After the divorce, I became a god that my ex-wife couldn’t reach.
Chapter 782 I Don’t Want to Be Suffocated
Wang Xiaolin finally came to his senses and quickly asked Wang Yan to wait in the yard.
He put on a mask, took out the silver needle, and after taking a few deep breaths, he came to the yard and took Wang Yan's pulse.
However, Wang Yan still burped and farted regularly. Although Wang Xiaolin wore a mask, it couldn't block it at all.
If Wang Yan wasn't his grandson, he would have kicked him out long ago.
He took Wang Yan's pulse for several minutes, but still couldn't determine what was wrong with him.
"Grandpa, what happened to me?"
Wang Yan asked anxiously.
If you keep farting like this, not only will you suffocate others, you'll probably be suffocated too.
That really fits the word: burp.
Wang Xiaolin also looked distressed and said helplessly: "What unclean food did you eat at Gan's house?"
"No, the meal hasn't started yet. I didn't eat anything. I just drank a few sips of water..."
Wang Yan shook his head.
Wang Xiaolin's brows furrowed even more tightly.
"Grandpa, I won't die, right?"
Wang Yan said in panic when he saw his grandfather stopped talking.
Wang Xiaolin said angrily, "What are you talking about? I've been a doctor all my life, and I've never seen anyone die from farting."
After thinking for a while, he said, "You must have a stomach problem. Don't be afraid. I'll give you a few injections to clear the stomach and intestines. Then I'll prescribe you a stomach-nourishing and intestine-smoothing soup. You'll be fine after drinking it."
He spoke with great confidence.
Based on his own experience, Wang Yan would definitely be fine.
Wang Yan breathed a sigh of relief, quickly undressed, and lay down on the stone table in the yard.
Wang Xiaolin took out a few silver needles and stabbed them into Wang Yan's abdomen, then said, "I'll have someone make some medicine for you."
Then he turned and went back into the house to get the prescription.
With the silver needles inserted into his body, Wang Yan still burped and farted rhythmically. He looked as if he had lost all hope in life, staring at the blue sky with empty eyes.
But he believed in his grandfather, so this shouldn't be a big deal.
After all, the Wang family is a family of imperial physicians, and Wang Xiaolin's medical skills are still very famous in Qingjiang.
Just then, Ye Yafan came with Ye Fengliu to change the medicine. Seeing Wang Yan lying on the stone table, he walked over curiously.
"Master Wang, what's wrong with you? Are you sick?"
When Wang Yan saw the two of them, he was immediately embarrassed and said quickly: "You two go away..."
Ye Fengliu and Ye Yafan were stunned for a moment, then their expressions changed and looked a little ugly.
"What do you mean? You don't welcome us?"
Ye Yafan's tone was cold and he seemed a little angry.
They came to give money to the Wang family. Wang Yan, who had always been respectful to them, actually asked them to stay away. Was he sick and confused?
"That's not what I meant... burp... puff..."
Before Wang Yan could finish his sentence, the duet started again.
Ye Yafan and Ye Fengliu were startled and looked at Wang Yan with suspicion as he looked embarrassed. Before they understood what was going on, they suddenly smelled a foul odor!
The two suddenly felt dizzy, suffocated, and almost passed out.
After finally recovering from his shock, Ye Fengliu said in astonishment, "Oh my god, Wang Yan, did you eat shit?"
Wang Yan had a strange look on his face and said helplessly: "My grandfather said that I have some problems with my stomach and intestines, and he is treating me..."
Ye Yafan frowned, kept backing away, and said to Ye Fengliu: "Xiao Liu, don't stay here, go change the medicine and leave..."
She firmly believed that such a powerful person would not be able to withstand three shots and would die.
Ye Fengliu changed the medicine, and the brother and sister left quickly, not wanting to stay even a minute longer.
After the injection, Wang Yan did not get any better. He still burped and farted regularly. As a result, he could not eat anything except water.
He took the medicine in the hope of feeling better, but it turned out to have no effect at all.
After enduring this all night, Wang Yan was exhausted, but still did not feel any better.
Wang Xiaolin had no choice but to endure the extreme discomfort in his heart and said: "Xiao Yan, how about... you go to Huichun Hall to have a look. Isn't it said that old man Xie's medical skills are very good? Maybe he has a solution."
He really couldn't figure out what Wang Yan's situation was, so he couldn't guess blindly. He could only let Wang Yan go to Xie Ping to try.
Although reputation is important, I can't just watch Wang Yan get killed by a fart.
Wang Yan was queuing, but no matter who was in front of him or behind him, they were all driven away by his stink and didn't dare to come near him.
These patients looked depressed and disgusted and were unwilling to get close to him.
An old man came up to Xie Xiyue, who had a strange look on her face, and said distressedly, "Miss Xie, we can't let this kid wait in line anymore. If we don't even see Dr. Xie later, we'll be suffocated to death by his farts..."
Several other people nodded, indicating that they might also be suffocated to death.
Xie Xiyue looked at Wang Yan and said, "You... go wait over there, don't queue up here..."
As she spoke, she pointed ten meters to the other side.
Wang Yan immediately refused and said, "Didn't you ask me to queue? Now I'm in the queue, why do you want me to go over there? I won't go."
Xie Xiyue said: "If you want to see a doctor, go and wait over there. It will be your turn after everyone else has seen the doctor. If you don't go over there, even if you get in, my grandfather won't see you!"
Wang Yan was so angry that he farted again on the spot. He had no choice but to go to the place designated by Xie Xiyue and stand there in dejected manner amidst all the disgusted looks.
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