Hold on, the system and I have never been angry

A wooden spaceship towing the most advanced fighter jet was swaying slowly behind a group of kids. The scene looked strange no matter how you looked at it.

Chitose: "I think your fighter's intelligent assistant is going to be in a lot of trouble. Driving at supersonic speed is like an old lady on crutches crossing the road. I guess it has never driven so slowly in its life."

"So it has self-awareness?" Lu Jinchao watched on the optical computer. The translator automatically translated the language of the group of children into the universal language, which appeared line by line like a chat software. He said at the same time: "I saw that its reply was a cold mechanical voice, so I thought it was just an ordinary intelligence. If I had known this, I would have summoned its virtual humanoid to tease it on the way to pass the time."

Chitose: “???” Be a human being.

The scenery along the way was quite nice. Lu Jinzhao's light brain displayed information about the planet that he had searched for earlier, but there were only a few sentences.

[Planet name: Unknown. Civilization level: backward. Introduction: The surface of the planet is covered with dark clouds, and it is suspected that pirates are entrenched. Ships passing near this planet seem to be frequently robbed. It is not recommended to approach. ]

"Why didn't you search for this crappy guide earlier? Isn't it too late to search after we've fallen in?"

"I came here after searching." Lu Jinchao ignored the guide. "The star map shows that this planet has no ports and does not allow outsiders to enter. Since there is no trade, I am curious, if there are really pirates everywhere here, where did the money they robbed go?"

Chitose: "When did you check???"

"I promised you when you come here."

Not long after, Sijun and other children led him to a place that looked like a medieval European village. Sijun opened the door, walked into the house, and made a gesture of invitation: "Please come in, we will prepare breakfast right away."

Walking into the house, there was a damp and moldy smell, and there was no one around. Lu Jinzhao walked to the simple wooden table and sat down, crossing his legs like a master, "Hurry up and bring the food."

The group of kids went out with sullen faces, not forgetting to close the door. When everyone left the room, Chitose took the opportunity to turn invisible and followed them out.

Outside the house, an underage non-human with horns on his head sighed, "What should I do? I went out to rob to help my mother reduce her burden. I was lucky enough to rob a fat sheep today, but I didn't expect to be robbed instead. Now my burden is even heavier."

Sijun reluctantly put down his spear and prepared to go to the kitchen to work: "Yanxun, go to the river and wait for mother. Don't let her come back too early. She will be scared when she sees strangers. Qingwu, go and see if you can hunt some game. I don't think the food we have at home is enough for him."

The boy named Qingwu held up his spear with a face full of resentment: "Let me go in and fight him! Knowing that what we lack most here is food, he actually wants to eat and drink for free, bastard! He drives such an advanced aircraft and thinks he is a fat sheep!"

"Say less." The heir sighed, "Remember to hide his spaceship. Don't let those people in the capital find it. Otherwise, they will definitely come to ask for it."

"The keyword has been updated. [Royal Capital], it sounds like a planet with a ruler." Chitose searched the backend database and guessed, "Could it be that this is actually a setting for a dictator's tyranny and oppression?"

"It's possible." Lu Jinzhao thought about it and began to record what he saw and heard on his newly developed travel app. After finishing typing, he was so impatient waiting for food that he simply took out his iPad and started drawing.

The iPad cannot connect to the modern Internet, so it is not suitable for watching TV shows or reading comics or novels, but it is still very useful as a portable drawing board.

Qiansui floated in and saw him painting Lan Jue's portrait. She thought she had seen a ghost. "Don't you dislike painting portraits? You actually took the initiative to paint a portrait for Lan Jue. The sun is really rising from the west."

"Yes." Lu Jinzhao did not stop working, absorbing colors, transitioning and detailing in one go. "I remember the new martyrs' cemetery is still under construction. Interstellar uses electronic tombstones, which can be customized to upload images of the deceased. I am going to draw one for each of them. I will go and visit them one last time before I leave."

"The three of them?" Qiansui reacted for a few seconds, "Oh, Hua Xi, Lan Jue, and 20 billion, right..."

"Yeah. After all, we met each other. The dead are the greatest."

Chitose sat obediently on the table next to him, watching him paint quietly.

After waiting for an unknown amount of time, he had almost finished drawing the three drawings, but his breakfast had not yet been served. Lu Jinchao put away his equipment, opened the door and walked out. Outside the yard, he ran into several ferocious adult non-humans. They were dragging the heir in their hands, and there were other children lying on both sides, bleeding and unconscious.

Qiansui flew over and took a quick look: "They are still alive, but they are seriously injured. If we don't save them, they may die."

