Infinitely Criticizing the Villain for Being Like My Ex-Boyfriend

The next day, he was woken up by someone pulling his collar.

Looking at the familiar red nose in front of him, he knew he was probably late again.

"Where's your watch?!" The uncle was almost driven crazy by his stupid nephew. "You have to go to work at six o'clock, and you are still sleeping in bed at nine!"

"I'm sorry." Zhang Chunliang apologized skillfully, then rushed into the bathroom and cleaned himself up hastily.

In fact, he was sleeping in on purpose. Now he didn't know the time, so he naturally couldn't take the initiative to open the door, so he could only let his uncle who had suffered a lot come to wake him up.

"No more breakfast for you, lazy bug." His uncle crossed his arms and looked at him coldly. "Today's breakfast includes butter bread and fried meat patties, as well as ice milk, but now you can only lick the plate."

Only then did Zhang Chunliang feel truly regretful.

He recalled the fear he felt yesterday when his health dropped to the lowest point due to hunger, and opened the system panel again.

I saw a "23" clearly displayed on the red bar of health value.

Zhang Chunliang's face changed, the toothbrush fell from his hand, and he screamed: "What the hell!!!"

Only one night had passed, and his health was about to drop to the bottom again? !

My uncle thought he was feeling sorry for not having had breakfast, so he started making some sarcastic comments.

Perhaps it was because Zhang Chunliang's face was too pale, as if he had been strongly stimulated, the red-nosed uncle finally let out a sigh of relief: "Look at you, you are so worthless!"

He kicked Zhang Chunliang's butt and said in a hoarse voice, "I'm going to the restaurant on the seventh floor to serve dishes in a while. You'll be responsible for helping me. When you get there, just be a dumb person who can only serve dishes! Maybe after the guests finish their meal, you can even pick up some clean caviar!"

Zhang Chunliang came to his senses and spat out the toothpaste foam in his mouth.

It seems that this is the plot he will follow next.

His health points were dropping too fast, and he might not be able to hold on until lunch, so this food delivery mission was his only chance to get food.

He quickly got himself ready and followed his uncle to the kitchen.

The corridor was as clean and tidy as it was yesterday. Zhang Chunliang glanced at the room next door where the accident happened yesterday as if unintentionally, only to see that the door was closed and there were no strange marks at the door.

It's as if nothing happened yesterday.

Zhang Chunliang paused, his attention drawn to a reflective object on the carpet beneath his feet.

He squatted down and picked up the thing, and found that it was a green fish scale, which reflected beautiful and colorful colors under the light.

"You'd better throw away what you have in your hand." His uncle said indifferently behind him, "Don't tell me you stole the fresh food from the kitchen and brought it back to eat."

Zhang Chunliang threw away the fish scales and sniffed the scent on his fingertips.

A damp, fishy, ​​bloody stench hit my nose.

He made an intolerable expression and wiped his fingers clean with a handkerchief.

On this huge sea city cruise ship, there are fifteen dedicated chef areas on the ship alone, and each chef area is divided into a chief chef, dozens of chefs and hundreds of helpers.

Zhang Chunliang's uncle is a logistics chef in the fresh food area, and he was in charge of serving the dishes this time.

A group of crew members pushed ten dining carts filled with exquisite dishes, took the elevator to the seventh floor, and joined the huge convoy of chefs.

Zhang Chunliang mingled in the crowd, looking around at the environment on the ship.

This cruise ship is indeed a top luxury cruise ship. Both its decoration and space are extremely luxurious and grand. The entire banquet hall can even accommodate tens of thousands of people.

I don’t know if it’s because there are too many people in the banquet hall, but Zhang Chunliang felt a strange sense of suffocation as soon as he entered here.

He had to take deep breaths to get enough oxygen.

"Hurry up, you guys—" the uncle was scolding the helpers who were walking at the back, "You are dawdling. Do you want the nobles to come and not have any food to eat?!"

The crew members pushed a tall food cart piled high with sashimi and fresh shrimps, panting forward and looking very tired.

"Is it that heavy?" The crew member next to Zhang Chunliang grumbled in dissatisfaction, "Our car is covered with ice, and we can move much faster than them!"

Zhang Chunliang didn't respond, but smiled good-naturedly and pushed his food cart to the seafood area.

"Be smart and go wherever I tell you to go, understand?" His uncle walked up to him and lowered his voice, "This is not an ordinary buffet. The captain has invited a group of dignitaries and international stars to discuss important matters here. If you dare to mess up here, I will throw you into the sea from here! I keep my word."

Zhang Chunliang knew that this guy was reminding him kindly, so he nodded repeatedly out of understanding.

