When the hodgepodge world of anime meets the shadow king

In the afternoon, Chinese class

Kitahara Akatsuki wrestles with Zhou Gong in his dreams

Shizuka Hiratsuka frowned when she saw Kitahara Akira sleeping soundly.

"So, what does this sentence mean..." Shizuka Hiratsuka wrote on the blackboard

Suddenly, Hiratsuka Shizuka turned around and threw the chalk in her hand towards Kitahara Akatsuki.

"Swoosh~" a faint sound of breaking air came from the air

"Ok?"

Kitahara Akatsuki, who was sleeping, sensed a foreign object flying towards him and quickly opened his eyes.

"Shua!" Kitahara Xiao calmly used his right index and middle fingers to hold the hidden weapon.

Move your gaze upward

Kitahara Akira happened to meet the eyes of Hiratsuka Shizuka who was glaring at him.

'Not good'

"Heh" Hiratsuka Shizuka and Kitahara Akira stared at each other for a while and decided to take the initiative.

"Kitahara, can you translate what 'If you hear the truth in the morning, you can die in the evening' means?" Hiratsuka Shizuka pointed to the words on the blackboard

"Kato, don't remind him."

Hearing this, Kato Megumi, who was secretly moving her textbook towards Kitahara Akira, froze.

"Humph~" Kitahara Xiao snorted disdainfully

"If you find out the way to your home in the morning, you will die without regrets in the evening."

"It's hard, my fist is hard!" Hiratsuka Shizuka silently clenched her fist

"Go stand outside"

"Okay," Kitahara Xiao stood outside the classroom obediently.

………………

After school

"Kitahara, come with me to the office. And you, Hikigaya," Shizuka Hiratsuka called the two of them.

Kitahara Akira and Hikigaya Hachiman looked at each other and followed Hiratsuka Shizuka into the office.

"Huh..." Shizuka Hiratsuka sat down on the office chair, took out a cigarette, lit it, and smoked it.

"Teacher Hiratsuka, women who like to smoke will never get married," Kitahara Akira reminded

Hiratsuka Shizuka glared at Kitahara Akira

"Little devil, what do you care about?"

After taking a few puffs, Mr. Hiratsuka put out his cigarette and prepared to get down to business.

"Kitahara, school has already started for a month. Why do you sleep in class every day? Are you busy at night?" asked Shizuka Hiratsuka

"Ah... almost. I said I was going to save the world at night. Do you believe me?"

Kitahara Akira was helpless. For the past few months, he had been forced by Yeglit to train in his dreams every night. His body was fine, but he was mentally exhausted!

Kitahara Akio saw Hiratsuka Shizuka's expression of "are you kidding me?" and knew that she definitely didn't believe him.

"Ah..." Hiratsuka Shizuka sighed

To be honest, when she was asked by her former lifesaver to take care of Kitahara Akatsuki at the beginning of the school year, she was full of confidence. But she didn't know what went wrong and ended up like this.

"But if you continue like this, it will be a problem for you to go to school in the future," Hiratsuka Shizuka advised earnestly.

"I can't tell you that I had a problem finishing high school," Kitahara Akira thought to himself, but he changed his words.

"Well... my current savings are actually enough for me to live on for the rest of my life."

This is true. The property and tens of millions of yen left by the original parents in Tokyo were all inherited by Kitahara Akira. As long as you don't waste too much, you will have no problem living comfortably for the rest of your life.

"Then...what about getting married? No girl would like a guy who has no ambition, and you don't want to be single in your thirties or forties, do you?" Perhaps because she was too anxious, Shizuka Hiratsuka forgot that she was also single in her early thirties.

"Well, actually, I think if I pursue Kato-san, there is still hope. At worst, I can be a househusband..." Kitahara Akira said half-jokingly

盯…

After he finished speaking, Kitahara Xiao immediately felt two pairs of eyes cast on him.

Hiratsuka Shizuka had a look of disdain on her face, while Hikigaya Hachiman was looking at him... as if he were his own kind?

"Huh..." Hiratsuka Shizuka's chest rose and fell rapidly

After a while, Hiratsuka Kei changed his strategy and took out a piece of composition paper from the drawer and placed it in front of Hikigaya Hachiman.

"Hikigaya, can you recall what the topic of your last composition was?"

"Uh... looking back on my high school life?" Hikigaya Hachiman replied

"Then take a look at what you wrote? What do you mean by youth is a sin? You..." Hiratsuka Shizuka became more and more excited.

