The Dog King of Siheyuan Tears and Rebirth

“Woof woof woof…” Yi Zhonghai shouted with his face red and neck thick.

"This is pretty good. It still looks like a dog. But I also want to see a dog pee. After all, there is a rumor in the world that you are a childless person. I just want to see if this old dog of yours can pee. If you can't pee, I don't want it. I don't want my dog ​​to have no descendants." Xu Damao said with a smile.

Hearing Xu Damao's words, the four ghosts nearby almost laughed out loud. Whether it was playing tricks on people or ghosts, Xu Damao was really good at it.

"Da Mao, are you...will you..."

"What did you call me?" Xu Damao yelled.

"Da Mao!"

"Look at you, you can't even do it as a dog. You deserve to be extinct. Jia Dongxu, learn from him." Xu Damao said, pointing at Jia Dongxu who was covering his mouth and laughing.

"Okay, master, woof woof woof..."

"That's right, see? You have to call your master, woof woof woof, that way I will be prosperous."

"This... Master, woof woof woof, I'm going to learn to pee like a dog for you." Yi Zhonghai said humiliatedly. There was no other way, he had to endure this suffering if he wanted to enter the city.

"What do you mean by learning? You are a dog. If you say anything, I will pee in front of you right now!" Xu Damao said.

"Okay, master, woof woof woof..."

So, soon, Yi Zhonghai started to pee like a dog.

This caused the ghosts to burst into laughter; they really couldn't hold it in any longer.

"That's better. Well, you should come and see me off too. Otherwise, I won't even feed you dog food if you become a dog in your next life." Xu Damao said proudly.

"Uncle Damao, I, I want to go in too." Xiaodang walked forward and said.

"Hey, isn't this an old girl? Why, do you want to go to the city too?"

"Yes! Uncle Damao, I want to go in too." Xiaodang said.

"What about you? Widow Qin, do you want to go in too?" Xu Damao asked Qin Huairu.

"Haha, Damao, I definitely want to go in. Who doesn't want to go in?" Qin Huairu said with a smile.

"Well, that's a problem. I think female dogs are difficult to raise. Why? If you're not careful, they will give birth to more than a dozen puppies in their lifetime. Also, you see, these puppies of mine are all lustful dogs. Is that a bad thing?" Xu Damao said with a smile.

"Uncle Damao, you are joking. We don't want to be dogs. It would be great if we could be maids to serve you in the next life, don't you think?" Xiaodang said with a smile.

"Yes, Damao, I am best at serving people. In my next life, I will be your maid and serve you." Qin Huairu agreed.

"No, if I let you serve me, I will probably be poisoned to death in a few days, right? Jia Donggou, Yi Zhonggou, you have the most say in this matter." Xu Damao asked the two of them with a smile.

After hearing Xu Damao's words, Qin Huairu and her daughter's faces suddenly turned ugly.

"Master is right. This bitch Qin Huairu is not a good person. Not only is she unfaithful to her husband, she also kills people for money. Look at my master, wasn't he killed by this bitch? Right, Master?" Jia Dongxu said. Now he would do whatever Xu Damao said and would not dare to disobey.

"Well... yes, that bitch Qin Huairu is not a good person. And Xiaodang, you don't know how the three of them treated me. Not only did they not give me food, they also tied me up." Yi Zhonghai also echoed.

"Jia Dongxu, you are talking nonsense. It's all your fault. If you hadn't died early, would I have acted like that? Otherwise, how do you think your three children grew up? Did they rely on that foodie mother of your Jia family?" Qin Huairu said angrily.

"Hmph, stop it. I don't know who you had an affair with to give birth to those three evil creatures! I won't take the blame for this." Jia Dongxu said.

"I don't want to argue with you, you're just a complete coward," Qin Huairu said. After that, she looked at Xu Damao and said, "Damo, I know I offended you before. Today I apologize to you. Our incident is not a big deal. Today I just ask you to take us with you. Anyway, I see that you don't need ghost money. That thing is useless except for here."

"Whose sister are you? Forget it! You keep calling me sister! Sister! People who don't know would think your father is a great father!" Xu Damao said contemptuously, "I am the ancestor now."

"Yes, Ancestor, Ancestor Xu, can you help us mother and daughter? In the next life, I will work like a slave for you." Qin Huairu pleaded.

"Hey, you know what, being a cow is really okay. At least you can give birth! A calf means an income. This is a good idea. Then you will be a cow in my family in your next life. It's decided. Qin Huairu, let me hear the cow mooing twice." Xu Damao said with a smile.

"Ah!" Qin Huairu said embarrassedly.

"What? Don't you want to be my cow in your next life? It's okay if you don't want to be a cow. Being a donkey is also pretty good."

"Hahaha, yes, the donkey's bray sounds nice. Qin Huairu, you be the donkey! Bray like a donkey." Jia Dongxu said with a smile.

"This... Damao..."

"Stop talking nonsense. I'm in a hurry to go to the city. If you want to be a cow or a donkey, you can choose it yourself. I don't have time to talk nonsense with you." Xu Damao said.

“Moo…”

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Several ghosts burst into laughter, and even Yi Zhonghai covered his mouth and laughed. This was the first time he had laughed in such a long time, and he hadn't been so happy in a long time.

"Well, you are indeed worthy of being Qin Huairu. You can take it and let it go. You are one of them." Xu Damao laughed.

"Uncle Damao, what about me? Can I be a cow too?" Xiaodang asked anxiously.

"You! Let me think about it. We have enough dogs and cows, but we are still short of donkeys. Why don't you give me a call? If I am satisfied, I will take you as one."

"Ah! Uncle Damao, I have never heard this donkey's bray before. How about... I should just be a cow?" Xiaodang said embarrassedly.

"Don't be so proud, forget it if you haven't learned it!"

"No!" Xiao Dang said anxiously, "Mom, mom, how does a donkey bray? Teach me quickly, quickly."

"Donkey, how does a donkey bray? Let me think about it." Qin Huairu said.

As he spoke, his mind quickly recalled that this was how the donkey in the village brayed.

"That's it, that's it, ah ah ah!" Qin Huairu said, "Yes, that's it, ah ah ah!"

"Hahaha, Qin Huairu, why does this sound like moaning? Jia Dongxu, you have the most say, so tell me, is this what Qin Huairu's moaning sounds like?" Liu Guangqi asked with a smile.

“Well, it’s almost the same, but less wild and more beastly.” Jia Dongxu said with a smile.

"Well, that's it, Xiaodang, start your performance! I'm listening!" Xu Damao said.

“Hmm ah ah ah…” Xiaodang shouted loudly despite himself.

"Hahahahaha..."

"Don't mention it, Jia Dongxu, your daughter's bray is much louder than your wife's." Liu Guangqi said with a smile.

"Okay, I, Xu Damao, will have an extra animal in my next life. Take it away and don't delay things."

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