Excellent little farmer

Feng Xiaoshan glanced at him gratefully and said in a low voice: "Thank you, County Magistrate Ye."

After drinking a glass of wine, she did not sit down. She touched the bottle again, poured the wine, turned around with the glass in hand, and said softly: "Brother Ye, thank you for your kindness to me during this time." You guided me carefully. When I encountered difficulties at work, you always gave me the greatest help. You will leave tomorrow, and I feel very uncomfortable. Here, I would like to offer you a glass of wine and wish you good luck in your career. , the future is bright.”

Zhong Yetang stood up with the cup in hand and glanced at Liu Huaxuan who was watching coldly. He felt a little uncomfortable and said with a smile: "Xiaoshan, Huaxuan, let the three of us have a drink. Thank you both for helping me and for us." Cheers to friendship!”

Liu Huaxuan sighed, suppressed the anger in his heart, and stood up with a cup in hand: "Brother Zhong, Xiaoshan and I wish you a smooth journey and an early promotion."

The three of them drank, and Pang Jun also clinked a glass with me. We all ate a few bites of food quietly and talked softly.

After a while, seeing that the scene was a little deserted, Pang Jun knocked on the table with his chopsticks in order to liven up the atmosphere. When everyone calmed down, he told a dirty joke, saying that it was a real thing that happened in Lingtai County, and a married man got it. The husband and wife were suffering from sexual intercourse and were extremely distressed. They searched everywhere for medical treatment, but the results were not satisfactory. Once, my husband went to the provincial capital for business and accidentally met an eminent monk from Guhua Temple. The monk taught him a set of mantras, and the results were very good. Every time before going to bed, he only had to go to the bathroom and recite the mantras several times, and he would be able to make great progress all the way.

While his wife was overjoyed, she was a little curious. She once quietly followed him, only to see her husband standing naked in front of the mirror. She kept muttering to herself: "She is not my wife, she is not my wife……"

Everyone laughed heartily after hearing this. When others were not paying attention, Bai Xueling quietly pulled Zhong Yetang's sleeves, put her mouth to his ear, and whispered: "My wife is everyone else's good thing, you can try it tonight too." Use this spell, I promise not to peek."

Zhong Yetang's face turned red. Just when he was about to speak, a wave of wine surged in his chest and almost spurted out of his throat. He quickly raised his hand to cover his mouth, turned around and left his seat, staggered to the bathroom, and threw up in the toilet. A long while.

At this time, Bai Xueling opened the door and walked in. She wiped his back with a wet towel and complained in a low voice: "Yetang, are you okay? If you can't drink, don't show off. Why did you do this to yourself? You idiot is too honest. , except for the leader's toast, why should others care about it? They are small roles after all and can't help you at all. At the wine table, you only need to make County Magistrate Ye happy, and the others can simply deal with it. ."

Zhong Yetang smiled, picked his throat with his fingers, and said vaguely: "Xue Ling, I know what's going on. You go back first. I'll just stay here for a while."

Bai Xueling knocked him on the back, then handed him the water glass and asked him to rinse his mouth. Seeing that Zhong Yetang's face was still not good, she sighed and said softly: "You'd better rest here for a while, I'll go back to keep you company." .”

Zhong Yetang nodded and said in a low voice: "Be sure to accompany the guests well. I will go back later."

Bai Xueling looked in the mirror, smoothed the hair on her chest, smiled and responded, then turned around and pushed open the door, quietly returned to the living room. After sitting down, she saw Liu Huaxuan put down the cup in his hand and said with a smile: "County Magistrate Ye, let's drink slowly first. Wait for Brother Zhong. Secretary Pang's joke just now was good. I heard a joke a few days ago and it was very funny. I will tell it to everyone."

Everyone smiled and nodded. Liu Huaxuan gave it a try, swept his eyes around the table, straightened his chest, and then said slowly: "One day at noon, a thief broke into a private house and stole something. , he found that the hostess who was taking a nap was handsome, so he became malicious and quietly touched the bedside with the intention of raping her. However, he woke up the hostess and she resisted to the death. During the stalemate between the two, the husband happened to go to the ground. When I came back, I saw my wife being held down by a thief. In anger, I picked up a shovel and slapped the thief on the back. At this time, I heard my wife crying and cursing: 'Damn it, you came back at the wrong time. I resisted for a long time, but you slapped me in with a shovel.'

As soon as he finished speaking, everyone present burst out laughing. Bai Xueling had just picked up a mouthful of vegetables. Before she put it in her mouth, she found it interesting and couldn't help laughing. She chuckled and the mushrooms fell into the plate in front of her. , but she didn't notice it at all, still shrugging her shoulders and snickering.

