The Dog King of Siheyuan Tears and Rebirth

Urgent! Urgent! Jia Zhang's grandmother and grandson were so anxious watching the dishes being served.

As soon as a plate of Kung Pao Chicken was placed on the table, Jia Zhang reached out and grabbed the plate. At the same time, her other dry hand also grabbed it.

"Huh? Is there anyone who dares to snatch it from me?" Puzzled, Jia Zhang looked in the direction of the dry hand and found that it was Yan Fugui.

"Yan Laoxi, let go. Can't you see my grandson is starving? How dare you, a grown man, snatch my grandson?"

"Ms. Jia Zhang, this is a banquet, not your home. If your child is hungry, wouldn't you serve him some food? What's the point of you carrying the dishes?" Yan Fugui said unyieldingly.

"You, Yan Laoxi, I..."

While the two were arguing, spoons quickly scooped up the food in the plate, and in an instant, the plate was clean.

It is just like the saying goes, when the snipe and the clam fight, the fisherman benefits. Looking at the empty plate, Jia and Yan were stunned, "This..."

"Mr. Yan, it's all your fault. I won't compete with you for it." Jia Zhang said angrily.

"I," Yan Fugui said speechlessly, but looking at the plate in his hand, he picked up a steamed bun and started to wipe it, "Hey, it's quite greasy..."

Looking at the way Yan Fugui was eating, Bang Geng next to him was filled with anger, and secretly swore in his heart that he would pee in Yan Fugui's flowerpot more tomorrow.

At the same time, although there was not such fierce competition at other tables, it was not much less intense. Fortunately, the Xu family prepared a lot of dishes, so everyone was very satisfied with the food.

After a while, Xu Damao came out with his new wife. At this time, He Yuzhu had also finished his work and stood by with his lunch box and started eating.

Seeing Xu Damao's wife, He Yuzhu sighed, "This Xu Damao is indeed extraordinary, and his wife is not bad looking either."

After a while, Xu Damao took Chen Caihong to kowtow and offer tea to his parents, and then took Chen Caihong to toast wine to each table.

"He Yuzhu, this is my wife Chen Caihong, what do you think? She's beautiful, right? Are you envious?" Just when He Yuzhu was still eating, Xu Damao came over with his wife and said proudly.

Seeing Xu Damao's boastful look, He Yuzhu also complimented him, "Xu Damao, I only admire you when it comes to finding a wife. Not bad, very beautiful. Congratulations."

"Haha, He Yuzhu, thank you. The food today is great. Let's have a drink?"

"Then drink one?"

"Hehe, don't be sad, this day will come to you soon," Xu Damao said while looking at He Yuzhu with a smile, then turned back to Chen Caihong and said, "Wife, we've finished toasting, you go back first, I'll go find you after he and I have a drink, hehe."

"Drink less..." After saying that, Chen Caihong went back to the house.

"He Yuzhu is great, right? Come and have a drink first!" Xu Damao said after handing a glass of wine to He Yuzhu.

"Yes, I really envy you! Damao." He Yuzhu said with pretended sadness after drinking one.

"Hehe! Don't worry, buddy, I will pay more attention to you in the future. Come, have another drink. A drunk can relieve all your worries." Xu Damao said proudly.

Seeing Xu Damao's triumphant and excited look, He Yuzhu suddenly became playful and prepared to tease Xu Damao.

So he pretended to be innocent and said, "Xu Damao, I have never seen a woman in my life! This is your first marriage too, do you know how to deal with the new house?"

"Hehe! This buddy is a natural at it, you don't have to worry." Xu Damao said proudly. He would never admit that he had hooked up with countless widows.

"Really? Is this something you are born with?" He Yuzhu said with a puzzled look, "I heard from others that to make trouble in the bridal chamber, they would use wine bottles and green onions to teach the bride and groom, and they would also look for broad beans? It sounds fun, how about finding someone to make trouble with? So that an old bachelor like me can open his eyes too?"

Hearing He Yuzhu's words, Xu Damao suddenly looked at him straight and said, "He Yuzhu, who told you this? Are you kidding me?"

"No, no, I really don't understand. I just heard it from a few married chefs in the cafeteria. They also said that eavesdropping through the wall is very interesting! How about I go and listen tonight?" He Yuzhu said stupidly.

"Go, stay away. I'm telling you! You must not eavesdrop, otherwise I will be angry with you." Xu Damao shouted.

He didn't want others to eavesdrop on him. Wouldn't that mean others would discover his secrets?

"Haha, you're not going to listen anymore! There's no noise in the bridal chamber, but look at the other people in the yard, maybe they want to make some noise! ​​Look, there are so many pairs of eyes looking at you, I guess... hehe, look behind you!" He Yuzhu said, pointing behind Xu Damao.

After hearing what He Yuzhu said, Xu Damao looked back and saw that some men in the yard were looking at him with ill intentions.

"No more drinking. Drinking too much is not good. He Yuzhu, let's drink together another day. I've had a little too much. I'll go back first."

After saying that, he hurriedly ran back to the new house. As soon as he entered, he quickly locked the door and tried to close it tightly before he breathed a sigh of relief. "Damn, I almost got into trouble. Fortunately, Sha Zhu reminded me in time!"

"Da Mao, why are you locking the door? It's broad daylight." Chen Caihong said shyly.

"Haha, someone wanted to make trouble in the bridal chamber, so I closed the door in advance and took a rest." Xu Damao explained.

……

After the meal, those who wanted to make trouble gave up the idea when they saw Xu Damao closed the door and went home.

In the evening, after dinner, as soon as it got dark, Xu Damao hurriedly closed the door.

Seeing Xu Damao's anxious look, Chen Caihong knew what he was thinking, but she was also looking forward to it, because her mother had taught her a lot of knowledge about men and women before she got married.

"Da Mao, please be gentle later. My mother said it will be very painful the first time." Chen Caihong said tremblingly.

"Haha, don't worry, I will be very gentle, definitely very gentle." Xu Damao said with a lewd smile.

So Xu Damao turned into a hungry wolf and pounced on her. In a short while, Chen Caihong was stripped naked.

……

Just as Chen Caihong was expecting a rainstorm, what she encountered instead was a gentle drizzle, and it was a short-lived one.

"What? Is it over like this?" Chen Caihong asked puzzledly.

Thinking about it, she opened her eyes and asked, "Da Mao, is it over? It happened so quickly, why don't I feel any pain? My mom said it hurts a lot."

"Ah! Hehe, I told you I would be gentle!" Xu Damao explained with a red face.

"My mother lied to me?" Chen Caihong said to herself, and soon she smelled the stench of my saliva, "Da Mao, I'm all covered in saliva, go get some water for me to wash." Chen Caihong complained.

After hearing what Chen Caihong said, Xu Damao had no choice but to endure the fatigue and go to fetch water.

After Xu Damao left, Chen Caihong was still thinking about the battle just now. She felt that not only did she not feel any pain, she didn't even feel comfortable at all. It was a pity that her mother talked about it so excitedly and shockingly. She decided to find a chance to go home and tell her mother about it!

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