Excellent little farmer

After hearing this, I was very interested, raised my head, drank the wine in the glass, refilled the glass, and continued to ask: "What's next?"

Qin Yanan squinted at me, pursed her lips and said: "At that time, he also drank a glass of wine and walked out in slippers. Vixen and I followed behind, and a large group of people went to the east end of the township in a lively manner. I saw an old farmer in his forties sitting on top of an adobe house. He was very strong, with a hoe beside him and a pesticide bottle in his hand. He was yelling and saying all kinds of nasty things!"

I chuckled, took out a cigarette, put it in my mouth, and said with a smile: "Earlier, the countryside was like that."

Qin Yanan smiled and nodded, her clear eyes fell on my cigarette case, she frowned slightly and said: "Why are you still smoking Furong King? A few days ago, it was still Zhonghua and Yuxi cigarettes. Is money tight these days? ?”

I waved my hand, put down the lighter, and said with a smile: "The wind has been tight recently, so I have to keep a low profile. I have a few sticks of Chinese cigarettes at home, but I don't dare to touch them. I've been smoking Furong Wang for a while. I think they taste pretty good. Quite authentic.”

Qin Yanan chuckled so hard that her flowers trembled and her breasts heaved. She glanced at me and said in a charming manner: "Look at how nervous you are. What are you afraid of when you smoke? It's not against the law. Why should you be so careful? ?”

I nodded and said cautiously: "As for the boat that travels with caution, it has been very popular recently. The guys in the inspection office are like bandits, patrolling every office and taking pictures of everyone they see. Everyone is very worried recently. , I don’t even dare to go out to socialize at night.”

Qin Yanan smiled sweetly, pursed her lips and said: "It doesn't matter if it's a little stricter, it should be treated, so that you don't eat and drink and ruin the image of the official."

"Haha! That's the truth!"

I smiled, took a sip of wine, and said with a smile, "Continue, how did County Magistrate Shang handle this incident?"

Qin Yanan stretched out her jade hand, played with the wine glass, her eyes flashed with excitement, and murmured: "The old farmer was scolding vigorously there. When he found Ting Song coming, his voice became much quieter. He was originally sitting there. The man on the roof also stood up later, threw the pesticide bottle aside, held a hoe in both hands, and shouted loudly, Tingsong, you are here just in time, please tell me the truth, these guys want to pick off my pigs lock up!"

I heard it was interesting, took a sip of wine, smiled and asked, "What did County Magistrate Shang say?"

Qin Yanan's eyes were narrowed, her smile was as bright as a flower, and she said vividly: "Tingsong turned around and scolded all the cadres around him, so that no one dared to speak. He scolded these people below, and the old farmer on the roof He just laughed and felt proud."

I frowned slightly, a little confused, and asked curiously: "What's next?"

Qin Yanan sighed and said quietly: "Next, Tingsong turned around and asked the old farmer, Old Yang, your pigsty has been built, are there any land use procedures?"

I smiled, shook my head repeatedly and said, "Probably not. How can people in the countryside be so particular?"

Qin Yanan nodded and said with a chuckle: "The old farmer became angry when he heard this. He argued with a hoe and said, Mayor Shang, please stop talking nonsense. Our ancestors have lived here for generations, and every household raises pigs. What can I do? What are the procedures? This is a pigsty, not a breeding farm, so what?"

I smiled slightly and said nothing. My previous jobs were all in county agencies. I was not familiar with rural work and rarely went to the countryside. I really didn’t know much about this aspect, so I raised my eyebrows and said no. He asked calmly: "What did County Magistrate Shang say?"

Qin Yanan smiled, took a bite of food, and said in a low voice: "Tingsong said, that's not okay. Although this is not a pig farm, strictly speaking, it is the same as a pig farm, and it applies to the same According to the regulations, pig pens are small-scale pig raising, which is also a sideline business and belongs to the breeding category. According to the "Land Management Law", if you build a pig pen on your own farmland, you will need to go through the land use approval procedures with the land department!"

I smiled and said softly: "Yes, it is better to convince people with force than with reason!"

Qin Yanan picked up the cup, took a sip of the wine, with a blush on her face, and said calmly: "When the old farmer heard this, he quit immediately and shouted, no, absolutely not, I can't read, no matter what the law is. , There are so many pigs raised in the whole township, and I haven’t heard of anyone applying for a certificate!”

I took a sip of wine, put down the cup, and said with a frown: "Indeed, almost every household in the countryside used to raise pigs and chickens. There were very few people who went through the formalities, and there was no such concept. Moreover, even if they had to go through it, they had to do it all." The township and capital must be unified, otherwise it will be difficult for him to have a psychological balance."

