Now that I'm reborn, it's not too much to be a rich, white and beautiful woman, right?

The next day, the scumbag Cai Lu, who had only resigned verbally and did not formally submit his resignation, once again shamelessly ran to the company and forced himself to go to work.

As expected, his leader called the security guards and ruthlessly drove him away.

Carrying his notebook, water cup, glasses and other personal belongings, Cai Lu walked aimlessly at the crossroads of life. He was unemployed and heartbroken. How miserable he was.

He was depressed for more than half a year before he gradually came out of the haze.

He regained his confidence, went around for interviews, and finally found a job as a teacher in a private school.

Seeing that he was old and still had no girlfriend, his parents were worried to death. They were afraid that he would become an old bachelor with no one wanting him, so they specially arranged a blind date for him and comforted him: "Son, forget about the unpleasant things, and you can start all over again!"

Cai Lu just didn't understand why Zeng Xiaofan wanted to play with him like this.

As the saying goes, water flows to the lowest place, and people go to the highest place. I just want to earn a better future for myself. I just don't want to work hard anymore. What's wrong with me?

There aren't many good women! He thought bitterly.

Despite what he said, he was still a man and couldn't suppress his desire for relationships between men and women.

He was eager to find a girlfriend, and solving his physiological problems became his top priority.

Fortunately, his parents arranged a blind date for him, and he went.

The girl I went on a blind date with was a slightly plump girl and a nurse.

After the meal, the two of them had a pretty good first impression and decided to give it a try and see how it goes.

Unexpectedly, the girl suddenly sent a message to me saying, "I have been thinking about it seriously these days. I don't want to waste your time, so I'd better tell you as soon as possible."

"I don't think we are a good match. I hope you can find a girl you like soon."

Cai Lu was stunned when he saw the message, and said arrogantly, "Who do you think you are? How dare you talk to me like that?"

But he still answered rationally: "Okay, if it's not appropriate, just say it earlier."

"But I treated you to two meals, the total cost was 548 yuan, I think it's better to go Dutch."

The girl was also shocked by the scumbag's behavior. Didn't you want to treat me to a meal? This also requires money???

The girl was a little angry. She quickly recalled the little things they had experienced together in the past few days. You want to go Dutch? Okay.

"Wait a moment, let me calculate it." The girl replied.

"Two milk teas, 56 yuan."

"The movie ticket cost 58 yuan, and you bought two watermelons on the roadside for 52 yuan. You bought five pairs of socks at the supermarket, and I paid for all of them, 5 yuan."

"I paid for the snacks from the snack shop. Your portion is 86 and your portion is 8, so the total is 301.5."

"Subtract your 274, and you still need to give me 27.5 yuan."

Cai Lu never expected that this girl was not an easy person to deal with and could calculate so carefully.

He frowned and said angrily: "Didn't you offer to treat me to snacks?" Women's words are really deceiving!

The girl retorted: "You said you were going to treat me to a meal, and now you're asking me to pay for it, right? Let's pay for it."

Cai Lu was so angry that he felt terrible. Ever since he met Zeng Xiaofan, he felt that he was extremely unlucky.

There are few good women! Cai Lu held the phone in his hand and shouted helplessly in the room.

"Let me give you a little advice. You're already so fat, so you should eat less snacks in the future. From a man's perspective, no one will like a girl as fat as you." Cai Lu said sarcastically.

He thought to himself, I am lucky enough that I don't look down on you, a fat girl. But you, a fat girl, actually look down on me and calculate so much for me. I must scold this ungrateful girl!

"When you put it that way, I suddenly feel so miserable for you. What's wrong with me being fat? Did I eat your rice?"

"If you're fat, you can lose weight. What about you? I guess you're even less than 1.7 meters tall? You'll be 1.65 meters at most. So pitiful. You'll never grow taller." The girl smiled and fired back.

"I see that you walk unnaturally. The height-increasing shoes should be at least 8 cm, right?" Add a smirk emoticon.

"Excuse me, I heard that you work as a school teacher, right? Do you have to put a small stool under the podium when you teach, otherwise you can't reach the blackboard?"

As the saying goes, when you hit a snake, you should hit it at its most vulnerable part; when you scold someone, you should scold them at the place that hurts their heart. Cai Lu knew that the girl on his blind date was deliberately trying to irritate him by bringing up her height, but she was obviously exaggerating a little. He couldn't scold her enough, so he just shut his mouth and didn't bother to pay attention to her.

Unexpectedly, the girl continued to send messages the next day.

"Hello, 27.5 has not been transferred to me yet."

Cai Lu was furious: "Aren't fat people said to be kind and gentle? Why are you so mean???"

The girl smiled and retorted: "No matter how mean I am, my wallet is not as thin as yours, right?"

Cai Lu clenched his fists and said angrily: "Fatty, you are so vicious! You still want 27.5? Dream on! I won't give it to you, just consider it as compensation for your mental damage!"

No one needs the 27.5 yuan. It was Cai Lu who ridiculed the girl first and offended the wrong person.

The girl pretended to be enlightened and said, "So your job is not a teacher, but an Internet beggar!"

Cai Lu: "Get lost! Are you sick?"

"nerve!"

The girl laughed and said, "Hahahaha, the dwarf is angry!"

The girl casually posted the chat history between the two to the famous "Haijiao Forum".

The post quickly went viral due to the scumbag’s petty and outrageous behavior.

Public opinion is one-sided, with everyone thinking that the girl's behavior was absolutely right and very satisfying.

Netizens said: "This is the method you should use on the man below! Go ahead, sisters!"

"Is there any sequel? I want to see my sister tear the scumbag apart with her own hands."

"Who in the family understands? I've taken all the blame for today's laughs!"

Cai Lu, who was surfing the Internet at home, also saw this post.

His face turned red, and he found the girl and said, "I'll give you 27.5, but you delete the post on the Haijiao forum for me!"

"Oh my, you want me to play the role of a domineering CEO? Give me 27? A domineering CEO should be paid 5 million. This is in line with your noble temperament!" The girl sneered mercilessly.

"You vicious woman! Just wait for me!" Cai Lu was so angry that he was shaking all over.

"Oh, you're really like an old sow wearing a bra, one set after another. I'm just waiting!" The girl answered unwillingly.

"I went from Xiangcheng to Jinling, and we met twice. The ticket cost 436 yuan. We should split the bill. If I wasn't on a blind date with you, I wouldn't have spent this money!" Cai Lu continued typing shamelessly.

"You are such a shameless person, you are the best in the world, and you even want to charge me for your bus fare home?" The girl was so angry that her eyebrows raised, thinking that this guy was really the best of the best!

After a while, she threw the bill details over with a snap.