical style.

"Bam—"

After a deafening bang.

The iron gate seemed to have been slowed down by the old man of time. With an elegance that even Newton's coffin could not suppress, it slowly started its "old man disco" in front of everyone's astonishment.

The door hinges seemed to be humming a tune as they slowly rotated, and the door panels were like noble ladies attending a ball, slowly opening the curtain.

Prepare to perform a solo dance called "Jaw-Drop".

Ling Muxiao and Ling Jinhan, the two brothers in distress, had brilliant expressions on their faces, as if they had just swallowed an entire palette.

This door is a treasure passed down from their Ling family. It might contain a secret that can make people rich overnight or even achieve enlightenment instantly.

Now it seems like it has been abducted by aliens, and the laws of physics are disappearing.

"Who? Who the hell…"

Ling Jinhan was just about to start scolding when he caught a glimpse of Han Yue's "evil hand" that he had not yet retracted, and those eyes that seemed to be able to see through all secrets.

He instantly became as cowardly as a frost-bitten eggplant, and the movement of scratching his head was enough to make him fry a dish.

Han Yue, a person who is like a devil in the hearts of the two brothers of the Ling family.

Everyone in the Ling family knows how powerful she is.

Thinking back to the time when Ling Jinhan was immobilized by her spell, he experienced the ultimate pleasure of "no desire to live" in the forest.

When I think back on it now, my anus still aches a little.

At this time, there was only one ignorant flatterer who was eager to show off his presence in front of the goddess and was shouting at the top of his lungs with his eyes closed.

"Wow, this... this is definitely the long-lost 'Rulai God Palm: Good Luck Opening'!"

Others had constipated expressions on their faces and were thinking crazy things in their hearts.

Brother, are you flattering me because you want to go to the sky and stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun?

Han Yue's expression was like a color battle on a color palette, and it finally settled on "volcanic eruption red".

She took a deep breath, and her anger burst out like volcanic lava.

"You two idiots, what are you still standing there for?

Hurry and fix the door for me, or I will let you know what it means to "close the door and let the dog out"! "

Hanyue was extremely anxious, but she was certain that Xiaohua and Liu Jingshu disappeared on the other side of the door.

Moreover, she was certain that Xiaohua definitely possessed a powerful spiritual consciousness.

As long as she swallowed this divine consciousness, she would be able to return to the fantasy continent and dominate it again.

So, find Xiaohua and don’t let her get lost!

Just when the atmosphere was so tense that water could be squeezed out of it, Ling Muxiao suddenly had a flash of inspiration, as if he was struck by lightning.

"Wait, I remember Grandpa said that this door needs a specific formula to open, did we read it wrong?"

This one sentence made the whole audience silent, and everyone's eyes were focused on Ling Muxiao, as if he was a prophet who was about to uncover the mysteries of the universe.

Ling Jinhan's handsome face was now distorted like a bitter gourd swept by the autumn wind.

He glared at his disappointing brother and cursed him in his heart.

Brother, is your head caught in the door?

What mantra are you talking about at this time? Do you want to continue our Ling family's century-old foundation?

Oh no, is it that legendary treasure that has become the back garden of Mr. Wang’s family next door?

However, Han Yue was like a traveler who accidentally encountered sweet springs in the desert, with sparks of hope flashing in his eyes.

The light was so strong that it was enough to illuminate the entire Ling family compound, allowing everyone present to feel her inner excitement and urgency.

"The formula? Right, right, right, recite it quickly! If it really works, not only will I spare your lives, I will also treat you to a month's worth of candied haws and a month's worth of back scrubbing services!"

There was a mixture of joking and seriousness in Han Yue's words, which made the two brothers of the Ling family laugh and cry.

At this moment, the little theater in Ling Jinhan's heart has staged countless scenes of "brothers killing each other".

He wished he could turn into a bat, fly over and sew Ling Muxiao's mouth tightly shut, and then put a seal on it with the following words:

"It is forbidden to mention the formula at the critical moment. Violators will have their hands chopped off!"

However, the reality was cruel. He could only watch as Ling Muxiao's mouth opened like a flood, with mantras pouring out one after another.

From "Open sesame, close cabbage",

To "The king of heaven covers the tiger of earth, the pagoda suppresses the river monster",

Then to "Tattoo on the body of the mythical beast, applause for you".

Really, there is a wide variety of things.

Beside him, Han Yue's expression had changed from anticipation to helplessness, and then from helplessness to a dilemma.

She secretly complained in her heart.

"Could this Ling family's formula be copied from a storybook? It's so unreliable."

Just when the atmosphere was about to reach freezing point, Ling Muxiao's eyes suddenly lit up, as if he remembered something important.

"Oh, I remember Grandpa said that this formula must be combined with specific hand gestures!"

As he spoke, Ling Muxiao made a gesture that looked cool but was actually childish, muttering to himself.

"In my name, I summon the treasure gate. Open it. For the glory of the Ling family!"

Ling Jinhan really wanted to go up and slap him to wake him up.

This action stunned everyone present, including Han Yue.

They held their breath, afraid to miss any details. After all, this might be the crucial moment for the Ling family treasure to reappear in the world.

However, the door still stood there quietly, without any movement.

Ling Muxiao's face became even more bitter than if he had eaten Coptis chinensis, as if he had been thrown into an ice cave in winter.

He was as embarrassed as a thief who was caught on the spot, and hurriedly retracted his gesture that was full of middle school student vibe. The sound of his dry cough echoed in the empty hall, like an old radio playing noise.

"Ahem, well, maybe my memory is not very reliable. Let's change our thinking and try another method?"

Ling Muxiao's eyes flickered, like the least noticeable star in the night sky, trying to cover up his embarrassment with the faint light.

However, Hanyue's patience had become like a riverbed dried up by the scorching sun, without even a drop of water left.

Her eyes, which were originally as bright as stars, now seemed like an ignited volcano, spewing out raging fire, illuminating the entire Ling family compound red.