Reborn: All beasts recognize their master, dig up the divine bones

"Dean, Dean, you have to make the decision for me. How can I go out and meet people like this?" Teacher Qiu complained to the dean.

"Teacher Qiu, you are not a child anymore." Xiao Banxi looked at Teacher Qiu with contempt.

"What do you mean?" Teacher Qiu looked at Xiao Banxi angrily.

"What I mean is that only children would go to their parents after being wronged. Teacher Qiu, you are no longer a child. You must learn to be independent and don't go to the dean for everything," Xiao Banxi said seriously.

Teacher Qiu: …

What should I do if I really want to strangle her?

Dean Leng's mouth twitched slightly when he heard this, and he kept complaining in his heart, "I am not the parent of that fat bald guy. I am even younger than him."

"Okay, now that all the gifts have been given out, Bald Teacher No. 2, you don't have to thank me too much. Just take us to get the school badges and uniforms," ​​Xiao Banxi clapped his hands and said to Teacher Qiu.

When they heard Xiao Banxi call Teacher Qiu "Teacher Bald Number Two", the corners of everyone's mouth twitched wildly...

The bald teacher at Qingyun College was born bald, but Xixi unexpectedly created a second bald teacher when she came to Penglai College.

Could it be that she has an obsession with this bald teacher?

Every college I've been to has to have a bald teacher.

"What are you shouting about? Give my hair back to me now! I don't want to go out in this state." Teacher Qiu went crazy upon hearing that.

"Dean, I think you should find a new guide for us. This bald teacher number two is too willful." Xiao Banxi said and shook his head helplessly.

Dean Leng: ...

You turned him into that horrible state and still despise him for being willful?

Also, what the hell is this evil dean?

"Dean, Dean, how can I face my students and live with this look on my face?" Teacher Qiu suddenly wailed with tears and snot.

Dean Leng was instantly upset when he saw this!

"Teacher No. 2, you are a man, not a woman," Xiao Banxi said to Teacher Qiu.

"Isn't this nonsense? Can't I tell whether it's a boy or a girl?" Teacher Qiu shouted angrily. He didn't seem to realize that he had no objection to the title of Bald Teacher No. 2.

"So the trick of crying, making a fuss and threatening to commit suicide is not suitable for you. As a man, you should stand tall and upright," Xiao Banxi said in a serious tone.

puff……

Seeing that Xiao Banxi's words were obviously very funny, but his face was serious and solemn, Elder Fan could not help but laugh out loud.

"How am I not upright?" Teacher Qiu became even more angry when he heard this.

"You are holding the evil dean's thighs and wailing. You are standing here, no, you are lying down. However, you can't hold up the sky," Xiao Banxi said teasingly.

"You...how can you be so hateful?" Teacher Qiu felt that he couldn't find the words to scold Xiao Banxi, so his face turned red.

"Student Jing, don't you have a hair growth cream that can make bald heads grow hair in three days? Why don't you give one bottle to Teacher Qiu and stop making trouble?" Lu Fan, who was standing by, spoke up for fear of causing trouble.

After all, he came from a civilian family and was cautious in everything he did.

When Teacher Qiu heard Lu Fan's words, his eyes immediately lit up.

He stopped wailing, got up from the ground, walked to Xiao Banxi, and stretched out his fat hand to her.

When Xiao Banxi saw this, a cunning light flashed in her eyes. She stretched out her hand and hit Teacher Qiu's hand hard.

"Ouch..." Teacher Qiu grimaced in pain.

"How dare you hit your teacher!" Teacher Qiu shouted angrily as he looked at his own swollen palms.

"Ah? Isn't Bald Teacher No. 2 playing the palm-slapping game with me? I was wondering why you didn't dodge. I thought you were fat and your reactions were slow." Hearing Teacher Qiu's roar, Xiao Banxi looked confused.

Dean Leng simply sat aside and watched the show with great interest.

"Who played games with you? I asked you for the hair growth cream he mentioned," Teacher Qiu said with a gloomy face, covering his still sore palm.

"No, no, I can't give it to you." Xiao Banxi shook his head when he heard that.

"It's okay for me to buy it from you, right?" Teacher Qiu said aggrievedly.

"No, no, still no." Xiao Banxi continued to shake his head.

"Don't go too far," Teacher Qiu almost got angry.

"Teacher No. 2 Bald, I finally helped you get rid of those three thousand strands of troubles and made you worry-free. How can I help you grow them again? Wouldn't that be a sin?" Xiao Banxi had an expression that showed he couldn't do that.

Upon hearing this, Teacher Qiu was so angry that he fainted.

When everyone saw this, their mouths twitched constantly. Classmate Jing fainted from anger again, but this one was better, as he didn't have a stroke and his limbs didn't twitch.

"Evil Dean, I think we have to change people now," Xiao Banxi said helplessly to Dean Leng while looking at Teacher Qiu lying on the ground.

"Go and call Teacher Hua," the dean said, and the secret guard took the order and left.

Soon, a man wearing flowery clothes, with powder on his face and his finger raised, walked in.

"What does the Dean want to see me about?" Teacher Hua asked the Dean in a tender voice as soon as she came in.

When he saw Teacher Hua, Dean Leng's eyebrows twitched uncomfortably.

"It's like this. Originally, it was Teacher Qiu who led the students of Qingyun College to familiarize themselves with the environment and receive badges and college uniforms, but now Teacher Qiu has fainted, so you have to take his place," Dean Leng said very calmly.

"Oh my God, oh my God, Dean, are you sure that this big bald guy is Teacher Qiu? Why is he so depressed? He doesn't want to keep his good hair and insists on running around with a Penglai light bead on his head every day." At this time, Teacher Hua saw Teacher Qiu fainted on the ground and exclaimed.

"Maybe he feels that he has too many worries recently and wants to shave his hair to have some peace and quiet," Dean Leng said very calmly after hearing this.

"Puchi" After hearing what Dean Leng said, Xiao Banxi finally couldn't help laughing out loud.

"This must be the saint, so cute, so cute." Upon hearing Xiao Banxi's laughter, Teacher Hua looked at her with stars in her eyes.

"Teacher Hua, my name is Jingxi, not Saint Maiden," Xiao Banxi explained seriously.

When Jing Chen and others heard this, they all thought that it was rare to hear their own Xixi call a teacher without any adjectives.

In fact, Xiao Banxi felt that the person in front of him was a real teacher named Hua. Look at her, she was dressed up so gorgeously.

"Dean, I will take them to get the school badges." Teacher Hua did not refute Xiao Banxi's words, but turned to Dean Leng and said.

"Go, go," Dean Leng waved his hand and said to him, but what he really wanted to say was, get out, get out.

Otherwise, it would hurt my eyes if you show it in front of me.

Just like that, Teacher Hua took Xiao Banxi and the others out of the dean's office.

"Go find someone to carry him away. As a teacher, how can you have such poor psychological endurance?" After Xiao Banxi and the others left, Dean Leng looked at Teacher Qiu who was lying on the ground with a look of disgust and said.

The secret guard's mouth twitched uncomfortably when he heard that. If anyone else were to be treated so harshly, they would probably not be able to remain calm.