I glanced sideways and saw her holding the chopsticks to her lips. On her charming face, two red clouds quietly floated. The red color was really attractive, and her eyes fell on her smooth and fat neck. , my heart felt hot for no reason, and my mouth felt dry, so I picked up the wine glass in front of me, frowned and drank it down in one gulp. I actually felt a bit drunk. I put down the glass with a smile, hugged my shoulders and joked: "Sister-in-law, Where did Ye Tang go? Did he go to recite incantations or shovel the ground?"

After everyone heard this, they burst into laughter again. Pang Jun held his belly and laughed for a long time, then joked beside him: "He must have gone outside to shovel the ground. County Magistrate Ye, hurry up and let us help you out."

There was another burst of laughter around the table, and Liu Huaxuan also interjected: "County Magistrate Ye needs to work harder. It's best to do this kind of thing by yourself. Brother Zhong doesn't have a shovel to help, so he can only shoot with his hands. The effect will be seven or eight." Share the discount.”

I smiled and didn't say anything. I just stared at the wine glass in front of me. My brows trembled slightly. There were many more vivid images in my mind. I thought to myself, if I could really get this lively beauty, even if I got a shovel, Worth it.

Seeing that everyone was talking about County Magistrate Ye, Bai Xueling couldn't refute, so she had to smile sweetly and follow the topic and said: "How dare Ye Tang dare to photograph County Magistrate Ye? The most he can do is photograph me."

After finishing speaking, the audience started laughing even harder, feeling their faces burning so much that they hurriedly stuck out their tongues, covered their radiant pretty faces with their hands, and started laughing shyly until they were all in disarray. After trembling for a long time, she removed her hands, touched her hot cheeks, stood up, put a few dishes on my plate, and poured the wine for me, a little embarrassed. : "County Magistrate Ye, you know that Ye Tang has a limited capacity for alcohol. He drank too much just now and is sobering up in the bathroom!"

While he was talking, Zhong Yetang walked out of the bathroom, sat down drunkenly on his seat, raised his hand and patted Bai Xueling on the back, and said with a smile: "Honey, what are you talking about that makes you happy? You are just in the bathroom." I heard you laughing so hard.”

As soon as he finished speaking, the people at the table started laughing wildly again. Liu Huaxuan had already laughed until his lower abdomen hurt. He held up his chair and said, "Brother Zhong, you are really good at taking pictures!"

Zhong Yetang was a little confused. He raised his hand and scratched his head, and said in confusion: "What's wrong?"

Bai Xueling bit her lip and endured it for a long time, but she turned around and laughed out loud. After a while, she sighed quietly, pretended to be angry and punched him on the back, and gave him a resentful look. She said coquettishly: "Damn it, you came back at such a bad time. I spent a long time explaining in vain, but you slapped me in the face!"

After she finished speaking, she could no longer hold back her laughter. She took the lead and laughed. Amidst the laughter of everyone, Zhong Yetang was even more confused. In addition, after drinking too much wine, his brain's reaction was not as slow as usual. He said blankly: "What did you shoot in?"

Bai Xueling looked shy and pursed her lips: "You nerd is really hopeless. If you want to know, ask County Magistrate Ye yourself and he will tell you."

Pang Jun watched with interest and deliberately teased: "Yetang, if County Magistrate Ye comes to your house to steal something, will you hit him with a shovel?"

Zhong Yetang said with a smile: "Secretary Pang, don't be joking. That kind of situation will never happen. Just tell County Magistrate Ye what you like, and I will naturally give it to you. No matter how you steal it."

Bai Xueling's Phew! ’ He laughed, glanced at him, hugged his arm, shook it, and said in a low voice: “You idiot, you are so generous. You didn’t even ask what you stole, and you just agreed. Then I couldn’t bear to part with it.”

Zhong Yetang said with a smile: "If you are reluctant to part with it, just take it if County Magistrate Ye likes it."

Pang Jun held the cup and said, "County Magistrate Ye, you are such a good secretary, so considerate and considerate. It's really enviable."

The crowd burst into laughter again. Bai Xueling quickly picked up a piece of wild boar meat and put it in Zhong Yetang's mouth. She smiled coquettishly and said, "Okay, my silly husband, hurry up and eat."

I didn't want to make things too much, so I smiled, lit a cigarette, and quickly waved my hands and said, "Forget it, let's put the thief's joke aside for now. Let's talk about something else and stop making fun of them."

Bai Xueling put away her smile, sighed softly, put down her chopsticks, and said with a frown: "County Magistrate Ye, when it comes to thieves, it's really annoying. I accidentally lost my wedding ring a few days ago. I lost it, and I was so sad that I couldn't sleep well for several days. That ring has a special meaning to me and to Yetang. It was three months' salary that the two of us had saved through frugality. I just bought it, and I thought about it, I never picked it off in those days, it was probably stolen by a thief."