Such a stupid official Weibo account has become a hot topic on its own without any money.

[Hahaha, this program group is down-to-earth and can handle things]

[Brothers and sisters, please push this embarrassing official blog to the top]

[Yes, yes, it can’t just disgust us, it must disgust everyone]

[Stop marketing any mysterious guests. If there is one, I will spin upside down and eat shit. That should be fine, right?]

[This is definitely a funny variety show, looking forward to it]

[I thought it was a high-end show that I couldn’t catch up with, but after the official announcement, it suddenly became a show that was chasing me, which I don’t even want haha]

[Look, I think it’s not okay, hahaha]

[I can’t take it anymore hahahaha I need help urgently, my defense is broken]

At eight o'clock the next day, the audience crowded into the live broadcast room on time.

What I saw was a shabby-looking small fishing village that looked like it was from the 1970s or 1980s.

The name of the fishing village is very grand, it is called The Old Man and the Sea.

As the camera moves forward, a large cattle farm appears.

Next to the cattle farm is a row of bungalows with banners from the show hanging on them.

The bungalow is made of red bricks and has no paint on the outside, so it retains its original flavor.

The red bricks have turned red and white due to sun and rain.

There were more and more comments on the screen.

[This... the crew is ridiculously poor. If I donate a dime, that would be too shabby. Hahaha]

[No way? The guests are gathering for the first time in this small bungalow? ]

[Wow, what decade is this style from? I, a post-10s generation, have never seen it before]

[I haven't seen it since 05, I guess it's from the Qing Dynasty, hahaha, time travel? It looks like a possible solution]

[I hope the smell from the dairy farm next door won’t drift over here. It will make me die from the suffocation.]

[Feeling sorry for our Sisi]

[Feeling sorry for our Fanfan]

[Quiet, quiet, a car is coming]

Sure enough, there was a silver-white car bumping towards us from a distance, with a sign of the program crew hanging on the car.

Everyone looked carefully and were shocked.

A Wuling van drove over slowly.

【50% new, no more】

[I think it’s not far from being scrapped]

[Don’t tell me, it looks like it was pulled directly from a scrapyard. I’m afraid the wheels will suddenly run away.]

[It is said that this program tortures the guests, and now it seems that it is indeed worthy of its reputation]

[Everyone be quiet, look who is coming]

The car door slowly opened, and a shiny leather shoe fell to the ground, followed by the other.

Pull up the lens.

A black suit, an ordinary brand but it outlines the perfect waist curve.

Shen Weilong bent down and got out of the car with a smile on his face, without any star airs. He waved at the camera as he got out, greeting the audience in front of the live broadcast.

As a result, halfway through drilling, my butt got stuck.

Because the van was parked on a slope, the door slid down and caught Shen Weilong's buttocks.

Shen Weilong: “…”

That look of confusion is not an act.

What’s even funnier is that Shen Weilong thought that the staff in the car deliberately held him back, and he kept saying “Let me go, I want to get off” while running out.

Of course he couldn't escape.

The car door made a crisp banging sound.

The hind hip is about to be stuck.

Shen Weilong realized what was going on belatedly. His handsome face turned red and he smiled awkwardly at the camera.

With his slender fingers he gently pushed the door open and was able to get out smoothly.

The barrage of comments has already made people laugh like crazy.

[Hahahaha, I bet a bag of potato chips that the car door must have just been dripped with lubricant. It's so smooth]

[Teacher Shen: Let me get off the bus. This is not the yellow bus to the kindergarten.]

[Teacher Shen is really here, welcome, welcome]

[It seems that Mr. Shen doesn’t welcome his butt, he almost got stuck haha]

[Mr. Shen is indeed a man with a sense of humour. He started to break down the moment he got off the car.]

The live broadcast continues.

It had rained heavily at night, and the small dirt road in the mountain village was muddy.

The program crew spent a huge amount of money to lay out a red carpet.

But the quality of the red carpet is almost as good as if it were made of paper.

The production crew didn't care whether there were mud puddles or piles of rocks on the ground, they just laid out the red carpet and that was it.

With the red carpet as cover, the puddles and piles of rocks became traps.

Shen Weilong stepped down and fell into a mud pit.

Yellow mud and water flowed up through the gaps in the red carpet.

Fortunately, the shoes are black and the stains are not visible.

One second Shen Weilong was under inspection by the political commissar, and the next second the Japanese invaders entered the village.

Shen Weilong carefully cleared the way, scanning the ground back and forth with his eyes, and only stepped on it after making sure it was not a puddle.

It's like there are mines buried in the ground.

When he was still a few steps away from the brick house, Shen Weilong may have relaxed his vigilance. He stepped down and heard a "sizzling" sound.

The red carpet cracked, revealing a stone.

Shen Weilong stopped immediately and stepped left and right to expose the intact stone to prevent the guests behind him from accidentally tripping.

[Wow, Teacher Shen is so heartwarming]

[The program crew is making trouble. Who will be responsible if our Sisi falls down?]

[Is the master upstairs made of paper? ]

[That’s right, we come to this variety show to be funny and make everyone happy. Do you think this is a catwalk show?]

Shen Weilong pushed the door open carefully.

There was no one inside the door. On the long table were some flowers, snacks and fruits.

Shen Weilong sat at the bottom, looked up at the ceiling, and smiled: "The production team spent a lot of money and even put up a new ceiling overnight."

"There won't be spider webs or snake nests on the ceiling, will there? That's very thoughtful."

Shen Weilong tilted his head and looked left and right.

Suddenly the ceiling shattered and a dark shadow fell from the sky.

"Oh... Oh my god." Shen Weilong was caught off guard and did a roundhouse kick in fright.

The shoes were kicked off.

Gululu rolled to the side of a camera.

Shen Weilong looked closely and saw a masked man in black hanging down from the roof.

The man in black is holding a blind box.

"Teacher Shen, this is a welcome gift from the program team. Are you surprised? Are you surprised? Open it and take a look."

Shen Weilong patted his chest and let out a long breath, then said to the camera: "Why do I not want this gift so much?"

"This gift is related to today's mission. If you don't want it, I'll take it back."

"Yes, yes, yes. I want it." Shen Weilong immediately snatched the blind box away.

When it was opened, it turned out to be a long whip.

At first glance, it is an old whip. The red rope on it has faded so much that its mother can hardly recognize it.

Shen Weilong even sniffed it and stepped back repeatedly because of the odor.

"It smells like sheep."

"I guess today's task is to herd sheep?"

[It should be, Teacher Shen is really smart]

After opening the blind box, Shen Weilong remembered to pick up the other shoe that flew out and put it on elegantly.

The barrage of comments is so funny again.

[Teacher Shen acted out the scene of me opening a package]

[Teacher Shen acted out my eating of delicious food]

Shen Weilong whipped the whip twice in a very formal manner, muttering to himself, "It's getting late, get into the circle, get into the circle."

There was a burst of laughter in the barrage.

Shen Weilong suddenly leaned out the door and looked: "There is the sound of a car, it seems someone is coming."

"Teacher Shen, you are not allowed to look."

The staff outside the door had a blank expression on their faces and closed the door tightly.

Shen Weilong had no choice but to sit back and look around from time to time.

During this time, the staff has cleaned the battlefield and rearranged the new roof.

Ready to meet the next unlucky guy.

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