Quick Wear: Who Let a Three-Year-Old Save the World?

"Han Feng, eat more."

As she spoke, Ai Xiaoye put the white flour bun into Wu Hanfeng's hand, the meaning of trying to please him was self-evident.

Wu Hanfeng's expression was a little stiff. He nodded and ate absent-mindedly.

Ai Laicai, who was standing aside, frowned slightly but said nothing.

He just looked at Zhao Yu'e twice more, and inexplicable emotions flickered in his cloudy eyes.

Zhao Yu'e lowered her eyes and ate with her bowl in hand, unconsciously revealing a hint of guilt.

"Eat, eat quickly."

Bao Gen seemed to be the only one at the table who was concentrating on eating, but he had been so unlucky recently that he didn't even dare to sit down to eat. He could only take a few bites while standing.

Just as Baogen put the steamed bread into his mouth, before he took a bite, he felt a cold wind blowing behind him.

Baogen said to himself that something was wrong, and the next second, he saw dirt falling on his head.

"what!!!"

No one expected that the tiles on the roof would fall down while eating.

Maybe he had been unlucky enough to suffer too much. Baogen looked up and saw the big hole above him, and he breathed a sigh of relief for some unknown reason.

He knew that nothing was right unless something bad happened.

However, even though things happened every day, Baogen never reflected on his own mistakes.

On the contrary, he always cursed and blamed everything on Miaomiao.

Sooner or later, he would teach her a lesson.

But Tiezhu had already been obedient.

At this moment, I am at home with my hands folded, praying silently.

[King Miaomiao, I was wrong. Please protect me from falling when I go out today.]

[You won’t choke when eating, and you won’t fall into the toilet…]

[Oh, by the way, the most important thing is, don’t get stung by wasps again. ]

It hurts. It hurts so much.

After finishing his daily prayers, Tiezhu's eyes were full of piety.

I don’t know if it’s the effect of prayer, but Tiezhu is no longer so unlucky.

When Tiezhu met Miaomiao again when he was earning work points, his eyes lit up.

From a distance, Tiezhu began waving his arms, "Miaomiao King, Miaomiao King."

"It's me, your most loyal little brother."

Thinking that Tiezhu was here to cause trouble, the children around immediately surrounded Miaomiao behind them and prevented Tiezhu from getting close.

After all, Miaomiao is their golden nugget, what if it is broken?

Tiezhu quickly waved his hands and explained, "No, no."

"I'm here to join you."

It seemed a little wrong to say that, so Tiezhu changed his words and continued, "I'm here to surrender."

The more I explain, the more anxious I become.

Finally, Tiezhu said, "Forget it."

"Anyway, I'm here to join you guys, do you understand?"

A group of children shook their heads in unison. They didn’t understand. They really didn’t understand.

It was Erniu who stood up and stared at Tiezhu with suspicion.

What Tiezhu did before made it really hard for people to believe him.

"Have you really changed?"

Tiezhu raised his hand and was almost about to swear.

"really."

"If I lie, I'll lose my asshole."

Erniu glared at him and immediately covered Miaomiao's ears with her hands.

How could you say such disgusting words in front of Miaomiao?

Could this be some new form of revenge?

Erniu looked at Tiezhu suspiciously, and he immediately raised his hands in fear, "I won't say anything."

Surrender, he really surrendered.

— — — —

At this moment, at the Ai family, Wu Hanfeng and Bao Gen looked at each other with wide eyes.

It was Wu Hanfeng who spoke first, "Are you usually so unlucky?"

Baogen narrowed his slender eyes, looked Wu Hanfeng up and down, and smiled.

“I don’t attend any classes.”

He was simply unlucky.

As if he had thought of something, Bao Gen suddenly said viciously, "It's all because of that little bitch Miao Miao..."

Before I could finish my words, something happened.

A splash of bird droppings landed directly on Baogen's head.

Baogen reached out his hand tremblingly and touched his hair.

He opened his mouth and was about to scream, but the next second, another pile of bird shit fell into Baogen's mouth.

Then, there was a crackling sound, as if the birds were using this place as a public toilet.

It was raining bird shit all over Baogen's head.

That scene completely shocked Wu Hanfeng.

Covering his mouth, Wu Hanfeng backed away in shock.

This is too outrageous.

Looking at Baogen covered in bird droppings brought back some unpleasant memories for Wu Hanfeng.

"Ugh~"

"Ugh~"

The whole Ai family was filled with a strange smell. The neighbor next door couldn't stand it anymore, so he climbed up to the top of the wall and questioned loudly.

"Hey, Lai Cai, what's going on? Are you in the yard?"

"It stinks."

As he spoke, the neighbor pinched his nose, looking very disgusted.

Looking again, I saw a pile of shit in the yard.

A certain "piece of shit" couldn't bear the blow and burst into tears.

"Mom, I'm not shit."

"I'm not shit."

As he spoke, Baogen ran into Zhao Yu'e's arms.

Zhao Yu'e was retching and looked up at the pile of shit, wanting to attack herself.

Don't come over here!!!

One runs and the other chases.

The Ai family's yard was very lively.

By the time Baogen stopped, the whole yard was covered with bird shit.

Ai Laicai's forehead throbbed, "That's enough."

"Be quiet, this is not what you are doing."

As he spoke, Ai Laicai stared at Zhao Yu'e and began to give orders.

"Take Baogen and take a bath."

Turning to look at Wu Hanfeng again, Ai Laicai said apologetically, "I'm sorry to have made a fool of myself."

"Wu Zhiqing, you go back first."

"I'll ask my wife to prepare a meal tomorrow to apologize to you."

Wu Hanfeng nodded and left the Ai family impatiently.

"Hey."

Ai Xiaoye stretched out her hand to stop him, but when she looked back at her yard, she saw the mess.

He stamped his feet unwillingly and was so anxious that he almost cried.

Can't you just be cleaner day by day?

"Ugh~"

After walking out of the Ai family's yard, Wu Hanfeng couldn't help but hold on to a big tree and started to retch.

An auntie passing by looked at him maliciously and said in a loud voice, "Yo~"

"Why, is Wu Zhiqing pregnant?"

"Then you must take good care of yourself."

In an instant, Wu Hanfeng raised his eyes and looked at the aunt fiercely.

"Keep your mouth clean."

But Li Chunhua was not afraid of him at all. A while ago, when she heard that he bullied Miaomiao, Li Chunhua exploded on the spot.

He almost took his entire family with him to fight Wu Hanfeng.

If someone hadn't stopped her from behind and said that Luo Songan had avenged Miaomiao, Li Chunhua would have gone to the educated youth center in the middle of the night to curse in the streets.

"Why, Wu Zhiqing wants to kick me too?"

He'd better get started.

I have three sons who are eager to try it.

If he dared to touch Li Chunhua, she would make him, Wu Hanfeng, go out backwards.

Biting his back teeth, Wu Hanfeng said, "How could it be possible?"

Why is that damn bastard protected by so many people?

Damn it.