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(The beginning is a bit strange, Guangdan fell into the toilet, so read with caution.)

White storage in October.

The cool morning breeze from the mountain stream is like a sharp blade brushing your face, and the fallen leaves on the mountain are fluttering freely.

At this time, in a yellow mud house in Linjia Village on the southern foot of Qingshan Mountain Range, Lin Xiaoxi's yellow and thin face had a pair of big eyes like copper bells that were wide open.

"Bad bastard! What time is it? You crazy bastard, you can't afford it! Erya has already brought back two baskets of pig grass from the mountain!!!"

The sharp middle-aged female voice penetrated the sky and entered Lin Xiaoxi's ears.

Wow, look at the name!

The whole picture is very vivid! A bare egg, a bare egg, bald.

My head was in a daze like a mess at this moment. I didn't know why I was scratching my head while reading a novel at home one second ago, and lying in this shabby house the next second.

Looking at her own skinny little paws, and then touching her frail little face, it was no surprise that she had traveled through time!

He was also dressed as a big-headed doll with a big head and a small body.

I turned over in bed and prepared to continue thinking about this sudden and chaotic life, when I suddenly felt the urge to pee.

He stood up, wrapped himself in a tan jacket covered with patches of other colors, and rushed to the toilet instinctively.

There are three urgent things in life! No time to waste!

Lin Xiaoxi squatted on the wooden board of the dry toilet with her thin legs trembling nervously. She endured the stench and took off her pants. After a while, she felt something was wrong.

He stood up carefully and looked down, and was so frightened that he felt dizzy for a while.

It was as if a huge mushroom flower exploded in my head at that moment, and everything seemed so incredible.

No! Why did she grow a small bean sprout!!!

She is a good Sailor Moon! It is barely acceptable for her to travel through time and space as a little baby. After all, who among modern people doesn’t have the dream of traveling through time and space?

But why did she become a little boy and grow a little penis? Such a small penis?

He squinted his eyes and looked carefully, then stretched out his trembling little paw and retracted it again.

This!

“Ah!!!! Ah!!! Ah!!!”

Lin Xiaoxi stared with her big eyes and had a ferocious look on her face. She forgot to even pull up her pants and just raised her head and started screaming.

At the same time, the middle-aged woman who was hanging clothes in the yard turned her head and looked in the direction of the toilet.

The next second his face turned pale, and he turned around and rushed towards the toilet, with a group of big and small kids following him.

"Bad guy! Mom is coming, hold on to the footrest, don't choke on the shit and urine..."

Fang Cuihua lifted the straw curtain of the toilet and saw that her father was naked without even pulling up his pants, and just kept yelling with his messy head held high.

Seeing that the child did not fall into the pit, Fang Cuihua's originally pale face finally showed a hint of color.

"Hehehehehe, second brother, shame on you, no pants on! Naked!"

A little kid, about four or five years old, with a pigtail on his head, pointed at Lin Xiaoxi and giggled with a childish look on his face.

When Lin Xiaoxi saw a group of people suddenly rushing into the toilet, he was so scared that he staggered and slipped, coming into close contact with the fertilizer below.

"Bad egg----"

As Fang Cuihua screamed in panic, Lin Xiaoxi, who had one foot in the pit, was picked up by Fang Cuihua's big hand.

"You bad boy! Last month, the guy at the village entrance almost choked to death in the toilet! How many times have I told you to be careful!!!"

As she said this, Fang Cuihua was still so angry that she slapped Lin Xiaoxi's bare butt a few times.

Lin Xiaoxi didn't have time to think about it, and hurriedly rushed to pull up his pants, but his pants fell into the pit along with his feet.

What is this?

Whose good person's first day of traveling through time is filled with shit and urine! The smell is too strong!

Besides, streaking is really inappropriate!

At this moment, Lin Xiaoxi - oh, no, it should be Comrade Lin Guangdan - was heartbroken, and this was the biggest black spot in her life - she fell into a cesspool.

Or the kind where you fall in while being watched by others!

"Dogtail, go to the kitchen and get some hot water for the footbath. I'll go find some pants for Guangdan to change into."

Fang Cuihua shouted at a boy of about twelve or thirteen years old, and then she pulled Lin Xiaoxi's pants off.

He pulled Lin Xiaoxi, who was naked from the waist down, and ran towards the room they had just been in.

At this moment, Lin Xiaoxi felt that she was just like any other wretched man. She covered her little bean sprouts with her hands and her cheeks blushed with shame.

Oh, you can’t see any blushing, after all, the face is dark and yellow.

But the younger brothers and sisters around seemed to be frightened first, and then amused by Lin Xiaoxi's embarrassed look.

It is confirmed that not only did she dress up as a little boy, she also had a sinful name, Guangdan, which means she is bald.

Thinking about the big brother named Gouwei, the poor Lin Xiaoxi suddenly felt a little more balanced.

Although the name Guangdan doesn't sound nice, she doesn't want to be called Goudan even more.

It turns out that happiness comes from comparison!

"Look at you, you're five years old and you're still lying in bed! I asked you to go to school with Goudan, but you didn't want to!"

