Dressed as the only Omega in the Star Military Academy

Lu Chihuan: "I shouldn't have left your father behind, otherwise there wouldn't be a bastard like you today."

“…!” Are you calling him a grandson or a bastard? !

The man was so angry that he clenched his fists and was about to step forward.

Seeing that he was about to be beaten, Lu Chihuan hid behind the smart trash can in a second.

He pointed at the camera in front of the trash can and said, "It has video and recording functions. If you do anything to me, you'll be fired!"

Dunson strictly prohibits bullying and fighting. If it is recorded, the consequences will be disastrous.

"..." The other party paused, his teeth clenched and made a creaking sound, as if he was grinding his teeth.

The person who was walking with that person looked at Lu Chihuan and then at the camera in front of the trash can, and advised:

"Brother Sun, forget it. If we get caught, we'll get punished. It's not worth it."

It turns out this person’s surname is Sun.

Lu Chihuan tried hard to search his memory and finally remembered that this character seemed to exist in the original text.

His name seems to be Sun Ming, and he is a rich second-generation whose family has some assets.

Sun Ming was so angry that his chest heaved twice. Finally, he looked at the camera, gritted his teeth in hatred, and had no choice but to give up.

"Let's go! Don't bother with this little piece of trash!"

"..."

The group then left.

Lu Chihuan also breathed a sigh of relief.

To know.

The imperial human rights laws and the recording and video functions of smart trash cans were all made up by him.

But it turned out that he was very successful in making it.

Sun Ming and his colleagues have been fooled.

"Hi, my temporary master, just now you lied that I have a video recording function. Fortunately I didn't say anything to expose you." The trash can suddenly spoke.

"!" Lu Chihuan was startled and jumped three meters away in a second.

Trash can talk?!

In response to his panic, the screen on the trash can flashed twice, like a human blinking.

"Good...good trash can."

Lu Chihuan was stunned for two seconds, and quickly digested the fact that trash cans in this era are very smart.

He spoke as if thanking a human:

"Thank you for not exposing me."

"You're welcome." The screen in front of the trash can flashed twice again, as if nodding to say it understood.

So advanced!

Lu Chihuan showed the look of a country bumpkin from Earth.

At this time, the sun was shining brightly in the sky.

There were already many people passing by to see Lu Chihuan, and since Lu Chihuan was talking to the trash can, even more people paid him attention.

Lu Chihuan felt doubly uncomfortable.

Finally, he decided.

Go clean the toilet first!

Anyway, no one will watch him sweep the toilet, so he can sweep it however he likes.

As for the streets, we'll sweep them at night.

"Trash can, I need to clean the toilet." He started.

"Ding - are you sure you want to go now?" the trash can asked him.

"Yes."

"Okay, I'll wait for you at the toilet door."

How classy! He even waited at the toilet door. Lu Chi thought happily.

He somehow felt that the trash can looked like a puppy.

Still a very clean puppy.

There is no peculiar smell, and the metal outside the barrel is smooth and shiny.

So he reached out and patted the lid of the trash can, then touched the lid.

Treat it like a puppy.

"thank you."

"Bang, bang!" The trash can suddenly shook twice.

Lu Chihuan was stunned.

Bad, broken?!

The next second, two pink colors suddenly appeared on the display screen in front of the trash can, and small transparent bubbles and hearts floated on the screen.

Lu Chihuan: ...

Trash, is the trash can shy?!

Or is it the trash can that is showing his love to him?!

……

I don't know if it's shyness or a display of affection.

But on the way to the toilet, the trash can moved much faster.

Lu Chihuan clearly remembered that when he first brought it out, it ate as slowly as an old cow eating grass.

On the way, the trash can also proactively proposed:

"You are so short, and the cleaning tools are very heavy. Please put them in my stomach."

Lu Chihuan: “…” This AI’s language system still needs some adjustment.

No man likes to be called short!

These cleaning tools are really heavy though.

Lu Chihuan decided not to care about the low emotional intelligence of an AI and put the things in the trash can first.

The rest of the journey was much easier.

The trash can also suggested that he could sit inside it.

"You are so small, I can carry you."

“…No need for that.” Lu Chihuan said his heart was bleeding.

There is no need to emphasize how out of place his figure is in this school full of Alphas, not to mention that standing in a trash can and being carried by the trash can is just too cool.

The picture is too beautiful to imagine.

"Let's go, thank you for your kindness." Lu Chihuan patted it again subconsciously.

"Bang, bang!" The trash can shook violently again, and the screen turned bright red.

The mechanical voice stuttered: "I was touched on the head by my pretty brother."

“???” The trash can said he was the younger brother?

"How old are you?" he asked.

The trash can turned in a circle in front of him: "I worked here fifty years ago~"

Lu Chihuan: “…” It’s still an antique robot.

"Is this your first time encountering artificial intelligence?" Trash Can suddenly asked him, "You looked so surprised to see me just now."

Lu Chihuan remained silent. Has AI become so sensitive in this era?

"My family was poor when I was young, and this is my first time coming into contact with artificial intelligence." He made up a story.

Each of them was carrying a trash can and chatting on the road, and they soon arrived at the door of the D-level toilet.

Probably because it is a military academy's restroom, the outside of the restroom looks clean and tidy.

Lu Chihuan breathed a sigh of relief.

If the toilet is not dirty, he will have to work less.

"I'll wait for you at the door." The trash can took out all the cleaning tools he needed.

By the way:

"By the way, if you need anything else, you can come out to me. I have some self-defense capabilities."

“Huh?” Lu Chihuan was confused.

Do you need a trash can to clean the toilet? And the other party also said that it has a self-defense function?

Which self-defense?

As if the AI ​​saw his doubt, it said, "It's very humid in there."

Wet?

At this time, Lu Chihuan didn't know the seriousness of these words.

He looked at the open toilet door and felt that the AI ​​either lacked cognition or had a programming error.

Only machines are afraid of moisture, but people are not.

He picked up the mop and bucket and ran into the bathroom.

Lu Chihuan regretted it as soon as he walked in, because the toilet was really humid, and there was a sticky sound of water when he stepped on it.

Could it be that the toilet exploded?

Ugh! Lu Chihuan felt a faint nausea.

This toilet was not as bright as it looked from the outside. It became very dark inside and he always felt it was a bit eerie.

Lu Chihuan quickly found the light switch and turned on the light. His vision finally became brighter. Just as he was about to breathe a sigh of relief, he suddenly saw——

What he was stepping on was not water at all, but a pool of milky white, sticky substance. Looking forward, he saw countless abnormal black spots on the floor, like eyes.

There was a buzzing sound from the stall door next to him.

The bathroom door was pushed open and several flies as big as human palms flew out.

"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

Lu Chihuan screamed and ran out of the bathroom.

"Monster ahhhhh!"

Because the lunch break was over, there were many students outside in the playground at this moment, and there was a group of people right in front of Lu Chihuan where he was running.

Lu Chihuan saw the other party’s epaulettes, three circles.

This represents the third-year students in the military academy.

Among them there was one with very regular facial features, and he looked like a good person.

He immediately rushed over there.

"Seniors, help! There's a monster!"

He ran too fast and didn't have time to brake when he reached the position, and his head hit a huge pectoral muscle.

How big is it?

He was bounced and fell on his butt with a thud.