The adult non-human leader was more than two meters tall, nearly three meters tall. He looked down at Lu Jinzhao with the eyes of a little kid and sneered, "We received a report of foreign invasion from the air monitoring station. We followed the coordinates and found that there are really foreign people hiding here. Little devil, you are hiding outsiders and monopolizing the aircraft. It is a serious crime! Come back to the capital with me to meet His Majesty!"

The heir, whose face was bruised and swollen from being beaten, raised his eyelids with difficulty, pointed in the direction of the back of the house, and repeatedly gestured with his mouth, "Run away."

"Hey, where is your aircraft? Hand it over and I'll spare your life!"

The leading inhuman asked the question and without waiting for anyone to answer, he raised his leg to attack with his knee. Lu Jinzhao supported his knee with one hand, used the force to jump up, stepped on his chest, and with his other hand, he directly took out a knife and slashed his neck.

I'm so tired. I have to charge for killing people in the future. Otherwise, it would be a big loss. How can an assassin kill people for free?

After swiftly killing the remaining two, Lu Jinchao laid Sijun flat on the ground, leaving behind a simple treatment device and an electronic version of the special training method that he had experimented with Yiyi and the others. He squatted down and patted Sijun, who was still conscious, and said, "If you don't want to be bullied again, go and become stronger. I've taught you the method. It will be very hard and tiring. It's up to you whether you want to practice it or not."

After giving the instructions, he looked at the rabbit held by the child beside him, thinking that it should be his breakfast, so he took it decisively and turned to walk towards his spaceship.

Qiansui looked at Sijun, then at Lu Jinzhao, and hesitated to speak for several times, until he saw his host really break through the net and board the fighter plane, then he spoke: "It's fine if you don't help, and it's fine if you take the rabbit, but you leave those good things to him, are you afraid that he won't die fast enough?? An innocent man is guilty of possessing a treasure, what if they send people again, do you think these little brats lying on the ground with serious injuries can withstand it?"

"How do you want me to help? Go to the capital and kill the person in power?" Lu Jinchao buckled his seat belt and set off. "We just met by chance. I am very kind of you to leave something that can change their fate. Otherwise, there is no need for me to care about their life or death. As for whether they can really change their fate, it depends on them, not me."

"I thought you had started a new mission to save the world, but you didn't accept it..."

"Let go of your desire to help others and respect their fate. There are too many poor people and I can't save them all."

"Okay, okay. Where to next?"

"Since we're on this planet, we have to go around." The fighter plane activated stealth mode. Lu Jinchao called out the smart assistant and found it to be a translucent humanoid figure with no hair or facial features, and a washboard body. He couldn't tell anything. He was stunned: "Why does it look like this?"

The intelligent assistant saw his confusion, bowed and said, "Master, you can freely define my image for me."

It turned out to be a custom image. Lu Jinzhao said casually: "Anything is fine?"

The smart assistant nodded: "Yes, anything is fine."

Lu Jinzhao turned on the suspension mode of the driver's seat and controlled the suspension seat to circle the smart assistant twice. Many different faces flashed through his mind, but he rejected them one by one.

Finally, he took out the game video saved on his iPad and said, "It should be like this. The sound can also be referenced from this."

"Okay." The smart assistant changed immediately, perfectly recreating the modeled character in his game.

The smart assistant can fully control all the equipment in the fighter jet. What’s even more surprising is that there is an oven in the fighter jet and the smart assistant can cook.

The task of cooking the rabbit was given to the smart assistant, but in the end the food it made did not taste up to Lu Jinzhao's standards, so this function was passed.

In the end, Lu Jinzhao casually fed the rabbit to Qiansui, while he himself bought steamed dumplings, steamed dumplings, fried dumplings, and mung bean porridge at the Space-Time Trading House and had a hearty meal.

Chitose was chewing on the rabbit that he thought tasted OK, and he wondered, "No, why does the Space-Time Trading House still sell breakfast?"

"I don't know the exact principle, but I know it can connect different times and spaces. All the goods and services you can think of are available here. Some items that require manpower are provided by robots, and only a small service fee is charged."

"It sounds similar to the system mall, but you can buy and sell freely, unlike the system mall where you can only buy unilaterally. The person who invented this function is really a genius."

Let the smart assistant fly the fighter jet all over the sky to attract the attention of the people in the royal capital. Lu Jinzhao landed by the stream himself, set up a small stool and started fishing.

The stream gurgles and the fish swim happily in the water.