Qin Yanan smiled, a strange look flashed through her watery eyes, and she said proudly: "Of course Tingsong understands, but he walked over there, took a few steps, compared it, and then shouted, Lao Yang, tell me yourself, is this pigsty occupying the road?"

After hearing this, I suddenly realized and said with a smile: "Now that we have occupied the road, it is time to tear it down and rebuild it. There is nothing to say about that!"

Qin Yanan shook her head and chuckled: "Everyone said that, but Lao Yang was stubborn and refused to live or die. He threw the hoe out again, picked up the pesticide bottle and threatened whoever dared to rob his house. In the pigsty, he drank medicine and committed suicide, and died for everyone to see. The fellow villagers in this village could not see each other without looking up. Everyone was thinking about their friendship, and no one could force him, so he just froze there, everyone wanted to look at Tingsong. joke."

I sighed and said with some helplessness: "There is nothing I can do when I meet such a person. I can't explain why."

Qin Yanan hummed and said with a smile: "Tingsong thought the same way at the time. He was so angry that he pointed at Lao Yang and started scolding him. Then he shouted loudly, "Lao Yang, don't you want to drink medicine?" , OK, I will ask for two cremation quotas from the above. If you have the ability, drink it. I, the deputy mayor, quit my job and I will grant it to you. Drink it quickly, drink it now!"

After hearing this, I frowned, shook my head slightly and said, "No, this won't work. It's too simple and crude. What if someone is killed?"

Qin Yanan took a sip of wine, with a blush on her face, and said with a chuckle: "The people next to me also said that, and many people even advised him, saying Lao Shang, don't forget it, that kind of person It’s not worth fighting against him. If someone really drinks, you’ll have to go to jail, so why bother!”

I smiled and said softly: "Then what did County Magistrate Shang do?"

Qin Yanan bit her lip and giggled. After a while, she asked, "Guess what he did?"

I was confused and shook my head repeatedly: "I can't guess!"

Qin Yanan covered her lips with her hands and said with a smile: "He found the hoe, set up the ladder and climbed up. As he climbed, he shouted, Damn Yang Laosan, hurry up and give me the medicine. If you don’t drink it, I’ll go up and beat you to death. Don’t you want to die? I’ll make it happen for you!”

After hearing this, I laughed out loud, shook my head repeatedly and said, "How is that possible? County Magistrate Shang is not of that character, he is too reckless!"

Qin Yanan glanced at me and frowned: "Come on, how long have you known him? How do you know his true character? What's more, that was all seven or eight years ago. Tingsong was young at that time. He is so angry, but his temper is much more restrained now!"

I picked up the cup, drank a glass of wine, and said with a smile: "Then how did Yang Laosan cope?"

Qin Yanan smiled slightly and said softly: "How else can I deal with it? I was chased by Ting Song and ran around in circles. I got hit several times. I begged for mercy at that time and said to Ting Song, brother Ting Song, please stop chasing me. I'll peel it off, you don't have to do it, why don't I peel it off myself?"

I laughed out loud, shook my head and said, "I never expected that County Magistrate Shang would be so reckless back then. I can't even believe it when I say it."

Qin Yanan sighed, caressed her cheek, and said quietly: "There is no way, he is also forced. If he wants to do something famous in the countryside, he has to be simple, rough and violent, and he must be a bad person, otherwise, he will not even be a Yang." If the third child can’t subdue you, who can subdue you in the future?”

I sighed and said with a smile: "There is no way, this is the national situation. If you want to move towards a legal society and make progress, it will take time. How should I put it? In special times, it is better to be tougher, otherwise, you will be self-destructive." Nothing can be accomplished with martial arts!”

In this way, the two of us were drinking and chatting. Unknowingly, both of us were a little drunk, especially Qin Yanan, whose cheeks were as red as fire, her face was full of peach blossoms, and her beautiful eyes were as clear as water waves, with rippling emotions inside. A different kind of look that makes people excited.

However, even though I drank too much, I didn't dare to make a mistake. I still remember the first time we met, because Qin Yanan was making troubles, so I used some means to tie her up with a rope and threw her on the bed. As a result, the woman took it as a handle and held it in her hands. She would bring it up from time to time and beat it, which made her very sad.

"Stop drinking. You're going out, so don't get drunk." Seeing her drunken look, I grabbed the cup and reminded her kindly.

"Yes!"

Qin Yanan sighed, reached out to touch my cigarette case, took out a cigarette from it, frowned and said: "Since I got this little guy, I haven't gone shopping for a long time. I'm bored at home every day. It doesn’t make any sense, I’m almost bored.”

I smiled slightly, took out the lighter, handed it over, and said with a smile, "That's your fault. It would be great to find a nanny!"