Now that I'm reborn, it's not too much to be a rich, white and beautiful woman, right?
Chapter 85: Li Dazongguan almost lost his precious life
In the evening, dormitory 308 started another dormitory chat.
Everyone was discussing Li Lianying's name. Wen Mengjiao asked, "Isn't the name Li Lianying too weird?"
"It seems like the yin energy is a bit heavy?" Wen Mengjiao analyzed.
"Didn't Li Lianying used to be a chief eunuch? His master, the Empress Dowager, seems to be a spendthrift woman."
"Ahem, who are you making innuendos about?" Li Linlin interrupted immediately.
"Don't imply anything about my boss!" The cute Li Lianying also made Li Linlin cute. She continued to say with reason and evidence: "We all have the surname Li, how can it be so yin?"
"But the name Li Lianying is indeed a bit strange," said Tu Jing.
"It makes people want to laugh when they hear this name."
"Boss, do you have any other names?" Li Linlin asked.
"Well, let me think about it." Zeng Xiaofan hesitated for a moment and said, "Then let's call him Wangcai."
"???"
"What the hell???" several girls asked in unison.
"Boss, are you serious? Isn't Wangcai the name of the dog?" Everyone was amused by Zeng Xiaofan again.
"My cat, you can call me whatever you want."
"No, boss. The name Wangcai is too tacky," said Li Linlin.
"Haha, it sounds like the style is even more wrong." Tu Jing also said.
"Originally, cats are believed to bring fortune. Now that we have decided to keep one, if it really can bring fortune, why not name it Wangcai? Wouldn't that mean it will double the fortune!" Zeng Xiaofan said with a sly grin. Then she raised her head and looked at Li Lianying, who, after having eaten and drunk his fill, was now sleeping soundly in his little nest made of a cardboard box, and snoring comfortably.
"I never thought that cats would snore when they sleep." Zeng Xiaofan said with a smile.
"Our 308 gives the cat enough sense of security, so it sleeps so soundly." Li Linlin said with a smile.
"But calling him Wangcai is even weirder than calling him Li Lianying!" Wen Mengjiao said.
So, several girls in dormitory 308 started a debate contest about whether the cat's name was Li Lianying or Wangcai, until they were so sleepy that they fell asleep one after another.
The next morning, Li Lianying got up early. He jumped onto Zeng Xiaofan's bed, licked Zeng Xiaofan's hand gently, and meowed.
Zeng Xiaofan was sleeping soundly when he was awakened by a tingling and tingling sensation. He also dreamed that he was bitten by some unknown animal. When he woke up, he found that it was Li Lianying who was behind it.
"Li Lianying, why did you get up?!"
"If you don't sleep, I still want to sleep!" After saying that, Zeng Xiaofan stroked Li Lianying lovingly.
She said softly, "Stop making trouble, let me sleep a little longer."
Wen Mengjiao, who had just gotten up from using the toilet, saw this heartwarming scene between the man and the cat, and was instantly melted by the cuteness.
Zeng Xiaofan is not only good at teasing people, but also good at teasing cats. He is really a disaster. Wen Mengjiao muttered, lying on the bed again and planning to take a nap.
However, Li Lianying was not quiet yet. He jumped onto the bed again, biting Zeng Xiaofan's earlobe gently, making her wake up due to itchiness, and then played with Zeng Xiaofan's hair, hurting her.
At this time, Li Linlin had already gotten up and was preparing to go to the music store to practice guitar, and Tu Jing also got up to wash up.
Zeng Xiaofan was so distracted by Li Lianying that he could not sleep. He shouted angrily, "Li Lianying, you are such a bold dog slave! How dare you!"
"Ahem, please note, it's not a dog slave, it's a cat slave." Li Linlin said while combing her hair in front of the mirror.
"Hahahahahaha!" The girls in dormitory 308 all burst into laughter.
"Zeng Xiaofan, actually I still like you very much." Wen Mengjiao said suddenly.
"Little guy, I saw it a long time ago." Zeng Xiaofan replied with a smile.
"Then why do you always make me angry?" Wen Mengjiao pouted and said proudly.
"I'm just teasing you, haha." Zeng Xiaofan smiled. She didn't mind Wen Mengjiao's spoiled daughter temper. She felt that Wen Mengjiao's fierce and aggressive side was quite funny.
"Then don't make me angry next time." Wen Mengjiao continued to act coquettishly.
"OK, no problem. Since you confessed your true feelings, I won't be angry with you." Zeng Xiaofan lay lazily, stroking Li Lianying lovingly.
"Then you have to form a united front with me." Wen Mengjiao continued.
"What united front?"
"Every time I show my strength inadvertently, you always snatch it away! I won't take it anymore!!!" Wen Mengjiao pouted and whimpered.
"But I didn't mean it. I also want to keep a low profile, but my strength doesn't allow it." Zeng Xiaofan said helplessly with his hands spread out.
"Okay, okay, okay, I'll let you go next time. No, I'll let you go from now on." Wen Mengjiao is just very competitive, doesn't admit defeat, and likes to show off a little. This is normal, and Zeng Xiaofan understands this.
After saying that, Zeng Xiaofan finally stopped lying in bed. Taking advantage of the fact that he had no classes in the morning, he quickly washed up, put on his bag, grabbed the car keys, and ran downstairs holding Li Lianying.
Before leaving, she said, "I'm going to cleanse Li Lianying."
"Hahahahaha, okay, boss, I wish the butler a speedy recovery and discharge from the hospital." Tu Jing said with a smile.
"Xiao Fan, you have a class with Professor Li in the afternoon, come back early! Don't be late." Wen Mengjiao said with concern.
"Okay!" Zeng Xiaofan hugged Li Yinglian. No, to be exact, he should have held her, because Li Lianying's body was so thin that she could be held in one hand.
The man and the cat hurried to the parking space. Zeng Xiaofan gently placed Li Lianying on the passenger seat and said, "Li Lianying, you're going to lose your manhood in a little while. You can't blame me."
"Meow!" Li Lianying responded with a vague understanding, and then stretched out one leg and buried his head in tranquility...
"Lick it as much as you can, while your baby is still here, poor Lianying!" Zeng Xiaofan caressed the still calm Li Lianying lovingly, started the car key, and drove towards the pet shop.
The pet shop was deserted in the morning and there were plenty of parking spaces, so Zeng Xiaofan parked the car easily and walked up holding Li Yinglian.
The doctor at the pet store saw a beautiful woman driving a Mercedes Benz, holding a cat lovingly, and greeted her with a smile: "Miss, is there anything I can help you with?"
"I would like to trouble you to sterilize and deworm my cat." Zeng Xiaofan said.
"Sure, miss. We need to do some basic examinations on the cat first." After saying that, the veterinarian quickly wrote out the prescription and helped Li Lianying do a series of preoperative examinations.
Zeng Xiaofan was not idle while waiting. She ran to the merchandise area and selected a bunch of cat supplies for Li Lianying, including cat beds, cat food, cat litter, litter boxes, cat climbing frames, etc. She looked at Li Lianying who was being examined on the other side of the glass lovingly and said, "I won't allow you to be without what other cats have. Li Lianying, you have to work hard!"
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