"That's right!" Aunt He took a bite of the green radish and said hatefully.
"By the way, auntie, do you have any vegetable seeds at home? I'll buy some and plant them in the backyard. This snack will be for Erwa to sweeten his mouth!"
"Buy what? You treat your aunt as an outsider, right? Wait! I'll give it to you!" Aunt He shouted in a loud voice.
In the end, Shi Yi took away five small bags of seeds and a basket of vegetables.
Putting the seeds into the space, Shi Yi wanted to see if they could be improved.
Then, on a special shelf in the air-raid shelter, I found a lot of seeds, including vegetable seeds, fruit seeds, flower seeds, and even rice seeds, wheat seeds, and cotton seeds...
Good man! Dad, you are afraid of the war, so you are hoarding everything!
After selecting several vegetable seeds including green radish, spinach, celery, rapeseed, and green onion, Shi Yi took out a book titled “How to Grow Vegetables” and left the space.
At noon, Shi Yi asked Zhao Qingxi to kill a pheasant, and made braised chicken with half of it and spicy chicken with the other half. She also fried some wild vegetables and steamed rice.
Not only did old man Zhao Qingxi eat all the spicy chicken, he even used the soup to soak the rice.
"My dear disciple, this is so delicious! I want to eat it again tomorrow!" The old man's beard was dancing with joy.
"Okay, okay, wait until I get the pheasant back."
Shi Yi curled her lips and thought to herself: This master is such a big eater! What a loss!
Ye Lingfeng sat in a wheelchair, holding up his right leg which was fixed with a wooden board, and smiled with his eyes curved.
After dinner the next day, Shi Yi remembered that she had also bought a set of pig offal.
She washed the pig and put it in the prepared marinade, and cooked a big pot. She also cooked a piece of pork belly and a few eggs in it. The fragrance wafted far away...
"Eleven, Eleven, something happened!"
In the quiet mountain village, Shi Yi, who was making stewed food, was startled by a high-pitched voice...
"Xiaohua, come and watch the fire! Just keep it small!" Shi Yi wiped her hands on her apron and hurried to the door.
Aunt He was standing at the door of Shi Yi's house, carrying a basket filled with wild vegetables.
"Aunt, what's wrong? What happened?"
Shi Yi ran over with her big bright eyes wide open.
"Eleven, He Dazhuang and his family are back. Zhou Erya is kneeling at the entrance of the village, begging the village chief to take them in!"
There was a flash of hatred in Aunt He's eyes.
Shi Yi's eyes darkened:
"Didn't you leave the day before yesterday? Why are you back today?"
"That's right! The key is that the five tigers of the He family seemed to have been brought back by hired ox carts! And the stinking smell of pig manure was so suffocating that it killed me!"
Aunt He leaned close to Eleven and whispered.
"Aunt, you go first. I'll push my husband over to take a look! You can't just bully us like this and come back just like that! There's no such good thing in the world!"
Shi Yi clenched her fists, and a dark light flashed in her eyes.
In the study, Ye Lingfeng's lips pursed silently.
When Shi Yi pushed Ye Lingfeng to the entrance of the village, many villagers had already gathered there. When they saw them coming, everyone involuntarily made way for them.
Ye Lingfeng was already handsome with sharp eyebrows and bright eyes. In addition, Shi Yi took good care of him and fed him well these days, so he stood out among the crowd.
Naturally, it attracted the attention of many young girls and young wives in the village.
The village chief stood in the front.
Zhou Erya knelt there with several daughters-in-law and children who were not injured:
"Village Chief, please let our family come back! I promise that our family will behave well and never cause trouble again! Village Chief, please have mercy on us!"
"Please open the door, village chief!" The daughters-in-law also knelt there and kowtowed continuously.
He Yuanyi rubbed his temple and shouted:
"Shut up, everyone!"
The scene suddenly became quiet!
"Zhou Erya, what's going on! Tell me properly! If you keep howling, get out of here!" He Yuanyi really hated her face.
Zhou Erya raised her head and said pitifully:
"We were planning to live in the parents' home of each daughter-in-law for a while before making any plans. But my fifth son somehow ran to my mother's pigpen and slept with the pigs. My hands and Dazhuang's feet seemed to be useless! My mother even said that I stole the family's money, so she kicked us three out."
Zhou Erya looked at her useless left hand hanging down and wiped her nose with her right sleeve.
"Later, Dachun fell into a trap while walking at night, Erxia was robbed by bandits, Sanqiu was beaten by his brother-in-law and then broke his leg, and Sidong was also bitten by a dog! Village chief, our family is so miserable!"
Suddenly, the cries of a group of women shook the earth.
The villagers who were watching tried hard to hold back their laughter, especially when they heard that He Wulang had slept with a pig. They wanted to recall decades of sadness, and they pressed their mouth corners down again and again! The village chief coughed hard a few times, then put his fist to the corner of his mouth.
Shi Yi bit her lower lip and looked up at the sky, fearing that she would not be able to hold back and burst out laughing on the spot!
Ye Lingfeng sat in a wheelchair, his posture straight, his eyebrows sharp, his eyes sharp. His big hands covered with calluses tightly gripped the handles of the wheelchair, listening to the inner thoughts of countless people around him, he almost broke down!
"Sleeping with a pig? Are you so short of women? Oh my god, I am dying of laughter!"
"Hahahaha, it turns out He Wulang likes pigs~"
"You deserve it! How many young girls and wives in the village have been molested by the He family's five tigers?"
"Alas, if this day had come a few years earlier, He Guizi's silly wife wouldn't have died! She was abused to death by them!"
……
Hearing this, Ye Lingfeng's eyes darkened and he subconsciously turned around to glance at Shi Yi.
Under the clear moonlight, Shi Yi's phoenix eyes were particularly bright.
Ye Lingfeng was also a young man who was dressed in fine clothes and rode a horse, wantonly and flamboyant. He had seen countless ladies from noble families, some stunning, some beautiful, some pure, some delicate, some bold, some scheming...
But no one left a ripple in his heart. Now, all his attention was attracted by Shi Yi, the skinny and petite girl.
His heart skipped a beat unconsciously.
Just as everyone was trying to suppress their laughter, Zhou Wulang, on the ox cart, stretched out his hand covered in pig shit towards Zhou Erya:
"Mom, hurry up! I want to go home and take a shower!"
After yelling, he lay down beside the ox cart and vomited loudly!
Everyone finally couldn't hold back and burst into laughter. Shi Yi laughed so hard that tears came out!
Ye Lingfeng lowered his head, put his fist to his mouth, and laughed so hard that his whole body shook.
The village chief covered his nose and walked over. He took a look at the three ox carts. The eldest, second, third and fourth ox carts were all injured, and the fifth was covered in pig manure.
His eyes flashed:
"I don't know if it was He Feng's family who did it. If so, that would be horrible! Forget it, regardless of whether it was or not, I will pay more attention to and take better care of them in the future!"
Ye Lingfeng moved his left ear, touched his left index finger with his right index finger, and grinned...
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