Oh my, there is an even more sinful little fellow, his name is Goumao!!!

Fang Cuihua took out a pair of gray linen pants from the wooden cabinet and threw them directly onto the bed.

Seeing that her son had no reaction at all, she couldn't help but become worried again.

At this moment, Lin Xiaoxi's mind was receiving the memories of the original owner. Yes, her name now was Guangdan.

He is the second son of Lin Daniu from Linjia Village. He is eight years old this year, an age that even dogs would dislike.

The six-year-old Goudan at home obediently carried his linen schoolbag to go to the village private school. As an eight-year-old boy, he did nothing every day and just slept and was lazy all day long.

"Mom, the water is here." Gouwei brought the water and looked at Guangdan with some concern.

Guangdan grinned at his big brother, "Thank you, big brother! Otherwise I would have become a stinky egg!"

Brother Gouwei, who was suddenly thanked, scratched his head embarrassedly, then went out and headed to the river with his naked and smelly pants.

Seeing that the kid didn't seem to be frightened, Fang Cuihua said with a straight face:

"Pack up and go out and chop the pig grass that Erya brought back this morning, otherwise you won't get to eat today!"

Looking at the middle-aged woman in front of me, I felt an unprecedented sense of closeness from her through the memory egg.

In the past, her father didn't love her and her mother didn't care about her. Fortunately, although both of them had their own families, they didn't owe her anything materially.

Now it’s different, everything has turned around, look at this family, they are penniless, there is only love but no money.

In his memory, Fang Cuihua is his mother. Among the younger generation in Linjia Village, she is considered to be a person with a strong personality.

The father of the family, Lin Daniu, is honest and simple, and the couple loves their children very much.

The couple's eldest son, Gouwei, who just brought them water, is thirteen years old. He usually follows Lin Daniu to do farm work and is considered half of the family's labor force.

She has an older sister, Daya, who is sixteen years old and got married this spring.

Erya, who came back with two baskets of pig grass in the morning, is eleven years old this year. In fact, she is the third child in the family. He, who is only eight years old, is the fourth child.

Below them is Goudan, a six-year-old boy who loves reading, and Xiaoya, a three-year-old boy who cannot walk very well.

The bald five-year-old kid who was just laughed at was Goumao from my second uncle's family. My second uncle also has a one-year-old little sister, Yaya.

Guangdan's father, Lin Daniu, has three brothers. Lin Daniu is the eldest, and the second oldest, Lin Erniu, is also married and has children.

But my younger brother Lin Xiaoniu is only fourteen years old this year and is still looking for a marriage partner, and my younger sister Lin Taohua is only twelve years old.

Comrade Guangdan was still a little dazed after receiving this information. After all, this was really a big family.

It's just a big family like this, and there's nothing else we have except poverty.

Linjia Village is not actually a poor village, but Lin Daniu's family is indeed a well-known poor family in the village.

The main reason is that Grandpa Lin has been ill and taking medicine for many years. He has been hanging on to his life with medicine in recent years. Grandma Lin fell again at the end of last year.

The already poor family was made even worse off. The only good news was that Mr. Lin Sanye, the head of the village private school, said that six-year-old Goudan was very smart, and although he was very young, he had a promising future in school.

But studying costs money. Even so, Lin Daniu and his wife still sent Goudan, who had dropped out of school, to learn to read.

Even though they are brothers from the same father and mother, this guy only cares about being lazy and sleeping. It is impossible for him to study hard.

Thinking of this, Lin Xiaoxi nodded her head in agreement. Reading is not enough! Hasn't she read enough? Enough!

"Guardian, come out and chop grass for the pigs when you're ready!" Erya glanced around the small yard and saw that no one had come out yet. She stood at the door with her hands on her hips and yelled in annoyance.

"I'm coming!"

Guangdan quickly got used to the name and smelled himself. Finding that he no longer had any bad smell, he responded with satisfaction.

*

The sun was shining warmly on the yard made of loess. Guangdan was chopping hard on the chopping board with a kitchen knife, but his thoughts were drifting far away.

She still couldn't accept that she, a grown-up girl, had turned into a little boy in the blink of an eye!

So she would have to get married and have children in the future? She couldn't help but shudder at the thought. It was impossible. She couldn't do it!

Her pretty little skirts! Her rouge and powder! And her gold, silver, pearl and gemstone jewelry! ! ! !

Can't think about it!

At this moment, a classic TV drama character popped into my mind - Dongfang Bubai!

So the only option left for her is to castrate herself?

It’s not that being a man is bad, it’s just that she can’t accept it all of a sudden!

If I castrate myself, will I bleed to death?

Thinking of this, Guangdan gradually stopped the movements of his hands and placed the kitchen knife directly on his crotch, feeling mixed emotions.

When Fang Cuihua came back carrying a large bundle of firewood, she saw her own Guangdan holding a knife to his crotch. She was so scared that she didn't dare to make a sound!

Afraid that the sound would scare Guangdan, he just cut him with the knife.

(They all overestimated the kitchen knife. It would not even tear the linen pants, let alone the penis!)