Hold on, the system and I have never been angry
Chapter 88 Tumen's Death
Dozens of people armed with various weapons blocked the road into the city.
Chitose spat at them.
No wonder he gave up the way so easily in the morning.
It turned out that he wanted to wait for them to recover the supplies, and then take advantage of them while they were injured and exhausted so that he could reap the benefits.
Zhong Sheng ran all the way holding the wild boar's butt, sweating all over. When he heard that the group of people at the city gate were shamelessly robbing, he was so angry that he put down the pork on the spot and took out his weapons to fight with the enemy.
He was originally annoyed because he had to fight alone in the afternoon while Lu Jinzhao was sleeping. Now someone came up to ask for a fight, so he naturally would not let him go easily.
"Come on! If you can defeat me, I'll give you something!"
Several leaders seemed to be watching the show in the tent. Yiyi was still in a coma and Yicen was taking care of her.
They were just a little embarrassed, but they were not actually injured or exhausted. Facing a group of rabble, there was no need to take them seriously.
Shi Feng took a step forward, ready to kill them all.
This time Lan Jue and Jian Tingzhi did not stop them.
Kindness must have an edge; excessive kindness will only make you appear weak and vulnerable.
People are about to take advantage of them, and they are not mentally ill and are looking for trouble.
Chitose: "Don't do it unless it's necessary. Otherwise, if the channel administrator detects your fighting ability and broadcasts the whole process live, you will never have peace. They won't monitor hundreds of millions of people one by one."
"I know." Lu Jinzhao leaned against a tree trunk with his arms folded across his chest, watching the farce with a smile on his face, as if it had nothing to do with him.
"Let's make a bet and see how long it will take them to kill all these people?"
"Okay, what's the bet?"
"If I win, you have to make me the same dried fish as last time. It will cost 100 kilograms! I bet you half an hour!"
"Thirteen minutes. I win by wearing a maid outfit for a week."
“Hey, hey, hey! How can you let your cat wear a maid outfit? You’re taking it too far!”
"Why not? Look for the maid costume in the Morgana DLC."
"Damn it, you humans have really weird habits!"
The wind moved, and Zhong Shenghuaxi also rushed forward.
Chitose pressed the timer.
When the ground was covered with blood and corpses, and there was no one blocking the way, Qiansui pressed the stop button.
Exactly thirteen minutes and forty-two seconds.
Chitose was shocked: "How did you calculate so accurately?!"
"I guessed. Let me measure you when we get into town so I can order a few maid outfits for you."
"Meow meow meow Chao-nii is a big bad guy!"
There was no more obstacle on the way into the city. Lu Jinchao took the lead and walked towards the city gate. After they entered the city, they saw Tumenzhen looking around curiously not far away.
The moment he saw Shi Feng, his eyes lit up and he rushed out, grabbed Shi Feng and looked him up and down, "Are you okay? Why didn't you send a message!"
Lu Jinzhao raised his hand and released the wild boar body stored in the optical computer. He left two elbows for himself. It was not because he was generous, but simply because this species of interstellar wild boar ran every day, and the leg meat was the most chewy, while other parts were not as tasty.
The rest of the body fell to the ground from half a person's height, except for the pig's head, which he picked up and put on Tumenzhen's head.
He looked at Lan Jue and the others and waved his hand: "You're welcome."
Then he walked away while several people were trying to hold back their laughter.
Tumenzhen's eyes went dark at first, and then something smelly and sticky covered his head, almost suffocating him. When he came to his senses, he immediately started shouting.
The other four pretended not to see it, and each took part of the wild boar's body and went into the house one after another.
Tumenzhen fumbled around with his hands and shouted Shi Feng. If he could see at this moment, he would find that Shi Feng not only retreated, but also had a cold look in his eyes.
In the end, he reached out and helped Tumenzhen take off the pig head.
Tumenzhen was shocked, angry, and furious. His eyes were red. He stamped his feet in anger and said, "Who did it? Kill him! You must kill him!"
Shi Feng lowered his head to hide the coldness in his eyes: "Your Highness, I will take you to wash up."
On the other side, Lu Jinzhao was soaking in an oversized bathtub. Qiansui popped up a light screen in real time and said, "He didn't just kill Tumenzhen directly. Is there something on his mind? It can't be Stockholm syndrome, right?"
"How can a bionic man have such complicated emotions?" Lu Jinzhao switched to another light screen and looked at the pet's clothes. "Just like a mobile phone can be restored to factory settings, do you think the manufacturer would not wind up this dangerous machine when making a bionic man?"