He was still carrying an unknown negative buff of blood loss at the moment and didn't want to cause any trouble.

Thinking of this, he looked at his health bar again. It was still "23". During the time he was pushing the cart, his health points did not decrease.

He was becoming increasingly confused as to what was causing his blood loss.

In order to show respect for the dignitaries, the chefs started working at six o'clock, and hundreds of people worked together to prepare all the food before ten o'clock.

The captain agreed that the banquet would be held at 12 o'clock sharp.

This means that the crew members waiting for the dishes to be served in the banquet hall need to wait here quietly and solemnly for two hours.

Smelling the delicious food, Zhang Chunliang's stomach began to growl even though he hadn't even had breakfast.

The sound was not loud, but his uncle who was not far away heard it clearly. He glared at Zhang Chunliang fiercely and drove this shameful thing to an inconspicuous corner.

This corner happened to be where the tall and heavy dining cart was located. It formed a hidden blind spot with the entire banquet hall. No one could see what was happening behind the dining cart. If Zhang Chunliang wanted, he could even squat down and take a break.

This is a very suitable place to observe other people. Zhang Chunliang wants to take this opportunity to look for other players.

There were about three hundred crew members in the entire banquet hall, and everyone's expression was very vivid, whether it was irritability, fear, salivating over food or fatigue, they were all so real that it was difficult to distinguish.

He looked carefully for a moment but found nothing.

In order not to arouse the NPC's suspicion, he looked away and turned his attention to the front of him——

On the pile of fresh and tempting sashimi.

At this time, they are kept fresh with clear crushed ice. Each piece is shiny and attractive, exuding a sweet and slightly fishy taste.

However, Zhang Chunliang always felt that this pile of expensive and delicious food was not even as delicious as the small gray fish that the big-boned fish caught for him yesterday.

While he was daydreaming, a piece of fish fillet slid gently from the top as the crushed ice melted slightly and fell to the ground.

Zhang Chunliang squatted down and looked at the piece of fish with confusion.

The piece of meat had already been contaminated, and it would be inappropriate for him to put the fish meat back to its original place now. But if he did not destroy the meat, his uncle would think that he had made trouble again.

He thought for a moment and stretched out his hand.

However, before he could touch the piece of meat, a hand threw it away before him.

It may not be appropriate to call it a hand, because there was no bone or flesh on that hand, just a white bone claw.

Zhang Chunliang stared at the puddle of water on the ground in amazement, and slowly reached for the flower bud tattoo in his pocket.

He had experienced too much yesterday and didn't quite believe that the skeleton would come out of the swimming pool.

Therefore, he didn't have time to put on a tattoo sticker. Now the tattoo in his pocket is burning hot, reminding him of a terrible fact -

The mermaid skeleton actually crawled out and blended into the crowd!

No wonder this food cart is so heavy, because there is a big bone at the bottom of it!

However, because the dining car was decorated with a tablecloth that covered the bottom, no one noticed it.

"...Really, it's too bold." Zhang Chunliang murmured.

The bone poked its head out from under the tablecloth and looked at Zhang Chunliang, with the small flower bud on its lower jaw curled up shyly.

"What do you want to do?" Zhang Chunliang couldn't help but asked in a low voice.

The skeleton understood his question, squirmed twice under the dining cart, and stretched out a claw with difficulty.

The claw held a blue jellyfish, which didn't look like it was completely dead yet.

Looking at its familiar movements, Zhang Chunliang was a little stunned for a moment.

"For me? Do you want me to eat it?" he asked softly.

The mermaid skeleton nodded modestly and raised its claws a little higher.

The jellyfish in its hand looked extremely strange, with a bright light shining through the deep blue, and it was obviously extremely poisonous.

Zhang Chunliang racked his brains, trying to find a reason to refuse: "Uh, thank you? But I'm allergic to jellyfish..."

Bones seemed to understand what he said. He took the jellyfish back with a look of disappointment and began to wriggle under the tablecloth again.

Then, it quickly took out a familiar little gray fish and placed it in front of Zhang Chunliang.

Zhang Chunliang has eaten this, so he is definitely not afraid of allergies.

However, compared to the delicious food right before his eyes, Zhang Chunliang was more curious about where this guy got so many things from?

So he took advantage of her not paying attention and secretly lifted the tablecloth.

——The mermaid bone got a small fish tank from somewhere and fixed it inside his ribs. It was full of all kinds of exotic seafood, some of which were still glowing.

It looks fantastic.

Mermaid Bones seemed a little shy and took his hand back to block his own fish tank.

Zhang Chunliang stared at this terrifying and magical scene in amazement, and actually felt a little cute from it.