Infinitely Criticizing the Villain for Being Like My Ex-Boyfriend
Chapter 167: A Husband's Doomsday Self-Saving Guide 18
"What did he say to you?" Wu Mei asked.
"When did you conceive your child?" Zhang Chunliang sat back in his seat and asked her.
Wu Mei was stunned, frowned and thought for a while: "I had gained weight before I entered the dungeon, but I... couldn't get pregnant, so I didn't pay attention. Later, after entering the dungeon, I found out that I was pregnant."
She seemed to remember something, gave a happy smile, and then subconsciously touched her belly.
The small seat on the train blocked Zhang Chunliang's view, but he vaguely saw that Wu Mei's towering belly twitched violently as if in response to her.
"Ah..." Wu Mei's face turned pale and she fell on the table.
"I'll give you another berth."
"No, no need..." Wu Mei took a deep breath and said, "We don't have enough money. We need to save it. After a while, there will be a large outbreak of alien species. We need to stockpile a lot of supplies, otherwise we will not be able to deal with the riots."
Zhang Chunliang ignored him, thought for a moment, found a conductor in a blue uniform, and added a new berth for Wu Mei.
"...You still have money?" Wu Mei glanced at him in surprise. Zhang Chunliang was really poor, and she was the one who supported all the expenses during this period. Although he wrote her an IOU, it would be difficult to make up for it in a short time.
"That's my sister's money. Her things are all in the rental house." Li Mufeng ran back from the sleeper area at some point. His face was a little pale, and his tone was sinister. "Dad, are you a gigolo?"
"Don't say that." Zhang Chunliang replied calmly and forcefully, "I have already burned the IOU to your sister."
“%……¥#……#” Li Mufeng couldn’t help but uttered a bunch of ugly curses.
Zhang Chunliang came over and pinched his mouth.
"Why did you come back suddenly?" Wu Mei was a little curious.
Li Mufeng's face turned even paler. He broke free from Zhang Chunliang's shackles, glanced at the curious eyes of the passengers around him, and lowered his voice.
"The sleeping area is more polluted than the sitting area. When I was sleeping, the guy on the upper bunk stuck his head down and stared at me for a long time..."
Li Mufeng still feels creepy when he recalls that scene. As soon as he went to the berth, he smelled a strange fishy smell. When he lifted the quilt, he found an oil stain in the shape of a human being on it.
He was so sleepy that he didn't get enough rest on the bunk, so he suppressed his nausea, put his coat under him and lay down.
I slept for about four hours. The entire sleeping area was quiet. There was no sound of anyone walking around, and not even the hawking of food from the dining car.
It's like a dead place.
He was awakened by a strong and burning gaze. When he opened his eyes, he found that the person on the upper bunk was hanging with his head upside down, looking at him greedily.
"Little boy, do you want to eat something?"
Li Mufeng sat up vigilantly and quickly refused.
"Have something..." The man persevered in recommending the sausages he brought from his hometown, and even enthusiastically handed them to Li Mufeng's mouth.
Li Mufeng sensed something was wrong and wanted to jump off the bed to escape, but a pair of slippery and smelly hands stretched out from the oil stains on his bed and pinned him to the spot.
The person on the upper bunk showed an excited and ferocious expression, half of his body leaned out, pinched his neck and tried to stuff the sausage into his mouth.
"Come, come and try it! The sausages we make at home are so delicious! I guarantee you'll want to eat more after you try it!!"
"That sausage seemed to be alive. It had strange bumps on its surface and was still wriggling, trying to get into my stomach." Li Mufeng recalled the taste and couldn't help but dry-heaving again.
"Ah, it's really dangerous." Wu Mei sighed softly, "I didn't seem to encounter any strange things when I was resting there... How did you escape?"
"...salesman, a food salesman happened to go to that car."
In the emergency, Li Mufeng instantly remembered the rule on the radio, so he turned his head with difficulty to avoid the sausage near his mouth and asked the salesman for help.
“He really saved me…”
The salesman was attracted by his voice, and with a full smile, he tore open the strange big hand that was imprisoning him, and then asked him expectantly: "Little boy, do you want to buy our blueberry balls too?"
Li Mufeng nodded without hesitation: "Yes... yes, please buy me a bag."
