Infinitely Criticizing the Villain for Being Like My Ex-Boyfriend
Chapter 86 Parents Love Story 2
——Wasn’t the book “Parental Love” banned due to a malfunction? Why is it out again?
——Shitty romance, a lousy title from a lousy gamer. What on earth does this instance have to do with love? It’s just a horror-style level-passing game disguised as a period piece, quite a bad taste.
——I agree, the vulgar and bloody level-clearing style, there is no love at all.
——But this kind of plot is so cool, watching those pigs being slaughtered one by one and dying so beautifully, I was so excited. My favorite plot will appear soon, I am looking forward to it.
——Upstairs, pay attention, you are just a pig that has not been sent to the chopping board yet, no more noble than any of us. But what is the next plot?
——Let me see... Oh, oh! They are almost in the village, and the players will need to choose a place to stay.
——A shockingly huge pit. The last time the dungeon was opened, most of the players were not killed by the game, but died at the hands of this group of villagers.
——Okay, I’m already looking forward to it. Which player’s perspective should I choose to watch this time…
——Look at that pretty boy with glasses, he was...interesting just now.
"Moo--" a low cow mooing sounded, and the player and Yingzi sat on a cart pulled by a huge cow.
"In the book 'Memoirs of Xu Aiyong', he often mentioned one thing - in order to buy delicious brown sugar for his beloved girl Xu Guifen, he often borrowed a neighbor's ox cart to go to the town. It took a whole day to go back and forth, and he could not return to Xiaohegou until dark." Yingzi sat on the cart, hugging a bag of brown sugar wrapped in oil paper, and told the story with emotion.
The players were all absent-minded and did not listen to her words. They were stiff and looked from time to time to the front of the cart, at the player who was driving the ox cart.
Under such circumstances, perhaps only Yingzi can truly enjoy the beautiful "scenery" and the "love story" in her mouth.
The man driving the ox cart was trembling all over, feeling the sticky and slippery touch under him. He didn't dare to squeeze the ox under him tightly, but if he didn't hold on tightly, he would slide off the ox's back because of the mucus - at this moment, he regretted his action very much.
Old players all know that before the dungeon begins, in order to advance the plot, randomly selecting a certain unlucky guy can not only attract the attention of key NPCs and find out the rules of death, but also obtain a lot of information.
As soon as he entered the dungeon, he noticed Zhang Chunliang sitting by the window. That guy was the farthest away from him, and he obviously had the confusion and tension of a new player who had just entered the dungeon.
So he used the prop "Star Halo" on Zhang Chunliang without hesitation. This prop can amplify someone's presence tenfold, making it easier for NPCs to notice his strange and out-of-place behavior.
But he didn't expect that this newcomer not only successfully escaped danger, but also tricked him.
"The NPC told me something very interesting. Whoever can tell me who used the props on me just now can get this news." Zhang Chunliang announced sincerely.
So the man was ruthlessly betrayed by another player.
Originally, he was just a little embarrassed and annoyed, and didn't take it seriously.
But unexpectedly, when Yingzi came back, things changed - she brought a terrible ox cart.
——No, it was not a cow at all, it was a "beef cattle" made of human bodies. People were even horrified to see several painful and distorted faces on the face of the "cow", some male and some female.
Their facial features twitched, tears, snot and saliva flowed, forming a layer of sticky liquid on the body of the "beef cattle". Yingzi patted the neck of the "beef cattle" affectionately, and suddenly, a bunch of human faces on the body of the "beef cattle" wailed in unison, forming a loud "moo——"
Yingzi seemed to have not noticed this at all. She glanced at everyone, then grinned and asked warmly, "Which comrade is willing to take the lead and be the first warrior to experience Xu Aiyong's spirit?"
Everyone's faces looked grim. This "beef cattle" looked evil and weird, and no one dared to act rashly.
Yingzi's eyes swept across everyone and then stopped at the young man who had just answered her question.
She opened her mouth slightly and was about to say something, but the man next to the young man raised his hand stiffly.
"Ah, Comrade Chen Aihua, do you want to try driving a bullock cart?" Yingzi showed an exaggerated smile of joy, "You are really great!"
Chen Aihua was the man who framed Zhang Chunliang. He originally wanted to take two steps back and let Zhang Chunliang stand in front of him.
But for some reason, in an instant, he lost control of his limbs and actually raised his hands in front of everyone.
