Excellent little farmer

I washed my face and said softly: "Xiao Qiu, you can't be too ruthless in your actions. You have to leave a leeway. No matter how bastard he is, he can't bring harm to his family. You kid is not allowed to act recklessly. Do you hear me?"

Qiu Zhaoguan nodded, smiled and said: "I understand."

I walked to the door, frowned and said: "Now that you jumped out, don't fall in again. Don't touch things in the underground world in the future, lest you get into trouble in the future and I have to fish for you against your will."

Qiu Zhaoguan moved slightly and said softly: "Okay, boss."

I stretched out my hand and scratched my head. I always felt that the title 'boss' was a bit awkward, but it was also very useful. I took a cigarette and walked out with a wry smile.

Back in the private room, everyone in the room stood up and said one after another: "The boss is back, He Tou, it's your turn to toast, I must knock the boss down today..."

Outside the box, Qiu Zhaoguan took out his mobile phone, dialed a number, and said calmly: "Let me know, the Chinese Painting Academy is a restricted area. Anyone who dares to step on the plates and cause trouble there, whether local or passing by, will have their legs broken!" "

As I have been in the official position for a long time, I have always dealt with some elderly men, and rarely drank or indulged with my peers. This was a rare opportunity, so I couldn’t miss it. I completely put down my leadership pretensions and fought with all the sycophants. It was hot, the wine table was full of chatting and laughing, and the drinking was extremely enjoyable.

When it was almost half past nine, under the pressure of everyone, I finally couldn't hold it any longer. After drinking another glass of wine, I dropped the cup and leaned limply on the chair. I was sweating in waves. The dishes and wine bottles on the table flew up and floated in the air. There was a noisy buzz in my ears, but I couldn't hear what everyone was saying.

Ten minutes later, I was picked up by two former subordinates and walked out like a cloud. When I came to the door, I wanted to say hello to everyone, but I didn't expect that as soon as I turned my head, I felt a wave of pain in my stomach. The smell of alcohol could no longer be suppressed, and turned into a straight arrow of water, suddenly spraying out of his mouth. Everyone who came to see him off screamed in shock and immediately ran away.

"Sorry, I drank too much."

I raised my hand to wipe the corners of my mouth, muttered helplessly, closed my eyes, and fell into a state of chaos. It wasn't until I got to the car that I woke up a little, turned around, pulled He Yanfei's collar, and said incoherently: "Xiao He, You’re pretty good, you know?”

He Yanfei was a little overdone at this time, but he still smiled and said: "I know, it all depends on Secretary Ye's training."

I squinted my eyes and stuttered, "Of course, you are mine."

He Yanfei immediately became excited and said with bright eyes: "Secretary Ye, don't worry, I will always be yours. As long as you say a word, I will go up the mountain of swords and the sea of ​​​​fire without any ambiguity."

I grinned widely and said, "Okay, we are all brothers. You all work hard. In the future, we will all go to Zhongnanhai to get promoted and get rich together and play with women!"

He Yanfei didn't dare to say anything now. Knowing that Secretary Ye had really drunk too much, he sighed, raised his head and said, "Xiao Qiu, drive slowly."

Qiu Zhaoguan nodded, started the car with a smile, turned the car around, and drove towards my residence in Yuzhou. As soon as he turned an intersection, he heard me shout: "Stop!"

He was startled and quickly parked the car on the side of the road. He Yanfei helped me walk down, squatted under a telephone pole, vomited for a long time, and then returned to the car. Qiu Zhaoguan frowned and said helplessly: "He Tou, you shouldn't let the boss drink so much."

He Yanfei took out a tissue, wiped the corners of my mouth, and sighed: "The boss is so happy that he drank too much now. If he refuses to drink, who dares to toast again!"

I dozed off for a while, then suddenly smiled and murmured: "It's okay, we haven't seen each other for so long, it's okay to have a drink. It's rare for everyone to get along!"

He Yanfei hurriedly echoed from the side: "Yes! Boss, we always say that if there is a chance, we will all be transferred to Minjiang and work with you and Mayor Liang."

I nodded, patted my forehead and said, "No, I'm too drunk today and my head hurts. Let's talk about work later."

He Yanfei cast his gaze out the window and said softly: "Xiao Qiu, why don't you find a place to give the boss a massage, and then send him back after he sobers up."

Qiu Zhaoguan took out his mobile phone and said with a smile: "Okay, let's go to Hualan Nightclub. The masseur in that nightclub is pretty good. It's nearby. Just around the corner."

But I raised my head, waved my hand, and said feebly: "No, go home!"

