When the hodgepodge world of anime meets the shadow king

Kitahara Akira looked at the hands that stretched out from the gap under the toilet cubicle with a dark face.

"Young man, do you want red toilet paper or green toilet paper..."

"I want you to be a dam, but only sissies use toilet paper, I use sandpaper!" Kitahara Akira interrupted the other party.

“…………” The ghosts next door were silent

Seeing that the other party had not responded, Kitahara Xiao pressed the flush button and walked out of the toilet.

"Kitahara-kun, are you okay?" Kato Megumi heaved a sigh of relief when she saw Kitahara Akira coming out of the bathroom.

This haunted house is really scary. Even she, who is usually calm, is a little scared.

"Well, let's continue," said Kitahara Akira

The two of them collected several student ID cards along the way, and most of the agencies along the way were controlled by real ghosts, just as Kitahara Xiao expected.

Facing these ordinary ghosts, Kitahara Akatsuki can easily find them with his [Psychic Vision] and crack some of the mechanisms in advance, but this also means that he has shared most of the firepower with Kato Megumi.

This haunted house is indeed too scary. Ordinary people would not be able to bear the fear and it is not impossible for them to faint on the spot.

But Kato Megumi, who has a calm personality, was frightened and would only let Kitahara Akira enjoy the benefits in vain, such as ○○ vise and so on.

But except for the red high-heeled shoes at the beginning, even if the other ghosts found out that Kitahara Xiao could see them, they were just surprised and did not take any aggressive measures. Some even waved to him and said hello.

So this boss keeps so many ghosts just to open a real haunted house?

The two walked into the last classroom on the second floor

This classroom was unusually empty. Apart from a few chairs, there were only a few pieces of paper and a ballpoint pen on the table in the middle.

"Pen Fairy?" Kitahara Xiao picked up the ballpoint pen wrapped with transparent tape and looked at the instruction manual on the table with interest.

He had played this with others before his rebirth, but it was useless, and he was even frightened by the other party's deliberate use of force.

But this haunted house is really haunted, and the pen fairy should be real too.

Kitahara Akira's chuunibyou (suicidal) soul is burning

"Kato, let's give it a try," Kitahara Akira suggested

Kato Hui nodded and sat across the table

The two held the pen together with their right hands, and after reciting the spell according to the instructions, Kitahara Xiao felt a wave of energy.

"Oh wow, there really is one."

"It should have been successful." Kitahara Akira looked at Kato Megumi across from him and said, "Kato, you go first."

"Well, I'll ask then," Kato Hui agreed.

"Hmm...Pen Fairy, what kind of person will my future husband be?" Kato Megumi thought for a while and asked

Kitahara Akira didn't expect Kato Megumi's question to be so explosive, and couldn't help staring at the ballpoint pen.

As soon as the words came out, the ballpoint pen suddenly started to tremble, and after a while it wrote a few words on the white paper:

Persistence, kindness, fickleness

Kato Megumi was in a good mood when she looked at the first two months of lyrics, but her face fell instantly when she wrote the last word.

"Eh? Will I meet a scumbag in the future?" Kato Megumi complained

"Don't worry, it's normal for men to be unfaithful, but most people just think about it. It's OK as long as they don't really do it," Kitahara Xiao comforted

"In that case... is it the same for Kitahara-kun?" Kato Megumi asked a fatal question

"Ahem... Next, let me test its quality." Kitahara Xiao skipped the topic

"Pen Fairy, Pen Fairy, who will be my future wife?" Kitahara Akira chose to ride the dragon on the face, close to the face and use the big move

His tone was a little impatient. After all, it would be a waste if he didn't use the free great prophet.

Kato Megumi glanced at Kitahara Akira quietly, then immediately turned her eyes to the paper.

As the ballpoint pen moved, a name suddenly appeared on the paper - Kato Megumi.

"Uh" Kitahara Xiao was stunned for a moment when he saw the name, and then quickly reacted, "Ahem, but what I just said were just some theoretical speculations. In fact, there are not so many scumbags in reality. Pure love is popular now."

Before he finished speaking, the ballpoint pen put a comma after Kato Megumi's name and wrote another name - Yukinoshita Yukino

After writing the two names, the ballpoint pen trembled a few times, as if ready to watch Kitahara Akira's good show

Kitahara Xiao looked at the ballpoint pen with a painful expression. No, brother, you are deliberately going against me.

"Hey~" Kato Megumi looked at Kitahara Akira with lifeless eyes. "What did Kitahara-kun say just now?"

..............................

"One more missing." Kitahara Akira counted the student ID cards in his hand.

"It looks like it's right there." Kato Megumi looked towards the cafeteria in the distance. There was a constant "bang bang bang" sound coming from inside, which made people shudder.

"Yeah, I thought it could be avoided, but it seems I was too naive," said Kitahara Akira

It took him a long time to calm down the angry Kato Hui, and he searched the entire campus for student ID cards, even going through the woods. He was exhausted.

The two of them carefully sneaked into the cafeteria

There were many plates placed in a mess on the dining table in the cafeteria, with some unknown solids of different colors still left inside, as if a banquet had just been held.

The two searched the dining area briefly but did not find any student ID cards.

"Maybe in the kitchen?" Kato Hui guessed

"That should be it...it's just the kitchen..." Kitahara Akira looked at the kitchen making the "dong dong dong" sound and was hesitant to speak.

At this moment, the noise coming from the kitchen suddenly stopped.

The two looked at each other and immediately found an obstacle to hide themselves.

The next second, a tall man opened the kitchen door and walked out.

In his left hand he was dragging a huge black body bag, with a vague human figure inside, and in his right hand he was holding a huge bone-chopping knife that was still dripping with blood.

The white shirt on his upper body was soaked in blood and turned red. The leather apron around his lower body was so long that it almost dragged on the ground.

The man dragged the body bag out of the cafeteria without noticing that two people were staring at him.

Kitahara Akira and the other man took the opportunity to sneak into the kitchen

Kitahara Xiao walked to a position about three or four meters away from the door. He seemed to have discovered something and sniffed carefully.

"Kitahara-kun? What's wrong?"

"Kato, hold your breath and breathe through your mouth," Kitahara Akira instructed Kato Megumi behind him.

Kato Hui nodded and did as she was told. Although she didn't know why Kitahara Akira suddenly asked her to do this, she was sure it wouldn't harm her.

Seeing that Kato Hui was ready, Kitahara Akira pushed the door open and walked in.

As soon as they entered the kitchen, they were stunned by the scene in front of them.

Human limbs were hung on the iron hooks that were originally used to hang meat products. The dark walls were also covered with layers of blood stains, which felt sticky to the touch.

'Wow, the impact is really strong,' thought Kitahara Akira.

Perhaps because they were afraid of too strong an impact, the "limb" models used in the haunted house here are relatively rough, and are completely different from what I have seen before.

Kitahara Akira looked closely at an "arm" that was emitting a strong smell of blood. He dipped a little with his fingertips and put it in his mouth.

“It’s human blood”

ps: How about a modified Holy Grail War, for example, replacing all the Heroic Spirits and Masters with other anime characters or something like that (?????)?- - -?