The scumbag broke off the engagement, and the daughter of the genius doctor turned around and marrie

Maid: "......"

Did their lady fart?

This was beyond their comprehension, because Gu Xianer always paid attention to her image and would never fart in public.

this......

The maids and old women lowered their heads and did not dare to look at Gu Xian'er.

At this moment, Gu Xian'er was so ashamed and angry that she wanted to die.

She actually let it out. She didn't want to, but she couldn't help it.

Gu Xianer calmed herself down and told herself that everything was fine.

Anyway, the people around him are all his maids and old women, and they would not dare to go out and say anything.

She took a deep breath and continued walking forward as if nothing had happened.

However, after taking only two steps, she couldn't help it anymore.

"Gurgle~Puff~"

Maids and old women: (°ー°〃)

What followed was a series of bubbling sounds, like the sound of flowing water, rapid and fierce.

“Gurgle~Gurgle~Gurgle…Puff, puff, puff, puff…”

Just now they thought it was just a fart, but what happened next shocked them beyond words.

This is not just farting, it's clearly diarrhea.

Just by listening to the sound, you can tell how rare it is.

A foul odor followed.

Gu Xian'er stood there motionless, her face flushed red like a cooked shrimp.

She looked around and saw that the maids and old women wished they could find a crack in the ground to crawl into.

Gu Xian'er had never been so embarrassed before. She was the most talented woman in the world, full of bookish air, but now she reeked of poop, which was so embarrassing.

She no longer had the energy to cause trouble for Gu Lingshuang.

He was escaping towards his own Fuxiang Garden, and the sound of "puff" continued along the way.

There was also a suspicious brown mark on her butt.

Gu Qingye is in the same situation as her.

But Gu Qingye's situation was better than hers because he couldn't go out due to his injury. At least the mess didn't fill the yard, but ended up on his bed, causing his wound to become infected.

Although Gu Qingye is a scoundrel, he is a young master after all.

He was almost twenty years old and had defecated on the bed, but he was too embarrassed to ask the maid to come in and clean it up.

I could only support my aching body, wipe the dirt on the bed, and then change it into new sheets.

I thought the diarrhea was just an accident, but I didn't expect it to be so out of control.

As soon as he lay down on the bed, his stomach started to growl.

Along with the fart sound, the bed was hit again.

He wanted to hold it back but he couldn't.

......

Aunt Zhao's injury was no longer as painful, so after breakfast she took Dongmei to Jingya Garden to visit Gu Lingshuang.

But when they were about to reach Jingya Garden, they smelled a foul odor.

"Why does it smell so bad?"

"Ah!" Dongmei screamed: "Aunt, your feet..."

Her feet?

Aunt Zhao lowered her head and almost vomited because of nausea.

Her right foot stepped on a pile of shit, and because it was so runny, it splashed onto the hem of her skirt.

"Ugh~" Aunt Zhao's face turned green and she dry-heaved twice.

"What...what's going on?"

Dongmei was furious: "It must be the servant who was carrying the manure who knocked over the toilet, otherwise how could it be everywhere?"

Just as she finished speaking, she saw several maids and old women coming towards her with brooms and shovels in their hands.

After taking a closer look, Dongmei recognized that those people were from the eldest lady's courtyard.

When the maids and servants saw Aunt Zhao and Dongmei, they were stunned for a moment.

"Aunt Zhao...Aunt Zhao, good morning. Ahahaha."

Aunt Zhao was a little confused. Although those people were just maids and old women, they were serving in the eldest lady's courtyard, so they were arrogant and never took her, the concubine, seriously.

What happened today?

Not only did they greet her, they also smiled at her, but their smiles didn't look natural.

"What are you doing?"

"Uh..." They couldn't say they were here to clean up the young lady's diarrhea, right? If the young lady knew they spread her embarrassing story, she would definitely skin them alive.

Dongmei's eyes lit up and she said, "I see. Are you here to clean up the manure? The people who dumped the manure today were too careless. Look at the mess they made in the yard. If you don't know, you would think they were applying fertilizer on the farmland."

Maid: "......"

"Uh, haha, yes, yes, we will teach that boy a lesson after we finish cleaning, haha..."

Aunt Zhao and Dongmei didn't think much about it. Now her shoes and skirt were dirty, so Aunt Zhao could only go back the same way and go back to Qingfeng Garden to clean herself up.

The entire Pingyang Marquis Mansion was in chaos.

Except for the people in Aunt Zhao's Qingfeng Garden and Gu Lingshuang's Jingya Garden, almost everyone else had diarrhea.

And because Gu Xian'er and Gu Qingye were delicate, they pulled the hardest and almost caught up with the flying monkeys and almost flew into the sky.

However, the two of them were still relatively lucky, because they only lost face at home, unlike Gu Nanqiao, Gu Qingfeng, the old lady and the eldest lady, who really lost face completely, which was no different from running naked outside.

In the Jinluan Palace.

The eunuch spoke in a hoarse voice: "If there is something to say, play it. If there is nothing to say..."

"Gurgle... Gurgle..." The sudden gurgling sound interrupted the eunuch.

"Hmm?" Emperor Xiao Zitian was surprised: "Which of you didn't have breakfast? My stomach is starting to protest in front of me."

The ministers looked at each other.

Xiao Zitian looked down at the ministers, and seeing that no one admitted it, he stopped asking. After all, it was just a small matter.

He raised his hand and was about to leave the court with the help of the chief eunuch.

However, another "gurgling" sound abruptly interrupted his steps.

“Gurgle…Puff——”

“???” The ministers were stunned.

Who is this? He actually farted in the Golden Palace, in front of His Majesty.

You are so bold, can't you just hold back? This is outrageous.

It is simply insulting to gentlemen!

Xiao Zitian had been emperor for more than 20 years and had never encountered such a situation.

He was surprised for a moment, but soon a smile appeared in his eyes.

It seemed that the minister was really feeling very uncomfortable, otherwise he would never fart in public.

"Ahem." He coughed, pretended not to hear, and planned to leave the court.

I thought to myself: I can only help you cover it up to this point. My dear, please leave the Golden Palace quickly, find a place where there is no one, and fart clearly, otherwise you will be very uncomfortable holding it in.

I have to say that Xiao Zitian is truly a kind, generous and understanding monarch.

However, he underestimated the force of the fart.

Just now it was just a stream, but then it was as if a dam was broken through.

"Wow--"

"Ugh, it stinks!"

"Who is so lacking in public morality? If you want to fart, just fart. Why do you have to poop it out?"

"Ugh~"

There was chaos in the Golden Palace, and all the civil and military officials turned to look at the source of the stench.