The good wife and mother worked herself to death, and was reborn to win the game
Chapter 227 If you don't want to leave, then eat shit
"Cheng Yaoguo must be in your house. You must be hiding him and not handing him over!"
Zhou Caixia couldn't win the argument with Li Shuping and started to play tricks.
They came here today to settle accounts with Cheng Yaoguo. Jiang Wan must want to protect Cheng Yaoguo, so he deliberately let Li Shuping say this.
"Why are we hiding him? Do you think he's any good?"
"When Jiang Wan was in the late stage of pregnancy, Cheng Yaoguo deliberately pushed her in an attempt to cause her to miscarry."
"Whoever takes this devilish little beast home will be in big trouble. Do you really think our Jiang Wan is stupid?"
Li Shuping became more and more impatient as she spoke, and was already waving a broom around, ready to take action.
The broom almost hit Zhou Caixia's face, and she was so scared that she quickly took a few steps back.
Old man Li originally didn't want to retreat, but now he was forced to retreat continuously.
Li Shuping simply beat them out with a broom.
"Get lost! Your presence has seriously affected my mood. Don't show up again!"
Li Shuping slammed the door after she chased them away.
She looked at them from afar through the door, and Zhou Caixia still asked without giving up.
"Is Cheng Yaoguo really not here with you?"
"If I said I'm not here, then I'm not here. Don't you understand what I'm saying?"
Li Shuping stared at them coldly, breathing out through her nose while speaking.
Zhou Caixia was still hesitating, and Old Man Li reached out and pulled her arm.
"Let's go, this woman is too fierce, there is no way to communicate with her."
"Who did you say was fierce? If you have the guts to say it again, I will beat you till your teeth are all over the floor."
While Li Shuping was talking, she stuffed the stick through the crack in the door. Zhou Caixia and her husband were afraid of being hit, so they ran faster than rabbits.
"Shrew, shrew, Li Shuping, you are a shrew, no one can stand a shrew like you!"
"You're involved with Jiang Wan now, it must be because your man doesn't want you anymore!"
"You are so fierce, I wouldn't want you if I were a man!"
The more Zhou Caixia thought about it, the angrier she became. She felt fearless behind the door, and the words she spoke were dirty and smelly.
Li Shuping was so angry that her whole body was shaking. At this moment, Jiang Wan, who had just finished coaxing the child, came out of the house holding an enamel basin in his hand.
Li Shuping recognized the basin at a glance. It was the basin that was usually placed under the bed to collect the feces and urine of the two children.
She was still wondering how Jiang Wan had taken out the basin.
As a result, Jiang Wan came out of the house and ran to her side in two steps.
Before anyone could react, she pushed the door open with lightning speed and poured out the contents of the basin.
Jiang Wan was extremely fast, and before the two men could even react, they were splashed with shit and urine all over their heads and faces.
Among them there was a pile of baby poop that Dabao had just excreted, and it was still warm.
The moment the feces and urine splashed on her face, Zhou Caixia first felt a foul smell in the air.
Before she could react, the hot pile of boy shit hit her hard in the face.
Then came the overwhelming boy's urine, which covered her whole body.
Zhou Caixia was so shocked that she screamed and ran back home.
Old man Li was still stupid, his head was covered with urine.
Jiang Wan threw down the basin and took the broom from Li Shuping's hand.
She adjusted the broom and used the stick end to poke Old Man Li hard in the stomach.
"You two are such bastards. I, Aunt Li, tried to persuade you to leave, but you refused. You had to force me to lose my temper."
"Let me tell you, you guys are totally wrong when you say my Aunt Li is a shrew. You may have never seen a real shrew. Compared to me, she is pretty gentle."
Jiang Wan felt unsatisfied after poking it once, so he poked it again hard.
Old man Li was originally thin, and his stomach was concave after being poked.
Without Zhou Caixia supporting him in front, he could only endure it.
After being hit twice in a row, Old Man Li realized that he had met a tough opponent.
If he wants to live, he should run away! If he continues to stay here, he will probably be beaten to death.
As for Cheng Yaoguo, if he is not found, the worst that can happen is that some things in the kitchen will be lost. Anyway, his life will not be easy in the current situation.
Old man Li thought about it and decided to just give these things to the beggars. This time it was his bad luck.
Now that he knew what kind of person Cheng Yaoguo was, he would never be soft-hearted even if he died at their doorstep.
This kind of child is just spoiled, so he cannot be beaten or scolded. If you say a few words to him, he will get so angry that he even empties all the things in the kitchen.
Old man Li shuddered. This kind of person is really scary. If you can't afford to provoke him, can't you just avoid him?
When Old Man Li came over, he not only failed to find out Cheng Yaozu's whereabouts, but also failed to find anything in the house. Instead, he was covered in feces and urine.
He went back smelling and dirty, and regretting it deeply.
He couldn't scold Li Shuping, he couldn't beat Jiang Wan, and he couldn't find Cheng Yaoguo, but he could go back and beat Zhou Caixia.
It wasn't like Zhou Caixia suddenly ran away just now, so the feces wouldn't have been splashed on him.
Old man Li walked back in a miserable state, covered in feces and urine. Many people saluted him along the way.
This time when he went out, he lost all his dignity and face, and was filled with anger.
Old man Li swore that if he saw Cheng Yaoguo again, he would catch him and beat him up, otherwise he would be able to get rid of the hatred in his heart.
After this incident, he became famous in Chengjia Village. For the sake of his reputation, he never dared to come here again unless it was something extremely important.
He reached out and wiped the feces and urine off his face. The faint smell of urine filled his nostrils, and Old Man Li went crazy again.
In order to save face, he almost ran all the way home.
Only after Zhou Caixia and Old Man Li walked away did Li Shuping come back to her senses from her shock.
She took the broom from Jiang Wan's hand in a servile manner, with a bright smile on her face.
"Jiang Wan, how did you come up with that idea just now? You're really too brave to throw shit and urine on the face of someone who said something rude!"
"You just did it so smoothly that both Zhou Caixia and her husband were completely stunned."
"After this incident, they know you are not someone to be trifled with. I guess they won't dare to cause trouble for you in the future."
Li Shuping put the broom back to its original place, then picked up the basin for collecting feces and urine, washed it, and then put it back under Jiang Wan's bed.
She washed her hands and walked out smiling. When she came to Jiang Wan, she took her hand.
"I feel relieved to see you are so fierce. It seems that we need to switch our identities from now on."
"From now on, you will protect me. How about I hide behind you and pretend to be weak?"
"Oh, oh, oh, oh, Xiao Wanwan, someone is scolding me. Your Aunt Li is so scared. Xiao Wanwan, someone wants to hit me. Can you help me fight back?"
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