Qiu Zhaoguan smiled, put down his phone, and continued to concentrate on driving. Ten minutes later, the car drove into the community. The two of them helped me go upstairs and stumbled to the door of the room. I turned around and leaned against the door, panting: "Go back. No matter how good your friends are, you won't bring them home, you know?"

Although He Yanfei was a little worried, he knew my temper, so he quickly winked at Qiu Zhaoguan and said with a smile: "I understand, boss, then you can rest early."

I nodded and listened to the footsteps walking away, then turned around unsteadily, took out the key from my pants pocket, turned it over, then took a small car key and inserted it into the keyhole. After a few pokes, they all went astray. He immediately became angry and said angrily: "Be honest, don't move around, and the lock maker shouldn't be too arrogant!"

I was squinting my eyes and carefully taking aim at the key when the door creaked! 'I pushed it open, startled myself, and hurriedly took a few steps back, looking at the figure shaking at the door. I was in a trance and couldn't see clearly. I tilted my head and thought about it, and then said in confusion: " Xiaohui, didn’t you go back to school?”

The person who appeared at the door was not Cheng Xuehui, but Fang Yunxi, who had returned to the provincial capital from Lingtai County two hours ago. She had just taken a shower and was wearing a white nightgown. The front was tightly stretched and her breasts were bulging shockingly. , and most of those well-proportioned and slender legs are exposed, and the plump, plump, and sexy body can be seen at a glance, and the whole body exudes the grace and elegance of a lady.

She took a closer look and saw me leaning against the wall, swaying, with the pungent smell of alcohol on my body. She quickly threw the towel aside, brushed her wet hair, and stretched out her white and delicate feet. , took off his slippers, walked over quickly, and complained in a low voice: "Xiaoquan, why are you so drunk?"

I was so drunk that I couldn't distinguish the sound, so I waved my hand and said vaguely: "I'm happy today. I drank a few more drinks. Xiaohui, come here and let me hug you!"

Fang Yunxi frowned slightly, stretched out her hand to help me, and said softly: "Xiaoquan, Xiaohui is not back yet, I am your Aunt Yunxi!"

"Aunt Yunxi?"

A bright light suddenly flashed in my mind. I tilted my head and thought hard. Suddenly I reached out my right hand and touched her breasts. Then I nodded repeatedly and said with a smile: "That's right, Xiaohui's breasts." Not so tall, not so strong, it’s Aunt Yunxi!”

Fang Yunxi was caught off guard. I accidentally ate tofu and was teased by me. Her pretty face turned red and she became angry. She pushed me to the sofa, stamped her feet and yelled: "Xiaoquan, what are you talking about!"

Although I was so drunk that I couldn't open my eyes, I knew I was in trouble. I screamed inwardly and quickly covered my mouth and said, "That's bad, Aunt Yunxi is angry."

Fang Yunxi put her hands on her hips and stared at me lying on the sofa hatefully. Seeing how drunk she was, her heart softened. The anger she had just felt disappeared without a trace. She sighed and said softly: "Xiaoquan, don't drink so much in the future, do you understand?"

I nodded repeatedly and said with a smile: "Okay, okay, I won't drink anymore. Aunt Yunxi, I will listen to you, so don't be angry again."

Fang Yunxi smiled, stood up, made strong tea, put it on the coffee table, and said softly: "I heard that you are back, so I came here to have a look and report to you about the situation in the factory. I didn't expect to be so drunk."

I held onto the sofa and sat up with difficulty. After a lot of effort, I took off my shirt and muttered drunkenly: "I don't want to either! There are too many of them, and they all came to toast. It wouldn't be good if I didn't drink." , Aunt Yunxi, you just have to make the final decision on business matters, you don’t need to report to me!"

Fang Yunxi pulled up a chair and sat down, shaking her head and saying: "How can it be done? You are the boss, I am just a part-time worker, and I don't dare to take over everything."

I took a sip of tea, swayed, and said casually: "Then you can become the boss's wife!"

Fang Yunxi's face darkened and she said in a cold voice: "What did you say?"

I knew I was in trouble again, so I quickly smiled and said: "It's the boss, Aunt Yunxi, I can't do it anymore, I drank too much, and my brain can't control my mouth. You should go back to the house first, and we can talk again when you sober up."

Fang Yunxi smiled helplessly, stood up and said, "Okay, let's talk about it tomorrow morning."

I put down the teacup, lay on the sofa, closed my eyes and squinted for a long time, then reached out to unbuckle my belt and stripped myself completely. Then I staggered into the bathroom, lay down directly in the bathtub, and touched everywhere with my hands. Touching it, he frowned and muttered: "Where is the water valve?"

It took him three or four minutes to finally find the water valve and put in the hot water. However, he screamed loudly when he was burned. He quickly turned off the water valve again and roared angrily: "What's going on? This Is it bath water?”