The salesman's smile faded: "Only one bag? There's a discount for three bags, right?"
Li Mufeng noticed that the human-shaped oil stain on the bed showed signs of moving again, and nodded quickly: "Buy! Buy three bags!!!"
"So... I just..." Li Mufeng slowly raised his hand hidden behind his back. Hanging on it was a simple plastic bag, which contained three packs of snacks in purple packaging.
"The salesman said he would come to our carriage in a moment to collect the money."
Zhang Chunliang looked at the three packs of snacks, feeling a little heavy-hearted. To make Li Mufeng look so guilty, the price of these three packs of snacks was probably, possibly, maybe...
"Three lumps." Li Mufeng's voice was so low that it was almost inaudible. "Dad, you will love me, right..."
"I suggest you go back now, ask that kind passenger for a sausage, and then eat it on your own initiative." Zhang Chunliang sat back in his seat calmly.
"You can't do this!" Li Mufeng's face changed, and he was about to scream, "You, you took my sister's savings! You took my sister's money and didn't spend it on me! You used it to support this pregnant woman! The child she is pregnant with is not yours!!"
The passengers suddenly became excited, pulling each other, and looking at Zhang Chunliang subtly.
Zhang Chunliang clenched his fists, squinted his eyes and looked at Li Mufeng, his gaze became dangerous.
Li Mufeng shut up obediently and sat back in his seat with tears in his eyes: "That salesman must be a monster... When he was in the carriage, those strange passengers were very scared of him and took the initiative to pay for his snacks. I don't have any props now, and I can't pay. He will definitely kill me..."
"I'll find a way to get the money, just shut up, kid."
Zhang Chunliang held his forehead with his hand as if he had a headache.
It seems that the pollution in the sleeper area is more serious. Many passengers have mutated. I wonder if there are any survivors.
"Does the salesman only need money? Did he make any other requests?" Zhang Chunliang asked after thinking for a moment.
The salesman saved Li Mufeng's life. If he only wanted money, it would seem too strange. This is a train whose purpose is to suck the lives of passengers.
Unless... he has other intentions.
"He didn't say that, he just said he would come to collect the money." Li Mufeng also calmed down. He realized that Zhang Chunliang would not really let him die. After all, this guy would seriously pay back the rent he owed in the game.
Sure enough, not long after, a noise came from the other side of the carriage.
"Opportunities don't come every year, come and try the blueberry balls!" The high and full voice was very penetrating and instantly woke up the drowsy passengers.
"My snacks are very good, don't run away when you see the price!" The salesman took out small blueberry balls in transparent packaging and distributed them to everyone enthusiastically.
When it came to Zhang Chunliang's assignment, the smile in his eyes deepened.
"How much is this blueberry ball?" A passenger seemed interested and asked hesitantly.
"One pack is only ninety-nine, and you will have both health and wealth! Three packs will be cheaper for you, one thousand nine hundred and ninety-eight!" The salesman excitedly ran to the passenger who asked the question, took out another one and handed it to him.
"Come, try it, it's delicious!"
"Two thousand dollars?! That's too expensive!"
Zhang Chunliang silently looked through his blueberry ball worth twenty thousand yuan, and slowly looked at Li Mufeng.
"Money to buy a life...Money to buy a life. Compared with life, this little money is nothing!" Li Mufeng frantically tried to make up for himself.
"How can it be considered expensive?" The salesman's voice became deeper. "You may not understand how delicious our blueberry balls are!"
"Don't fool me, the radio has said that your products, three no products, and products of unknown origin cannot be eaten!"
The salesman's face turned ferocious, and the passenger who was speaking was immediately frightened into silence.
"You...how can you say that about our Blueberry Balls..." There was a "ho ho" sound in his throat, like an angry beast.
"I... I don't eat... I don't like... eating blueberries..." The passenger's voice trembled as he made excuses.
The salesman stared at him for a moment, then smiled broadly again: "Hey, you won't know if the snacks are good until you try them!"
When Zhang Chunliang heard this, he immediately had a bad feeling.
Sure enough, the salesman ran towards Zhang Chunliang swiftly, grabbed his hand and raised it high.
"This passenger loved our blueberry balls so much that he not only bought three bags at once, but also spent ten times the price to support us!"
