Reborn: All beasts recognize their master, dig up the divine bones
Chapter 58 Is He Really Paralyzed?
"It's a bumpy terrain. Just look at her face and imagine it and you'll have the idea," Xiao Banxi said to Fang Mo.
"Forget it. I really don't have the courage to look at her face a second time." Fang Mo waved his hands repeatedly after hearing this.
"Hmph, can't you tell the difference between life and appearance?" The man with a moustache shook his sleeves and said coldly.
He tried to save some face for himself.
But what he saw was that all the teachers and students of Qingyun College looked at him in astonishment.
"What are you looking at?" the man with a mustache asked coldly.
"Don't you understand? We are looking at you with contempt, contempt," Xiao Banxi said seriously to the man with mustaches.
"How dare you look down on the Nangong family?" The man with the mustache was so angry that his face turned red.
"The people of the Nangong family are indeed amazing, but I think you are the exception," Xiao Banxi spoke again.
"No, no, I don't want to become like this, Master Gu, please, help me restore my appearance, I beg you." At this time, the unconscious impostor woke up, and she obviously could not accept her current horrible appearance.
The fake one went crazy...
"You're lucky enough to have saved your life. What else do you want?" the man with a moustache said to her impatiently.
"I want to go back to the Nangong family. I want to go back to find Lord Fu. I want to go back. I want to go back. I don't want to have to live in this state every day." Upon hearing this, the counterfeit screamed madly.
"How dare you!" the man with a moustache shouted angrily at the counterfeit.
"You are the insolent one. I am the young lady of the Nangong family. I am the master, and you are just a side branch. What qualifications do you have to be arrogant in front of me?" The counterfeit was obviously furious and started shouting, pointing at the two moustaches.
The man with the mustache was so angry that his face turned blue. He pointed at the fake and was speechless.
He couldn't tell the fake that she was not a lady at all and was just the container of the divine bones of the young master of the Nangong family.
If he said it in a fit of anger, and something unexpected happened, I would not be able to bear the consequences.
"You..." The man with a moustache pointed at the counterfeit with a dark face.
But at this time, the counterfeit seemed to have given up and glared at the man with two mustaches.
"Look, look, what is this? Master Bald, look carefully, this is the token of the direct descendant of the Nangong family. I now order you to take me back to the Nangong family. I want to go back to ask Lord Fu for treatment, you quack doctor." The counterfeit took out a purple waist badge in a rage and almost stuck it to his mustache face.
Xiao Banxi almost burst out laughing when he heard the fake one, in a fit of anger, actually called him "Master Bald with Mustache".
There were also bursts of muffled laughter coming from the crowd in the square!
The Dean and Teacher Wang standing next to them had their mouths twitching constantly, and they were having a hard time trying to hold back their laughter.
"You evil creature, you are so bold," the man with two mustaches roared angrily.
"You are so bold. You, a bald man, are just the bottom of the Nangong family. Why are you showing off in front of me? I endured it all in silence in order to detoxify myself. I didn't expect that you, a quack doctor, would treat me into this state." The counterfeit pointed at the man's nose with two mustaches and started cursing.
At this moment, the man with the mustache was so angry at her that he began to tremble all over. What he hated most was that others said that he was the bottom of the Nangong family!
Also, why did he have no reaction when Xiao Banxi kept calling him Master Bald from the very beginning?
Because his bald head is his distinctive feature. Among all the powerful alchemists in the Nangong family, his bald head prevents him from being drowned in the crowd.
Therefore, he can accept the existence of his big bald head.
But now the counterfeit was pointing at his nose and scolding him for being the worst member of the Nangong family, and he couldn't stand it anymore!
"Oh? It turns out that Master Bald is the bottom of the Nangong family. Could it be that his head has become bald because he has been stepped on by too many people?" At this time, Xiao Banxi's voice of sudden enlightenment sounded again.
Bursts of muffled laughter rang out again at the scene.
"Pfft...cough cough cough" The dean couldn't help but laugh and quickly covered it up with a cough.
He felt that classmate Jing was really funny.
"You are the one who got trampled bald. Your whole family got trampled bald." Hearing this, the man with two mustaches shouted at Xiao Banxi angrily.
"No, there is no bald person in my whole family. Look, this is my eldest brother and my second brother, they both have long flowing hair, so handsome. Master Bald, don't be too envious. Next time someone wants to step on you, just jump away swiftly. Maybe you will grow hair soon," Xiao Banxi said to the two moustaches on the stage, pulling Jing Chen and Jing Li beside him.
Jing Chen and Jing Li: ………
The two mustaches on the stage were very angry this time, especially since Xiao Banxi kept saying that he was being stepped on, which was the biggest taboo!
Suddenly his hands began to shake wildly...
On one side, the counterfeit was mocking him, and on the other side, Xiao Banxi was mocking him!
The man with the mustache fell to the ground in a rage, his limbs facing the sky, shaking continuously...
When Jing Chen and Jing Li saw this scene, the corners of their mouths twitched. This bald master was really played by the real and fake Nangong Xi!
"How come you turned into a giant toad while you were talking, Master Bald? You don't have to lie down on the ground if you want to be stepped on." Xiao Banxi's words undoubtedly added fuel to the fire.
The man with the mustache rolled his eyes immediately!
"Student Jing, student Jing, Lord Nangong seems to be acting strangely, please come up and help him." The dean looked at the man with two mustaches twitching and rolling his eyes on the ground, and quickly said to Xiao Banxi in the audience.
"No, I won't. Good intentions don't go unpunished. If I fail to cure them, they will come after me. If I do, they will bite me back and say I got nothing but fame." Upon hearing this, Xiao Banxi directly refused.
In fact, she didn't need to go on stage to know that the two mustaches were caused by anger and stroke!
A few injections of silver needles would restore him to normal, but would Xiao Banxi save him? That was impossible.
Upon hearing this, the dean was speechless!
"Teacher Bald, please go and invite Elder Yao here quickly." The dean called Teacher Wang "Teacher Bald" in a hurry.
Upon hearing this, Teacher Wang looked at the dean speechlessly and said, "Dean, I'm no longer bald."
"Of course I know you are not bald anymore. Do you think I am blind?" the dean said unhappily.
"Then why do you follow classmate Jing and call me Teacher Bald?" Teacher Wang asked with a roll of his eyes.
Dean:…
I was led astray by classmate Jing again...
"Hurry up and ask an alchemist to come and take a look. Mr. Gu is still twitching on the ground." At this time, a disciple of the Nangong family who came with a mustache said to the dean.
"Teacher Tu, please go and invite Elder Yao," the dean said quickly to Teacher Wang beside him.
Teacher Wang: …
Teacher Wang just sighed, flew off the platform and went to ask Elder Yao for help.
offstage.
"Xier, what's going on with that bald master?" Fang Mo looked at Xiao Banxi and asked.
"Obviously he was so angry that he had a stroke," Xiao Banxi said, spreading his hands.
"Then what will happen to him?" Jing Li asked curiously.
"If he doesn't get treatment within half an hour, he will be paralyzed. How pitiful, really pitiful." Xiao Banxi said while shaking his head, with a look of sympathy on his face and a moustache.
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