"You mean, what kind of leverage does Tumenzhen have on him?"
"100 percent."
"Why are you really looking at maid costumes?"
"I accept the loss," Lu Jinzhao reached out and scooped Qiansui from the pool into the water, and measured it with his index finger and thumb: "Choose one for yourself."
Chitose's hair was all wet, and he turned from a furry kitten into fresh wakame. He stared at his host with a face full of resentment: "Laugh if you want to, but don't hold it back."
Lu Jinzhao laughed for a full three minutes and only stopped when his face became stiff.
Qiansui stroked his hair with his paw and picked up the soap beside him to clean himself. "If I had known earlier, I could have just killed all the people outside. Why send Yi Yi Yi Cen to do undercover work? Killing them all would have increased the head count. Now they are all Shi Feng's."
"We haven't lost. As long as those leaders are still around, they will gather a bunch of people sooner or later, giving Yiyi an opportunity to reap the spoils."
"OK."
Lu Jinzhao pulled a light curtain over and placed it in front of it: "What do you think of this lace hollow maid costume?"
Chitose was furious: "Meow!"
*
Otsuichi completed his task quickly.
By the next morning, the heads of the three leaders were already hanging on the city wall.
The remaining bearded man and the female leader fled for their lives, and the mob outside who had lost their backbone also scattered in all directions.
Yi Cen wanted to catch him back, but Qiansui told them not to chase him anymore and just resolve the siege crisis.
When Lu Jinzhao woke up, he saw Tumenzhen and a group of people blocking the door of his residence No. 1. Yiyi and Yicen held knives to prevent them from breaking in and killed several people.
After looking around, Lan Jue and the others were not there. However, one third of the residents were here, and each of them had received favors from him. Lu Jinchao stared at them with a half-smile: "What do you want?"
Tumenzhen shouted, "You have no right to occupy House No. 1! Give up House No. 1!"
"Ah, I said that if people are always grateful for something and then resent it for something, they will easily become ungrateful." Lu Jinzhao shook his head in distress.
"You deserve it! You treated us like dogs in the beginning! You even cut off my hand!" The man with the severed hand walked out of the crowd, raised his empty wrist and shouted, "You deserve all this! Get out of here now! Otherwise, we will kick you out with our own hands!"
"It seems that you don't want your head anymore." Before Lu Jinchao finished speaking, Yi Yi cut off the man's head.
She shook off the blood on her weapon and shouted coldly, "Who else is not afraid of death? Come on together."
Yi Cen was young and couldn't hold his temper. He shouted at them, "I remember every one of your faces! You have all received kindness from our Brother Chao, and have drunk the water and food he gave you! Even the people blocking the door were dealt with by Brother Chao! How can you repay kindness with enmity like this!"
Several boys and girls living in the underground city bravely rushed out, "That's right! It was you who dragged everyone to the door of Residence No. 1 to beg for supplies! Now that you survived, you turn your back on us? You can't be so heartless! We will not watch you break into Residence No. 1!"
They spontaneously stood in a row, blocking Yi Yi and Yi Cen.
Someone below threw rotten vegetable leaves at them: "The dog from Residence No. 1! What benefit did he give you that made you take so much trouble to protect him!"
Tumenzhen stood in the crowd, looking at Lu Jinzhao provocatively, and said silently: "How about this? This is the price you pay for offending me."
Lu Jinzhao understood his lip shape and smiled even more: Do you think I don’t have any tricks up my sleeve?
Tumenzhen's face changed, fearing that something unexpected would happen, he quickly directed Shi Feng beside him: "Kill him! Kill him!"
Who would have thought that Shi Feng would reach out and grab his neck, lifting him up like a chicken. Tumenzhen struggled wildly, scratching Shi Feng's hands with both hands, and kicking his legs in the air.
"Shi Feng, what are you doing?! I am...your master!"
He threw Tumenzhen directly to Lu Jinzhao's feet: "I don't need a master like you."
Tumenzhen felt as if he had been pardoned. He knelt on the ground and took a deep breath of fresh air. He looked at Shi Feng in disbelief: "Are you crazy? How dare you do this to me!"
Shi Feng ignored him and knelt down on one knee in front of Lu Jinzhao: "Master, please allow me to kill him myself."
Lu Jinzhao raised his head slightly: "Yes."
Shi Feng took out a pistol and pointed it at Tumenzhen's forehead.
Tumenzhen was so scared that he kept backing away: "You can't kill me! What's wrong with you? I am your master!"
He stepped back and bumped into Lu Jinzhao's legs, and quickly turned around and hugged his thighs tightly, "You can't kill me! I'm the fourth prince of the Blue Star Empire!"