The passengers looked at Zhang Chunliang as if he were a sucker.
The "sucker" Zhang Chunliang silently tried to shake off the salesman's hand, but to no avail.
The salesman's grip was so strong that it hurt Zhang Chunliang's bones.
You know, his body is quite strong now, but even so, he still has no power to resist this weird salesman.
"My dear passenger... you like to eat, right?"
The salesman had a smile on his face, but his eyes were extremely gloomy. He was a little annoyed by Zhang Chunliang's non-cooperation.
He held Zhang Chunliang's hand and began to tighten it, and his wrist bones made a "crackling" sound as he could not bear the weight.
"I like it very much...please let me have a taste..." Wu Mei interrupted the confrontation between the two and took the initiative to pick up a blueberry ball.
"You see, it depends on the person! Women like to eat these things, and we old men can't stand sweet things!"
Seeing that Zhang Chunliang did not eat the snacks, the passenger felt relieved. He shouted loudly, somewhat proudly.
……
Please, just shut up.
Zhang Chunliang closed his eyes in despair.
The salesman turned his head and leaned over to get closer to Zhang Chunliang: "Sir, you... like to eat it too, right?"
The carriage fell silent, with dozens of eyes focused on Zhang Chunliang.
His hand, which had been squeezed tightly, was now swollen and blue due to lack of blood circulation.
"I love to eat." He finally spoke.
"I told you!" The salesman's voice broke with excitement, and he let go of his hand. "Dear passengers, our snacks are suitable for all ages. If this gentleman has finished eating, please buy a few packs of blueberry balls to support us!!!"
Zhang Chunliang twisted his painful wrist, tore open a small ball in a transparent package, and placed it in the palm of his hand.
The blueberry balls exude a strong aroma of essence, and are covered with a layer of white sweet frost on the surface. They look very ordinary...
Zhang Chunliang suddenly looked into Tianshuang's eyes which were hidden underneath for a moment.
...I knew this crappy game wouldn't do anything good.
What will happen if you eat it? Will you become covered with eyeballs like the player in the previous game?
The salesman was staring at him eagerly, his eyes wide open and bloodshot, looking paranoid and crazy.
Even before he put the food in his mouth, Zhang Chunliang already felt unwell.
A chill spread from his feet upwards, bit by bit reaching his thighs and lower abdomen, bringing a wet and soft touch...
Wait, do blueberry balls have such serious side effects?
The cool and soft feeling had already spread to his arms.
He finally reacted and looked down at his arm.
The soft tentacles hooked around his arm and slowly moved into his palm.
I don't know when the little octopus woke up. It looked a little bigger than before, the silver-blue color on its body was brighter, and its tentacles became more pink, as if they had been moisturized.
While Zhang Chunliang was distracted, the little octopus hooked up the blueberry ball and put it into its mouth.
"Crackle——" The exploding blueberry ball made a strange sound.
A silent scream of pain suddenly pierced the entire train, making the passengers dizzy for a moment.
Zhang Chunliang shook his head and looked towards the carriage in surprise.
Suddenly, there was a sound of a packaging bag being squeezed and torn beside him. The octopus claw rolled up the packaging bag and handed it to Zhang Chunliang and shook it twice, as if begging him to tear it open.
Zhang Chunliang helped it open the package and placed the round blueberry balls next to its tentacles. The little octopus happily gathered the balls under its tentacles and began to eat.
The whole train suddenly shook violently. At a certain moment, Zhang Chunliang seemed to see countless hideous and painful wrinkles on human faces appearing on the flat walls of the train.
The salesman's expression was very excited. He screamed, "Look! Even octopuses like our food! This is a perfect snack that transcends species. Please come to me and buy it quickly!"
Perhaps the sight of the little octopus eating one blueberry ball in one bite with such relish really infected everyone, and some passengers even paid for a bag of them.
——Of course, it is not certain whether the passenger who buys snacks is a real person.
"So - this passenger." The salesman looked at Zhang Chunliang again, with a bright smile on his face, "The total is 30,000 yuan. The package your little pet just opened is new. You bought four packages in total - did you pay in cash or via WeChat or WeChat Pay?"
Zhang Chunliang: “…”
Wu Mei: “…”
Li Mufeng: "..."
Little octopus: “?”
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