Lu Jinchao tied the hook lightly, then took out a small piece of fresh fish from the fishing box. This was the bait given by the system mall after he bought the fishing gear. He put the bait on the hook and gently threw the fishing line into the water. The float swayed gently on the water surface and drifted slowly with the current.

Fishing is an activity that requires extreme patience. Chitose just didn't have much patience. He was so sleepy that he kept yawning, but he couldn't make a sound to disturb his host fishing. He could only think: "I think you are the kind of person who is hard on the outside but soft on the inside. You said you don't care about the life and death of those kids, but then you asked the smart assistant to attract their attention and create conditions for them to recover. If you really want to help, just do it for them."

"What?" Lu Jinzhao looked at it with a look that said "you're just being ridiculous". "You think too much. They know someone is invading, and I don't want to cause trouble for myself. The fighter planes attract their attention so that I can travel around and have fun."

Qiansui was full of disbelief: "Come on, how could I not know you?"

"Whatever you think." Lu Jinzhao was too lazy to argue anymore. He took out a handful of fish feed and started to spread bait to make a nest.

"No, you're too boring. I'm going to take a nap. I've been infected by your love of sleep."

"Go ahead."

……

When Qiansui woke up and felt hungry, he rubbed his eyes and rushed to Lu Jinzhao's bucket. There was nothing but water inside. He rubbed his eyes several times before asking in disbelief, "You're empty-handed?"

"Yeah." Lu Jinzhao nodded.

“Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha (10,000 hahahaha omitted below),” Chitose covered his stomach and laughed out loud, “You also have this day, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, I can’t take it anymore, my stomach hurts from laughing, if anyone tells others about it they’ll laugh to death.”

"If you keep coughing, you won't have any dried fish to eat today."

"You didn't catch any fish either," Chitose spread her paws, "I don't have any dried fish to eat anyway, do I?"

"Really?" Lu Jinchao took out an individually wrapped pan-fried dried fish from his shirt pocket and deliberately waved it in front of Qiansui: "Are you sure you don't want it?"

“Yes, yes, yes!” Qiansui’s saliva almost dripped all over the floor: “You actually hid the dried fish, give it to me now!”

Seeing Qiansui happily chewing on the dried fish beside him, Lu Jinzhao opened the Space-Time Trading House and began to choose bait and fish food. He didn't believe that he would not be able to catch any fish.

If the vacuum army is defeated, the expensive fishing rod in his hand will have to stay in the system space and gather dust for the rest of his life.

He bought half a pound of each kind of fish food from the trading house, mixed them together, and poured them all into the river to make a nest. Soon a large group of fish of various colors swarmed out and divided up all the fish food.

Chitose: "It seems there are still fish here, come on."

Time passed slowly, and the sunlight shone through the gaps in the leaves onto the water, creating mottled light and shadows.

Just when Qiansui was about to doze off for the second time, the float suddenly moved violently. Lu Jinzhao quickly and steadily lifted the rod.

With a loud "splash", a big fish glittering with silver light jumped out of the water.

The fish weighed about 7-8 jin, and Lu Jinzhao quickly took it off the hook and threw it into a large bucket nearby. The bucket had a built-in low-frequency ultrasonic sedation function that could prevent the fish from jumping out of the bucket.

“How about you hold the fish and I take a picture of you as a souvenir?” Qiansui raised Lu Jinzhao’s phone, indicating that he wanted to take a picture for him and post it on WeChat Moments. “I think fishermen will post it when they catch a big fish.”

"No need. No one will read it even if you send it. Get ready to get off the grill. We'll have grilled fish later."

"Great!"

Just as Lu Jinzhao was about to cast his rod again, he saw the school of fish that were still swimming quickly sink into the water and disappear, replaced by a huge black shadow.

The black shadow slowly emerged from the water, staring at the people and cats on the shore with terrifying eyes, as if ready to attack.

Its body size is seven or eight times that of an ordinary human, and it obviously has a large appetite.

With a fish monster appearing, it was difficult to catch fish here for the time being. Lu Jinchao simply took out a high-tech concentrated plasma ball and threw it into the river, covering the area within a few meters around the fish monster.

He tilted his head to look at Qiansui: "This fish is a bit big, I wonder if you can eat it?"

Chitose: “…You better be kidding.”

The plasma ball activated when it came into contact with water, and the ten thousand volt high voltage electrocuted the fish monster to a crisp on the outside and tender on the inside. Before Lu Jinzhao could figure out how to deal with it, a group of non-humans emerged from the nearby woods and said in a stuttering universal language: "Please, please give us this fish, please."

"Huh?" Qiansui put his hands on his hips and said, "Are you okay? Why should I give it to you for free?"