Infinitely Criticizing the Villain for Being Like My Ex-Boyfriend

When he woke up again, it was already bright outside. The sun was shining warmly through the tent, shining on Zhang Chunliang. He felt weak and sore all over. He turned over with difficulty and touched his forehead. It was no longer so hot.

and many more……

Tent? Wasn't he sleeping in the woods? How could he wake up in a tent?

Zhang Chunliang was a little confused. He propped up half of his body in a daze and looked around.

It was indeed his tent, but it was not in the neat and orderly state it had been when he had left it.

The sleeping bag was lying on the side, someone had violently ripped a large hole in it and thrown it aside. He was covered with a lot of clothes, all of which were used as replacements in his backpack. He was like lying in a nest made of clothes, and slept soundly for a night.

But it's not safe here, he hasn't forgotten that Qiu Shanbei's body is still outside.

Why don't we find a place to bury him? Leaving his body exposed in the wilderness is too disgraceful and will give off a foul smell, attracting carnivorous animals.

Zhang Chunliang thought blankly, and forced himself to open the tent with his weak body, only to find that the entrance was tightly blocked.

Feeling the movement in the tent, the blue-green scales as gorgeous as shiny silk began to flow slowly in front of my eyes, until a head slowly poked out from the hovering body.

The snake's tongue quickly licked his face, and the day began with a passionate good morning kiss.

This is his third day in the dungeon.

"You had a high fever late last night, and we couldn't wake you up no matter how we called you. The snake almost went crazy." He Anxin came over, dripping wet, holding a fish.

Zhang Chunliang touched his head and felt much better, but his voice was a little nasal: "Sorry, I have caused you trouble."

"The most troublesome one is this guy," He Anxin pouted in dissatisfaction, "He insisted on sending you into the tent to keep warm, but he was so clumsy that he almost overturned the entire tent."

The big snake next to him coiled up gracefully, staring at Zhang Chunliang with its vertical pupils, and slowly raised its head.

Zhang Chunliang then smiled and reached out to touch its cool head as if to thank it, and the big snake then raised its tail and looked even more excited.

"I have extra clothes in my tent, you can change into them." Zhang Chunliang felt embarrassed to let a girl run around, so he took over the task of making a fire.

He Anxin responded lazily and quickly put the fish rack on the fire.

"I have something to ask you." She was busy for a long time before turning her head to look at Zhang Chunliang: "What is this?"

In the girl's pale palm was a deep red petal, the shape of the flower was slender and elegant.

"This is the petal of the seven-leaf orchid." Zhang Chunliang pointed to the arm where she had been tattooed. "Every day, a petal will fall off your body. Now you should only have six tattoos on your body."

"Will I die when all the petals fall?" He Anxin listened calmly and then asked.

"...You are already dead." Zhang Chunliang didn't want her to have any extra expectations, so his words were cruel and straightforward.

"Okay." He Anxin shrugged and went to change his clothes: "Withering away like a flower, what a romantic farewell ceremony."

Birds not far from the campsite suddenly flew away in fright. The roar of car engines was particularly harsh in the quiet mountains.

Before Zhang Chunliang could react, the car stopped in front of him.

Zhang Yuan climbed out of the car anxiously. As soon as he looked up, he saw his cousin holding a grilled fish on a fork and staring at him blankly.

"Xiaoliang." Zhang Yuan stared at him in a daze, and after a while he said with relief, "I'm glad you're okay."

Ning Liang got out of the passenger seat, walked up to him in two steps with his long legs, held his arm, and carefully examined his physical condition.

"...Liang'er, how did you do it?" He asked in disbelief when he found that Zhang Chunliang was almost unharmed.

The two men never expected that Zhang Chunliang, who was so weak that he could barely even tie a chicken, could escape from the mouth of an angry giant python unscathed.

"...When you left, the snake was already badly injured and didn't even have the strength to attack me. Not long after, it died from excessive blood loss." Zhang Chunliang's mind was blank, and he almost let his body's instincts make up lies.

He desperately hoped that the big snake that was hunting and He Anxin who was changing clothes would notice that something was wrong here and hide quickly.

Fortunately, Zhang Chunliang had a face that looked sincere and upright. Even though his mind was in a mess, what he said was still very calm and clear, so the two did not doubt him too much.

Zhang Yuan had a stern face and took out a shotgun from the car. He looked at Zhang Chunliang with a serious look in his eyes: "Let's go, where is the snake? Take us there. We must make sure it is dead, otherwise there will be endless trouble."

Zhang Chunliang pursed his lips, his mind racing, thinking about what excuse he could use to reject them without arousing their suspicion.

"Why are you looking for a snake? How many bullets do you have in your gun? If it is really alive, can you kill it? If you don't use it sparingly, how will you solve any problems that arise in the future?" Ning Liang glanced at Zhang Yuan and felt that his bad idea was quite impractical.

He rubbed Zhang Chunliang's head with his big hand: "You are so stupid, aren't you afraid that the snake is faking its death again? You dare to roast food here in such a big way, you are so lucky."

He urged Zhang Chunliang to pack up quickly and leave with them.

Zhang Chunliang had no choice but to hide in the tent.

"I heard Zhang Yuan's voice." He Anxin had already changed into a loose T-shirt and overalls, and asked Zhang Chunliang in a low voice: "Did they come back to find you?"

"It may also be to pack up the things in the campsite..." Zhang Chunliang said weakly. He felt his body temperature rising again. "Of course, if conditions permit, you can also collect my body."

He Anxin was amused by his straightforward words: "You are quite self-aware."

This was her first smile since her resurrection, and it was fleeting: "Listen, Zhang Yuan is a guy you can't trust. You must, must stay away from him."

Zhang Chunliang was a little surprised. He seemed to want to ask something, but was stopped by He Anxin: "And the big guy next to him, be careful, he has problems."

He Anxin is a very smart girl, Zhang Chunliang never doubted it.

But he was still very confused as to how she could determine this information from a simple encounter.

Time was limited, and He Anxin had no way to explain, so he only left him a message: "What time does the big guy usually get up?"

He had stayed in the tent for too long, and if he didn't go out it would arouse suspicion, so Zhang Chunliang went out with his backpack, full of doubts.

Ning Liang and Zhang Yuan were indeed here to pack up camping supplies. Soon, only a corpse and Qiu Shanbei's tent were left here.

Thanks to the big snake's damage to the tent last night, Zhang Chunliang's tent became loose. Before several people could pack up his tent, He Anxin secretly left from behind the tent.

Ning Liang piled up all of Qiu Shanbei's belongings including his body, poured a bucket of gasoline on them, then took out the cigarette butt from his mouth and threw it casually into the miscellaneous items.

The raging flames and the crackling smoke were so unpleasant that Zhang Chunliang couldn't help but bend over and cough.

He formed a sharp contrast with Ning Liang, who was tall, long-legged and stood straight.

Looking at Zhang Chunliang's cowardly look, Ning Liang couldn't help but baring his white teeth in mockery.

He raised his hand and gave the shrunken body in the flames a middle finger: "Garbage."

"Take your tablet and go downstairs!"