Lu Jinzhao kicked him to the ground and patted his trouser legs: "I really have to kill you, Fourth Prince."
Tumenzhen raised his light brain and shouted, "I have a self-destruct device! It's linked to my heart! As long as my heart stops, it will explode! You all have to die with me!"
The people making trouble below took a few steps back instantly.
Qiansui slowly emerged from under Lu Jinzhao's hood, with a string hanging from its paws and two miniature bombs tied to the end. It asked lazily, "Are you talking about this?"
Tumenzhen looked at what was in its hand and was shocked: "How could you——"
Qiansui stuck out his tongue and said, "Of course I took it apart last night while you were asleep. Not only did I take apart yours, I also took apart Shifeng's. Goodbye."
"boom--"
Shi Feng pulled the trigger, and a bloody hole suddenly appeared on Tumenzhen's forehead, and his body fell limply.
"Throw it outside the city to feed the monsters."
"Yes." Shi Feng dragged Tumenzhen's ankle and walked out of the city.
After experiencing this incident, those people lost all their confidence.
Residence No. 1 even dared to kill the four princes of the empire. Wouldn’t it be easy to kill them?
Just as they were about to back out, Lu Jinzhao turned his gaze to their faces and said, "You have one week to return ten times the amount of food you ate from me. Otherwise, I don't need to tell you what will happen to you."
They began to regret and talk about it.
One of the older men sat down on the ground, and refused to leave, wanting to throw a tantrum and rolling around: "I'm so old, where can I find supplies to return to you! I don't have anything to give you, and I have my life!"
"Ha." Lu Jinzhao sneered: "Then I'll take your life."
He snapped his fingers, and the man immediately began to bleed from all his orifices. In less than ten seconds, he fell straight down.
The others were frightened, even the boys and girls standing in front of Yi Yi Yi Cen were startled and subconsciously took a step back.
Someone bravely went up to sniff the man's breath and found that he was dead. He was so scared that he fell to the ground and pointed at Lu Jinzhao with trembling fingers: "You! What did you do!"
"I've said before, my supplies are not so easy to get." Lu Jinzhao sat down on the single sofa that Yiyi brought, crossed his legs, and looked at them with a smile: "You privately say that I am vicious, cruel, and without sympathy. I know. Then let me ask, why would a cruel person like me give you food for free?"
"How does the poisoned food taste? Are you enjoying it?"
Chitose added: "By the way, this poison is a high-end product we got. As long as we want, a thought can trigger it instantly. It will not cause harm to you under normal circumstances, and it will not be naturally excreted by the body. As long as we don't trigger it, you will be fine. Bring supplies to exchange for the antidote within a week, and enough heads will also be fine. Just one week, no more than that."
Someone started digging at his throat, as if trying to spit out the food, but unfortunately he could only spit out sour water. How could he spit out food that had already been digested?
The young boys and girls looked at each other and saw fear in each other's eyes.
Qiansui jumped off the sofa, walked up to the boys and girls, took out a bag of candy beans and handed it to them: "This is the antidote. For the sake of your protection of my brother Chao, take it and go."
The boys took the jelly beans and looked at each other.
Among the rioters, some broke down and cried out, "I'll hand over the supplies! Don't kill me! I'll hand over!"
"I'll pay too! I'll go raise the money right now!"
"Remember to tell the other people who have nothing to do with it!" Qiansui raised his voice: "I hate ungrateful people the most, including those who received our kindness but stood by and watched coldly! You are no different from those who repay kindness with enmity, you all have to pay ten times the supplies to redeem your lives!"
Yi Cen was stunned and his impression of Lu Jinzhao was refreshed.
Well, after confirming with his eyes, he is exactly the devil described in the picture book!
After everyone left, Lu Jinzhao got up and went into the house.
"Sir!" a young man shouted bravely.
Lu Jinzhao stopped and tilted his head: "Speak."
"We want to be your subordinates! Like Otsuichi-nee! We also want to be your weapons!"
Qiansui scanned them and found that most of them were ordinary humans, with a few foreign races or mixed-races. They were not good at fighting and could not become Chao Ge's sword. It scratched its chin: "What are your strengths?"
One of the boys seemed to see that Qiansui was the boss, and he hesitated: "I can repair mechas. My father is a top-grade mecha engineer in the military. I have been learning mecha structures from him since I was a child... But I don't know if you have any mechas, and whether I can be of use..."
"I...I only know how to cook..."
"Do you dare to kill anyone?" Lu Jinzhao suddenly asked.
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