Tomb Raiders Notes: If Innocence Had a Brother

The other three people all rushed to search, and finally the fat man suddenly cursed: "Damn it! This is not the place where we stayed just now!"

Hearing this, I stretched out my hand and counted my thumbs at the fat man, showing my eight teeth.

"You're going to fucking scare Fatty to death!" Fatty trembled all over when he saw me like that.

Later, Wu Xie told me that at that time I was sitting against the wall without even turning on the light. My face was pale and pale under the light of the flashlight, and my hands were stretched out like an evil ghost seducing people and killing me.

In addition, there was the shadow of the forbidden woman before, so not only the fat man, but Wu Xie himself was also shocked.

Wu Xie picked and talked about the third uncle's matters and came up with the elevator mechanism. He planned to dig a hole through the main tomb chamber and swim out during the high tide.

After tidying up the things, I walked towards the corridor. Just after exiting the stone door of the corridor, a golden nanmu coffin appeared.

The three authentic tomb robbers were so friendly when they saw the coffin, and the fat man's eyes widened. When the coffin was opened, the lid of the coffin flicked upwards, and a stream of black water came out, and a fishy smell hit his face.

I couldn't help it, so I ran to the corner and vomited.

The fat man over there yelled, "Damn, so many rice dumplings." I couldn't hear the rest. I just felt dizzy and weak, thinking that I wouldn't really get rid of it this time.

Wu Xie saw what I was doing and dragged me to the next door. He turned around and shouted to the two of them, "I'll go to the next door to get a few jars and scoop out the water."

The fat man also ran to the next door, glanced at me and asked Wu Xie if I could do it.

The fishy smell in the air was much lighter. I raised my eyes and said to the fat man, how can a real man say that he is not good?

The fat man was happy when he heard it. While picking a few jars, he said that's it. When you go out later, the fat man will let you experience a real man.

Wu Xie kicked the fat man in the butt and told him not to lead his brother into trouble.

The fat man picked out a few porcelain pieces that were convenient to him. He missed the tightness of the golden nanmu coffin, so he said something and went back to the next door.

Feeling relieved, I followed Wu Xie and read the scene about Yunding Tiangong on the porcelain bowl, which ended with the huge bronze door. When Wu Xie came to his senses, I told him that Fatty was going back first.

Wu Xie asked: "How is your health?"

I felt it. Apart from the pain in my head, I felt much better after vomiting once. "It's okay, the smell just now was too strong." After saying that, I pinched my nose with lingering fear.

Wu Xie and I each took a basin and walked next door, but the door turned into a white marble brick wall.

"The mechanism has been activated. I think the door will come back after a few minutes of patient waiting." Wu Xie comforted me. The two of them decided to go back and look at the porcelain.

At this time, a blood-curdling cry came from the ear room, and a huge sea monkey was emerging from the spring, and half of its body had climbed ashore.

Wu Xie shouted, dragged me and ran into the corridor. I threw the basin I was holding towards the sea monkey. As he was about to run across the corridor, Wu Xie tripped over the jar where Zongzi stayed before. He followed the force and rolled to the side, picked up the jar and rolled it on the sea monkey.

Seeing that there were many people on our side, Sea Monkey also took a weapon (jar) in his hand, and climbed to the top of the corridor with a trick of pulling onions on dry land. Wu Xie and I slipped into the jade gate on the left. As soon as the stone bolt was closed, the sea monkey screamed angrily outside and banged the door several times unwillingly. Thinking about sneaking in through the crack in the door, Wu Xie raised his gun and fired a dart. The monkey screamed and ran away.

Wu Xie held up the wooden warehouse as a warning. I looked around the tomb, wondering whether or not to tell Zhang Qiling about kicking me.

"Brother, what's parked in the middle of the pool?" In my memory, this should be just a pool.

"It should be a coffin." Wu Xie took a closer look and then said doubtfully, "This doesn't look like a tomb from the Ming Dynasty. This kind of coffin is from the Warring States period."

I thought about the words Warring States over and over again. He glanced at Wu Xie and frowned. He walked around the pool for a while, picked up the jar he brought in and looked at the porcelain paintings.

