Quick Wear: Game Guide for the Heartthrob Cannon Fodder

Before Su Miao was fully awake, a big head pushed him into a lying position on the couch.

His long black hair scattered all over the bed, making his beautiful face look even more breathtaking.

The beautiful woman who was about to wake up frowned slightly subconsciously, which made her look particularly pitiful.

It was a pity that the emperor was a fool. He stopped and looked up. The emperor was naturally extraordinary in appearance.

The late emperor was handsome, resolute and courageous, and the emperor's mother was a palace maid favored by the late emperor because of her outstanding appearance. How could their child not be outstanding?

Wanqi Ke had an imposing face, deep eyes, thick eyebrows slanting into his temples, and handsome facial features like a sword and an axe.

The only flaw was that, although he had the body of an adult, his face now had the expression of a naive child.

He stared at Su Miao in a daze.

A pair of strong arms suddenly hugged Su Miao's slender waist.

"Miao Miao is so beautiful, she must be an immortal descending to earth."

As Wanqi Ke said this, he tried to rub his big head against his arms again.

Su Miao had a gentle smile on her face and spoke softly and tenderly:

"Your Majesty is the emperor of mankind. Even immortals have to serve you."

Wanqi Ke didn't understand what was said. He only knew that Miaomiao smelled good. But when he got up, he couldn't see Miaomiao, so he left everyone behind and ran to find Miaomiao.

So the dignified Emperor of Dazhao, with a foolish look on his face, wanted to pull off Su Miao's clothes.

"I'm hungry, Miaomiao, drink Nana, drink Nana."

Su Miao: ...I can bear it.

He still remembered how panicked he was the first time Wanqi Ke, who was still a prince, said this.

"Tong! Am I not a fake eunuch? How can I still produce that thing?!"

"Did I go the wrong way? Isn't this Red Persimmon?"

system:【…】

[You believe what a fool says! ]

Su Miao sighed softly, and he straightened his collar with his white hands before speaking.

"Your Majesty, you are already twenty years old."

It is true that Wanqi Ke is already twenty years old, but he seems to be missing something. He can talk, run and jump, but he does not look like a twenty-year-old young man.

What Su Miao meant was that he was already twenty years old and had become the emperor, so he couldn't behave in such a shameless way.

But in the heart of Wanqi Ke, who only trusted Su Miao, this was a symbol that Su Miao wanted to become estranged from him.

Then a tall young man lay straight on the ground, and then started rolling around and making a fuss.

"I want to eat! I want to eat!..."

The eunuchs and palace maids lay on the ground, not daring to look, and they only regretted that they could still hear anything with their ears.

Su Miao endured the headache and waved everyone away.

The palace servants all breathed a sigh of relief, lowered their heads and dared not look again, and quickly left the Nine Thousand Year Old Man's room quietly and orderly.

Wanqi Ke knew that this meant Miaomiao agreed, so he immediately jumped up and lay in Su Miao's arms again, hugging his waist lovingly.

Su Miao looked at him blinking his watery eyes and sighed in her heart.

With her slender fingers she gently unbuttoned his clothes and whispered to the emperor, whose eyes sparkled,

"Your Majesty, please don't use your teeth. It hurts."

Although Wanqi Ke is stupid, he really knows how to make Su Miao soften his heart.

But even though he was smart, Su Miao couldn't imagine how a 20-year-old young man wouldn't know that men don't have milk.

Even though he was a fake eunuch, Wanqi Ke didn't know it.

In order to appease the noisy Wanqi Ke and prevent him from causing trouble, Su Miao could only let him do this.

But in the end, it was not a decent system. Twice out of three times, Su Miao would not allow it no matter what the emperor asked.

So this time, Wanqi Ke will cherish it especially.

He took the juicy cherry into his mouth, as if he wanted to suck out the juice.

Su Miao: ...I will endure it.

The system comforted him:

[It's okay. When the hero regains his intelligence, I will tear you, the treacherous villain, into pieces.]

Su Miao: ...Are you trying to comfort me?

The male protagonist of this world is Wanqi Ke, who was tried to be raised as a puppet by Jiu Qian Sui. In the end, he pretended to be a pig and ate the tiger, and repaid Su Miao by dismembering him into five pieces.

"Thank you for choosing such a good world."

The system said modestly: [No, no. ]

In fact, it is very proud. With such a deep hatred, it doesn't believe that the plot can collapse!

Jiu Qian Sui's skin was very thin, and two alluring blushes quickly appeared on her pale face, as delicate and timid as a crabapple shedding dew.

Wanqi Ke raised his head and stared at Su Miao blankly again.

With a plop, the emperor, like a clingy big dog, threw Su Miao onto the soft bed again.

He whispered:

"Miao Miao, I don't want to sleep separately from you. Why should we separate? We always slept together before."

Now that there was no one around, Su Miao was able to touch the emperor's head regardless of the rules.

He looked at the emperor who was rubbing his hand and whispered:

"Your Majesty, there are too many people in this palace who want us to separate and want me to die."

"I did this to conceal my tracks."

He doesn't call himself a slave, but instead calls himself a slave in a coquettish and cute way.

This also became one of the evidences in the mouths of loyal ministers that the Nine Thousand Year Old Man was seducing his master.

He pointed meaningfully in the direction behind the Hall of Eternal Life.

That was the harem, where the Queen Mother had been staying for a long time.

Although he was in charge of the affairs of the six palaces, the Empress Dowager could only get involved with a few people.

Not long ago, the Empress Dowager learned that the Emperor was sleeping with a eunuch and could not sleep without him. This made the Empress Dowager very angry.

Su Miao would be punished by being forced to kneel in the sun for ten days or half a month.

Nanny Gui, who was beside the Queen Mother, pressed Su Miao's shoulders and asked him to kneel down, with contempt on her face.

"Eunuch Su, if it weren't for the Queen Mother's understanding of Your Majesty, your worthless life would have been worthless!"

Su Miao's beautiful face just smiled gently at Aunt Gui.

Before she could figure out why this happened, she felt a sharp pain in her body.

The emperor came out of nowhere and rushed towards her like a calf, knocking her against a tree.

Nanny Gui cried out in great pain, but no palace maid or eunuch dared to help her.

Her face froze, and only then did she realize how much prestige Su Miao had in front of the palace people.

Nanny Gui was so embarrassed that she immediately asked the Queen Mother to make the decision.

However, the Queen Mother sent someone to slap Nanny Gui twice.

She said in a calm voice: "So what if the emperor hits you? How dare you come to alienate the relationship between us mother and son? I will beat you to death, you lowly slave!"

Su Miao frowned. The Queen Mother was pointing at him.

The Empress Dowager did nothing wrong, so how could the Emperor be wrong? Therefore, the ones who were wrong could only be them, the slaves and servants.

Su Miao signaled to the emperor with his eyes not to talk back. Although Wanqi Ke was unwilling, he always listened to Su Miao.

That night, Su Miao no longer helped the emperor get up at night.

When the news reached the harem, the Queen Mother curled her lips coldly.

"The emperor actually listened to a eunuch so much. This is really a disaster for the country and the people!"

"I am the Empress Dowager Da Zhao. How can I tolerate a eunuch controlling the emperor?"

Although Wanqi Ke was stupid, he also understood what disgust was. He had no feelings towards the dignified and noble woman on the chair. Instead, he hated her.

If it weren't for her, Miaomiao could come to the Palace of Eternal Life openly, without having to come every night and leave at dawn, which was so tiring.

It's all her fault.

"She's not my biological mother, why should she control me?"

What he didn't say was that even her biological mother couldn't separate him and Miaomiao!