〖Detect that the host has used the tattoo 'Puppet Master' effect once, and the remaining available times (6/7)
Side effect: When moving, there is a certain chance that the right hand will become stiff.
Detect the host using special skills to attack other players, resulting in OOC behavior. Give a warning once and deduct 10 points of Father Energy.
Remaining Father Energy (76/∞). 〗
Hearing this prompt, Zhang Chunliang sighed with a headache, but he also knew that the "Puppet Master" was too powerful. The Holy Father System rated it as ignoring any defense.
This means that as long as he wants, he can manipulate anything in this copy seven times at will, so he needs to pay the corresponding price in his body.
This is a bit like the function of his glasses, the A-level prop "I can see you".
When he first entered the dungeon, Zhang Chunliang changed the appearance of the prop to match the setting of this era. Its function is: he can see any setting in any dungeon three times. But the corresponding price is that his eyes will be myopic by 300 degrees every time he uses it, and his vision has become a little blurry and double vision.
However, using 300 degrees of myopia to avoid the NPC's deliberate targeting is still quite cost-effective.
"It's you...you hurt me! You little bastard!!" Chen Aihua's hands were still raised high in the air. He turned his head to look at Zhang Chunliang with a look of resentment and panic - this shouldn't have happened. He had a layer of protective clothing on his body that could withstand three attacks from A-level items, but just now, he was hit without realizing it, and the protective clothing didn't even remind him that he was attacked.
"Comrade Chen Aihua, are you regretting this?"
Yingzi's enthusiastic eyes gradually turned cold, and under her stare, Chen Aihua turned pale. He was an old player, and he might still have a chance of survival if he sat on the beef cattle, but if he refused the NPC's mandatory request, he would not even know how he died.
So he could only suppress his nausea and discomfort, and tremblingly sat on the "beef cattle" to drive the cart for everyone.
At this moment, the ox cart had been bumping along the rugged dirt road for more than half of the journey. Yingzi stopped talking, and it was getting dark. Everyone felt drowsy and sleepy.
"I feel something is wrong." A player said softly.
Zhang Chunliang shook his head slightly to drive away his sleepiness, then squinted his eyes and looked around.
They were surrounded by mountains. The unknown tall trees on the mountains were like hideous ghosts surrounding everyone, encircling more than a dozen players.
Looking back at the road they had come from, all traces of their passage were gone, even the small path they had taken was nowhere to be seen.
"It's very wrong." The long-haired girl He Jiaojie tied up her loose hair with a rag and said softly - she had been looked down upon by NPCs earlier in the car because of her loose hair. "Is Chen Aihua really that small?"
Everyone turned their eyes to the strange and terrifying "beef cattle", and they realized that in the dim light, Chen Aihua's body was as small as a toddler.
"That's not the question." The player who started talking casually ignored Chen Aihua's strange behavior and reminded everyone to look into the woods: "Ten minutes ago, in the last woods, I saw a child staring at us in the woods."
Everyone was startled and subconsciously looked around - in the woods not far away, there was a small black shadow leaning against a tree, staring at everyone motionlessly.
"Damn..." someone cursed softly.
"He's catching up." someone said with certainty.
Suddenly everyone became alert, and sure enough, during the rest of the journey, they would occasionally see a black figure in the woods, standing upright and staring at everyone. The scene was eerie and strange, but this strange child never attacked them.
"Moo-"
The faces wailed in unison, and the oxcart creaked and slowly stopped.
——We have arrived at the small ditch.
Zhang Chunliang got off the cart and patted his wrinkled trouser legs gently. He felt that there seemed to be some discordant sound in the cow's mooing.
Where is Chen Aihua?
There were several villagers at the entrance of Xiaohegou Village, holding torches and waiting to greet them.
Everyone looked at the "beef cattle" in the light of the fire - Chen Aihua was left with only a piece of face skin. He was embedded on the cattle's back, and along with the other faces on the cattle, he let out miserable moos. His facial features were twisted and twitching, but his eyes seemed to still be conscious. He desperately turned his eyeballs towards the crowd, as if asking for help.
But no one paid any attention to him, and the players turned their attention to a few villagers not far away.
The middle-aged man in the lead was probably the village chief. He smoked up his homemade crude cigarette, then coughed twice and spoke to the crowd.
"Welcome all the outstanding young comrades from the city to Xiaohegou."
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