At this time, a few gurgling sounds suddenly came from the pool. Wu Xie immediately picked up the wooden warehouse and I picked up the porcelain jar.

The fat man was washed ashore, gasping for air. While he was panting, he saw Wu Xie and me, "Damn it, I almost suffocated to death."

Then Zhang Qiling turned over, and both of them were shirtless. He took a deep breath and asked, "Is this the left or the right?"

Wu Xie said left.

The fat man panted for a long time, finally regaining his composure, and told the story about the drought demon and the two people's escape through the hole in the bottom of the coffin.

A group of people went down to the bottom of the pool balabala Zhang Qiling told story time balabala

Zhang Qiling talked about his time in Shandong: "I was in the palace of King Lu and found that your third uncle had a problem."

Wu Xie was stunned, and Zhang Qiling continued: "The gold silk book you took out from the bronze coffin is actually a fake. It was replaced by your third uncle a long time ago."

Wu Xie shouted, "Nonsense! Didn't you fucking change that?"

Zhang Zhang Qiling looked indifferent and said: "No, it was your third uncle himself. He and Dakui dug a hole from behind the tree and dug directly to the bottom of the coffin. This is probably why Dakui must die."

I put my head between my legs, fearing that my acting skills would not be up to par and something would be exposed. I don't know how Wu Xie feels now. Anyway, I'm quite embarrassed. If I hadn’t seen with my own eyes Third Uncle and Da Kui watching Zhang Qiling...

Both of them are damn talented. Considering their acting skills, it is really a loss to the film and television industry that they did not enter the entertainment industry.

Wu Xie's mind was confused and he muttered to himself: "No, no, it's not that simple. There is no motive. Why on earth did Third Uncle do this?"

Zhang Qiling said calmly: "If this person is really your third uncle, there is indeed no motive. But----" He sighed after saying this.

My face buried in my vagina was almost distorted. Is this all real and fake Monkey King? Do you agree to play Journey to the West like this? Do all good gay friends start by cheating and being cheated? Will the couple really get into a fight in the future when they settle old scores?

Thinking that if they fight in the future, Wu Xie will definitely not be able to defeat Zhang Qiling.

A gust of wind blew from the back of my head. The fat man's ruthless iron hand was on the back of my head. "You kid just had your head tied up. What were you thinking about?"

I couldn't control my body and moved forward, causing me to gnaw shit. The roar made the fat man tremble.

"I'm going to fuck your uncle!" I covered my head and knelt on the ground.

Wu Xie was so frightened that he didn't care about his third uncle. He grabbed my hand and tried to look at my head.

Now the fat man was also panicking, "Fat brother didn't do anything serious, please let me take a look at you."

After entering the tomb, my head felt like needles were pricking it. The fat man felt like he had nailed my head on a steel nail board, with the nails pointing upwards.

Wu Xie pulled my hair and said, "Fuck me."

The fat man took one look and said, "Fuck me."

I grinned in pain and said, "There's grass growing on my head."

"You're lucky you didn't knock your head out." The fat man sighed.

Wu Xie said that the whole back of his head looked fine. When he pulled away his hair, his scalp was full of bleeding spots. The whole back of his head must have been swollen. If he pressed it a little, there would be a feeling of fluctuation under the scalp.

While talking, he checked me to see if there was any knock on other parts of my head. The fat man asked me where else I felt uncomfortable.

I turned to the fat man nervously and pointed at the big bump on my forehead. "Fat brother, do you have a bad look?"

The fat man didn't know whether to laugh or cry. "No, no, you still have that beautiful face."

After such a interruption, Wu Xie no longer thought about his third uncle. I stood aside slowly and secretly glared at Zhang Qiling.

After much fuss, the fat man walked to the stone monument, squatted down awkwardly, and combed his hair with his orchid fingers. Wu Xie shouted: "Damn fat man, what the hell are you doing, can't you just stop?"

The fat man pinched his throat and said, "The Ai family is fucking combing their hair~"

I was really happy to see him, the fat man was simply a living treasure. I also imitated the fat man and raised my orchid fingers. When I tilted my head, I saw Wu Xie looking at me with disapproval on his face. I smiled and put my hands down.