School belle, be more reserved, I can’t pretend anymore.

Chen Xiaoyi held the tissue in her hand and glanced at the small bag He Tiantian put on the table. She immediately realized that she was thinking wrongly and her little face couldn't help but feel slightly hot.

"Brother, I'm going to give Tiantian a tissue right now!"

Chen Xiaoyi lowered her head and said something, then ran away with long legs.

However, just as she walked past the crazy baboon with her long legs, she suddenly felt wind blowing under her skirt, and instinctively took half a step to the side.

However, she was still slower.

Before Chen Xiaoyi could stand upright, the crazy baboon took out a black dagger and stood in front of her.

"It's all because of you!"

"Now our Brother Gang owes a huge sum of 20 billion, and our Singles Gang has not yet risen, and it will be disbanded!"

The mad baboon's eyes were shining with tears. His ideals had collapsed and he was about to lose his mind.

"that!"

Chen Xiaoyi's expression froze, and he turned around and ran in the direction of Qin Changshou.

But at this moment, a cold light flashed in the crazy baboon's eyes, and he said coldly: "Don't move, it's all because of you women, you all deserve to die!"

"Damn beautiful women, my dagger is coated with poison. If I touch you, you will die!"

After saying that, the crazy baboon raised the poisonous dagger.

However, the crazy baboon did not stab the girl next to him with the dagger, but put the dagger to his mouth with a sinister smile.

"Suck it!"

Even Qin Changshou didn't have time to stop him. The crazy baboon stuck out his tongue and licked the poisonous dagger.

"this!"

Chen Xiaoyi was stunned again, and Qin Changshou also narrowed his eyes.

He originally thought that the crazy baboon was going to stab Chen Xiaoyi with a dagger, so he just focused on the big girl Chen Xiaoyi.

As long as the crazy baboon takes action, Qin Changshou will immediately save Chen Xiaoyi and will not let her suffer any harm.

And as long as the other party commits an aggressive act, the surveillance camera will record it. Even if the guy is killed by then, he will not need to bear any legal responsibility.

However, no one expected that the crazy baboon would stick out his tongue and lick the poisonous dagger.

Now, the situation became a little strange.

The crazy baboon also realized that he had just licked the poisonous dagger, and quickly took a sip on the ground.

Looking at the green spit, the crazy baboon was horrified, and he "poofed" at the ground again and again.

As a result, his condition did not improve, and the green saliva that had been transformed from poisoning actually contained blood.

This means that the toxins on the poisonous dagger have now begun to destroy his cell tissues and will soon spread throughout his body.

At this time, a boy with dyed red hair immediately ran over, supported the crazy baboon with his hands, and said in a panic: "Brother Baboon, are you okay? Do you want a sip of iced black tea?"

"What the hell is iced tea? I'm fine!"

The crazy baboon's expression froze, and he shook off the little brother who came to help him, and forced himself to stand on the spot.

"Brother Baboon, you just licked a highly poisonous dagger. You said before that the poison on your dagger was taken from a poisonous frog in the primeval forest. If you touch it, you will die. You may not survive more than two and a half minutes. Got it!"

With tears in his eyes, the red-haired boy explained vigorously, while holding iced black tea in his hand.

This iced black tea was rewarded to him by the Crazy Baboon yesterday. The two of them have a relatively good relationship. They often go to collect debts together and promote the concept of bachelors together.

It can be said that most of the nearly ten people in the Bachelor's Gang were tricked by the two of them.

Now, the crazy baboon is poisoned and may die at any time. The red hair is really reluctant to let go of this good friend.

However, he firmly believes that the iced black tea in his hand can help the crazy baboon detoxify.

Because he clearly remembered that when the brothers gathered at the barbecue stall to drink beer and eat skewers, the crazy baboon introduced the poisonous dagger to the brothers with the help of alcohol.

Although the poisonous dagger is powerful, the poison on the dagger is not incurable. I heard that the poisonous tree frogs in the primeval forest like to raise their young near black tea trees.

Therefore, the crazy baboon said that once a brother accidentally touches the poisonous dagger, he can use iced black tea to detoxify.

Because of this, the brothers in the Singles Gang all fell in love with iced black tea. Whether they were surfing the Internet or going to collect debts, they were accustomed to bringing a bottle of iced black tea with them.

It's just that these days, it's hard to make money for debt collection and mortgages, and some people can't afford iced tea.

However, the brothers all thought that the poisonous dagger was too scary and carrying it with them might accidentally injure teammates, so Hongmao still brought the iced black tea with him.

Of course, he didn't expect that his bottle of iced black tea would come in handy so quickly. Fortunately, he didn't share it with other brothers just now...

After hearing what his younger brother said, the crazy baboon's expression froze again. He really didn't expect that his brothers would believe him after he casually boasted a few awesome words!

In this case, he can no longer drink iced black tea, because this thing cannot detoxify at all, and it is just what he said nonsense.

"Brother Baboon, drink it quickly, we are running out of time!" The younger brother mentioned the bottle of iced black tea again, with a very anxious expression on his face.

"Hmph, I didn't even learn to walk. I first learned to practice kung fu, and I'm already a master in Qi training. Do you think that all the kung fu I've gained over the past ten years was in vain?"

The crazy baboon resisted the numbness and trembling of his limbs, and even twitched the corners of his mouth several times, almost spitting out white foam.

"ah!"

"Brother Baboon is mighty, you are actually a master of Qi training, you are fine now!"

Hongmao's face lit up and he immediately put away the iced black tea.

Seeing the action of Hongmao collecting the iced black tea, the crazy baboon twitched the corner of his mouth again and said: "It's just a small poison on the dagger. For ordinary people, it is indeed fatal if it touches it, but I am a cultivator and it is not enough." fear!"

"That's great!"

Hearing this, the red-haired man loosened his hand that was going to help the crazy baboon.

"you!"

The crazy baboon suddenly felt like crying, staggered, and collapsed directly on the ground.

"Brother Baboon, what's wrong with you? You'd better have a bite!"

Seeing that the crazy baboon's expression was getting more and more ugly, Red Hair took out the ice tea again and put it to his mouth.

"It's not necessary. After all, I am also a master of Qi training. Ordinary people can survive two and a half minutes, but I can survive at least five minutes. Call an ambulance quickly. Don't waste the iced tea!"

After the crazy baboon insisted, he immediately spurted out a bunch of white foam mixed with blood from his mouth, and then lay on the ground and passed out.

"Ah, Brother Baboon!"

Upon seeing this, Hongmao immediately poured iced black tea into the crazy baboon's mouth and asked other brothers to help call an ambulance.

But at this moment, Qin Changshou stepped over.

Naturally, he didn't want to make things worse, so he stretched out his hand and tapped the crazy baboon casually a few times, and said: "You don't need to call an ambulance. There is something wrong with the poison on this dagger. His life is not in danger. He can be rescued for a few days at most." My stomach will be fine!”

"Thank you, Taoist Priest!" Hong Mao cried with joy and quickly kowtowed to Qin Changshou.

"Okay, the farce ends here!"

"Also, Xiaoyi, what are you doing standing still? Go and give Tiantian some paper!" Qin Changshou's mouth twitched.