The Dog King of Siheyuan Tears and Rebirth

On the side, Chen Baoguo saw his brother vomiting, and hurried over to pat him on the back.

"Brother, is it that serious?"

"Brother, brother, that smell is so stinky, it almost suffocated me. You know, I'm a bit of a germaphobe." Lan Dajiang said as he vomited. At this moment, he was about to vomit bile.

"Oh, I forgot about that." Chen Baoguo said with a wry smile.

"You vomited just now. My hands are all stained with the smell. Where's the water? Let me wash it." Feng Dayong shouted.

"The bucket is in the house, go in and wash it yourself."

"Well, I won't go in. I'll just wipe it on the ground." As he said that, Feng Dayong lay on the ground and scratched the ground with his fingers, wishing he could smooth his fingers.

"Be careful and don't rub your skin. Is it serious?" Chen Baoguo said with a smile.

"Don't laugh, it's just that I don't have a kitchen knife, otherwise I would have wanted to chop off this finger. How would I hold steamed bread in the future?" Feng Dayong cried miserably.

"That's not right. It seems like you guys are just playing tricks on me. Who was it? Who pulled it?" Chen Baoguo suddenly asked.

"It's either my left or my right side. The stuff has flowed into my quilt. No, Dajiang has vomited, would I vomit? Which Jia Geng is it? Yes, it must be that Jia Geng." Feng Dayong said.

After saying that, he glanced around the yard. It was pitch black, but he didn't see Jia Geng.

"Look, Jia Geng is not here, it must be him!" Feng Dayong shouted, "Who is he? It's the middle of the night."

Hearing his brother say this, Chen Baoguo immediately recalled his self-introduction in the afternoon, and he seemed to understand something.

So he walked directly in front of the three people, looking at their embarrassed expressions, he immediately understood, "Hey, three of you, what's going on? Tell me! I've seen something fishy going on with you three. There was something fishy going on in the afternoon. If you don't tell me, don't blame us three brothers for being so picky with you three."

"Well, well, we also heard rumors, but we didn't expect them to be true. It's not our fault. We really didn't know it would turn out this way..."

So Liu Wei told out all the rumors he had heard.

"Fuck, I just feel like something is wrong. You guys are from the same alley but you don't sleep together. It seems like you three are trying to trick us three brothers? Look at how my brother Dajiang vomited?" Chen Baoguo said angrily.

"Brother, Brother Chen, we are not familiar with Jia Geng. It's not our fault. You should blame him!" Zhao Fei said.

"You're the worst. It was you who asked me to sleep leaning on you in the afternoon. I thought we were destined to be together, but now it seems you have been planning this for a long time." Zhao Baoguo said angrily.

"Brother, brother, it's a misunderstanding. We only heard about this, but we really didn't know the situation. Now is not the time to worry about it. Think about it! How unlucky it would be to live in the same house with him in the future! Think about it?" Zhao Fei changed the subject.

"Yes, brother, I might as well die than live with him." At this time, Lan Dajiang, who had just finished vomiting, walked over and said.

"What should we do then?" Zhao Baoguo asked.

"Brother, this is still not easy?" Zhao Fei interrupted, "Either we move out, or he moves out, but it's troublesome to move so many people, so the only one who can move out is him." Zhao Fei said, pointing at the house.

"He," Zhao Baoguo pointed at the house and said, "You're right, but where should he move to?"

"Let's go find the village chief tomorrow and see if there is any solution," Liu Wei suggested.

"Yes, go find the village chief, he must solve it for us." Lan Dajiang said.

"It's settled, but how are we going to get through tonight?" Chen Baoguo said.

"Well, how about we go in and take a look? Look at the shadow, Jia Geng is probably cleaning up!" Liu Wei said, pointing at the shadow in the window.

"I'm not going. I would rather die than go in tonight. It's still smelly even if I clean it up. Brother, go get me the quilt. I'm going to stay outside all night. It's not cold now anyway. I've never felt the feeling of having the ground as my bed and the sky as my quilt." Lan Dajiang said.

"Yes, it's not cold anyway, I'll sleep outside too."

"Me too!"

"Me too!"

So, in the end, with everyone's unanimous decision, the six people decided to sleep outside, and then the three people from Nanluoguxiang chose Zhao Fei to go into the house and get the quilt by playing rock-paper-scissors, and the other three buddies could only call Zhao Baoguo.

After the two of them went in, they saw in the dim light that Jia Geng was diligently wiping his quilt with his towel. He was too embarrassed to look at them, so he just lowered his head and moved back and forth mechanically.

Ignoring Bang Geng, the two men quickly picked up the blankets of several people and ran out.

……

The next morning, just after daybreak, before the others could go to look for the old village chief, he came over himself to tell the children to go to the fields to work.

As a result, as soon as he arrived at the door, he saw a strange scene. Six dolls were sleeping close together on a flat ground at the door, wrapped in quilts, and they were sleeping soundly!

"Hey, are these city kids crazy? They like to sleep outside. It's strange, really strange. These city people are really different. I don't know what they are thinking." The old village chief said to himself.

Thinking about this, he walked over and woke Liu Wei up, "Baby, it's time to get up."

"Oh?" Li Wei yawned and got up, "Old village chief, why are you here?"

"Why am I here? I'm here to tell you to go to work. This is not the city. You can sleep until the sun shines on your buttocks. Get up quickly." said the old village chief.

"it is good!"

So Liu Wei called people over, and soon, all six people stood up.

"Where's the other one? Is he in the house? Why doesn't he sleep outside?" the old village chief asked, "I thought you city people like to sleep outside!"

"Village chief, do you think there's something wrong with us? We can sleep outside when we can sleep inside?" Lan Dajiang complained first.

"What? Did the kang collapse?" the old village chief asked in confusion. "No, that's not right. I asked someone to clean it up. It must be you guys who jumped on it, you city kids, hey!"

"No, old village chief, listen to me..."

So Liu Wei told the old village chief everything that happened last night, and told him that this was not just the first time, but might happen countless times in the future.

"It's not a big deal for you kids. It's just poop. What's so smelly about it? You just can't stand the hardship. I'll go and take a look." said the old village chief.

As he said that, he pushed the door open and walked in. He saw a towel on the floor, which was covered with yellow stuff. Banggeng was sleeping on the kang.

"Kids, get up. Look at what you have done. You have pushed six kids out. Did you have a stomachache?" the old village chief shouted.

At this time, Banggeng was sleeping soundly. When the old village chief woke him up, he turned over and made another "puff" sound. Then a foul smell came out. The old village chief frowned and walked out immediately.

"Hey, there's something wrong with this baby's butt." The old village chief stepped out and said to a few people.