Excellent little farmer

When coming out of Xiaoxiang Guild Hall, Mu Tingting went back early because she had classes in the afternoon. Mu Wanlan pulled me into her car and insisted on taking me home. I didn't want to mess around outside, so I got in.

On the way, I looked at Mu Wanlan, who was focused on driving, and asked her, "Sister Lan, didn't you say you were never married? How could you have such a big daughter?"

Unexpectedly, this sentence seemed to touch on Mu Wanlan's sadness. Her face darkened, she sighed sadly, remained silent for a long time, smiled sadly, waved her hand and said: "Xiaoquan, it's all in the past, don't ask. Is it okay?"

Seeing her sad expression, I knew I had touched her sore spot, so I quickly changed the subject and said with a smile: "Sister Lan, let me tell you a joke."

Mu Wanlan sighed quietly. She knew I was trying to lighten the mood, so she chuckled and said softly: "Okay, you say it."

I lit a cigarette, smacked my lips, and said, "Well! There used to be a couple who had a conflict one day and were about to break up.

The woman said, "Give me back all the things I gave you." The man was very angry and said yes! Then you return my things to me. Last time you were sick, I gave you a blood transfusion, so you have to return it to me too.

When the woman heard this, she didn't say anything. She just felt into her pants, took out a sanitary napkin and threw it to the man, saying that this is the down payment, and I will pay it back to you in installments every month from now on. "

After hearing this, Mu Wanlan immediately blushed, pinched my arm, bit her lip and said, "Xiaoquan, isn't this joke too obscene? Why are you so perverted? All the jokes you tell are so explicit. .”

After all, the giggles that came from the car from time to time along the way told me that Mu Wanlan was very happy with me.

Humor and wit are innate. When I was in school, I dated so many girls, not only because they were handsome. When interacting with girls, I almost relied on their sharp tongue. I didn’t expect that this trick would be used on young women. It turns out that It also works quite well.

……

After all, I was young, and my body recovered quickly. After a few days of rest, I returned to work in high spirits.

On the afternoon of the weekend, Fang Zhengyuan and Song Jiaqi and I made an appointment to visit Aunt Wenying, and by the way we went hunting hares in the mountains.

Unexpectedly, when I arrived at Aunt Wenying’s house, I didn’t even have time to change my shoes...

"Xiaoquan, Zhibing and Jianwei are here to play with you." Song Jiaqi's clear voice called out the window.

I said "Oh!" and turned around and opened the door. Wu Zhibing was talking to Fang Zhengyuan outside the door, and there were two young people standing beside him.

I didn't interrupt Wu Zhibing who was talking, and patted one of the tall and thin young men affectionately on the shoulder, hugged each other, and said with a smile, "Jianwei, I haven't seen you for a long time. Why don't you come to see me? And Wang Changquan, your glasses are still there." Didn’t you take it off?”

Han Jianwei and Wang Chang were both my good friends in junior high school. Wu Zhibing and I were not that close. We were just classmates. Now that we are working, we became much closer when we met.

"Come on, Qingquan, we thought that after you became a cadre of the government, you only looked at the sky. We heard from Zhibing and found out that you have returned to Qingyang. Now, we old classmates can also be here often. Let’s get together.”

The tall and thin Han Jianwei's face was a little red, and he was obviously a little excited. The short man with glasses was also so excited that he just rubbed his hands, "Qingquan, it's okay if you don't come back. We haven't been together for a long time, and the relationship between us buddies is going to be rusty."

"Haha, have you eaten? If not, just have a bite at my house. I'll go to the street to buy some cooked vegetables. It's convenient." My old classmate came to see me, and my mood suddenly improved.