Hikigaya Hachiman looked at Hiratsuka Shizuka, who was obviously still angry about someone, and wisely chose to keep his mouth shut.

After a while, Hiratsuka Shizuya said she was tired.

"Really? Two problematic brats!" Shizuka Hiratsuka muttered, then stood up and walked in front of the two.

"Hmm?" Hikigaya Hachiman was a little confused about what Hiratsuka Shizuka wanted to do.

"Tie Baa!"

Suddenly, Hiratsuka Shizuka threw a hook punch at Kitahara Akira's abdomen.

"Bang!" Kitahara Akira blocked the attack with his right hand and wrapped Hiratsuka Shizuka's fist.

"Hiratsuka-sensei, corporal punishment is not good," he said, loosening his grip.

"Hmph, you little brat, you react pretty quickly." Hiratsuka Shizuka walked between the two of them and walked in front.

"follow me"

Kitahara Akira followed, and Hikigaya Hachiman swallowed his saliva and followed closely behind.

………………

Kitahara Akira and the others followed Hiratsuka Shizuka to a club activity room. The sign at the door read "Service Club".

"Service Club? What a terrible name..." Hikigaya Hachiman complained

"Shua" Hiratsuka Shizuka opened the door of the service department

There are many empty seats stacked together in the corners to make room for an open space in the center.

A beautiful girl with long black hair was sitting in the open space in the middle of the classroom. An unknown book was lying on her thighs.

Seeing the door open, the girl closed the book she was reading and looked over.

"Mr. Hiratsuka, I remember I told you to knock before entering."

"Ah~ Don't worry about these details. Yukinoshita, look, I brought two members for you."

Shizuka Hiratsuka called Hachiman Hikigaya and Akira Kitahara to come in.

"As expected of Yukinoshita Yukino~ She's really great. It's just a pity that some parts are so disappointing." Kitahara Akira looked at Yukinoshita Yukino

"Excuse me, this Hikigaya-san is fine, but my personal safety cannot be guaranteed if I stay in the same room with this pervert," Yukinoshita Yukino said vigilantly with her arms folded across her chest.

"Just consider this as my request," Shizuka Hiratsuka told them about their situation.

"How about helping me change Hikigaya's gloomy personality, and making Kitahara's attitude less... casual?"

"Since it's Mr. Hiratsuka's request, I'll take it," Yukinoshita Yukino said seriously.

"Hey... I don't think I ever agreed to join this Service Club," Hikigaya Hachiman, who had been silent the whole time, suddenly interrupted

"Hmm?! You really don't want to join?" Hiratsuka Shizuka's hand on Hikigaya Hachiman's shoulder gradually became stronger, with a 'smile' on her face.

"No...please let me join" Hikigaya Hachiman immediately changed his words

...............

Shizuka Hiratsuka left the Service Club, and before leaving she specifically asked them to get along well

Kitahara Xiao took out a chair from the pile of chairs in the corner and sat down.

For a moment, the atmosphere in the room was a little awkward.

"Well... by the way..." Kitahara Xiao was about to speak to ease the atmosphere

“Although I know it’s normal for an average high school boy to have some desires in his mind when he is in the same confined space with a beautiful girl like me.

But please control yourself, pervert, or I might call the police for my personal safety."

Yukinoshita Yukino holds the phone to her ear

"My name is Kitahara Xiao, I'm not a pervert, can you please stop yelling?" Kitahara Xiao was a little helpless.

"The look in the pervert's eyes when he came in just now was not convincing," said Yukinoshita Yukino calmly.

"I was just looking at others normally, okay? Although you are a beautiful girl, unfortunately, like Venus, you are an imperfect beauty." Kitahara Akatsuki looked at a very regrettable part of Yukinoshita Yukino.

"By the way, I'm not obsessed with small breasts"

"Oh, you only judge a person's beauty or ugliness from the perspective of the most primitive desires, just like an underdeveloped ape." Yukinoshita Yukino crossed her arms again, with a look of disdain on her face.

"Well, what exactly does the Service Club do? Is it literal?" Hikigaya Hachiman asked, leaning on the table.

"Hikigaya-kun, please put away your dark thoughts." Yukinoshita Yukino looked at Hikigaya Hachiman

"Rich people give to the poor with kindness and lend a hand to those in need. This is the purpose of our service department's activities."

"Well... to put it simply, it's a Yorozuya."

"No, we only provide necessary help. The most important thing is to rely on the client himself. It is better to teach a man to fish than to give him a fish."