Tomb Raiders Notes: If Innocence Had a Brother

My name is Wu Kang, and I am performing a secret mission of the Time Travel Department. If you help me escape from Jie's house, I will give you a time travel spot.

Let me tell you a scary story. I was pretending to be stupid in front of those people from Laojiumen.

If the secret is revealed, it will instantly change from horror and suspense to modern martial arts. It doesn't matter whether you believe it or not. I believe it anyway.

In the morning, there was still the sound of people practicing, but the difference was that the black blind man who had strictly prohibited me from getting close in the past picked me up early in the morning and went straight to the front yard.

When I arrived with messy hair, Xie Yuchen, Wu Xie and Zhang Qiling were already there, and an unknown young man stood next to me.

After I sat down, Xie Yuchen motioned to the young man to please leave. This is your performance.

The young man is tall and straight. He stretches out his right hand behind his left hand, with the palm of his hand facing downwards and the fingertips of his right hand pointing upwards, facing his face. Then he points diagonally from the left to the top.

I thought to myself that this was the one-hander taught by my little master.

"Ahem." I heard the man clear his throat.

[Special dividing line for opera]

"..." Is this what I did back then? ? Zhang Qiling was shaking just now, right? right! I'm stupid now, but I won't humiliate me in this way.

"I said...is it a bit exaggerated?" Wu Xie was a little embarrassed and asked in a low voice.

"Master, I am only seven-year-old..." The young man still felt aggrieved. How can any opera singer destroy his own job? But the master said, not only must he smash it, but he must smash it with a clanking sound. This is not Is it difficult to be a person?

At this moment, I am angry from the bottom of my heart and evil from the edge of my heart. Since you have humiliated me, don’t blame me for turning against you! !

"Hehe~"

Everyone present focused their attention on the person on the stone bench. Wu Kang, who used to be expressionless and in a daze, not only smiled, but also laughed out loud.

"Is this working?" Heixiazi asked hesitantly.

The doctor said to start stimulating things that are familiar to the patient, and there is a chance that the patient will be reminded of what happened in the past. Jie Yuchen thought that when he was in Beijing, Wu Kang had a special liking for singing and opera, so he had this scene this morning.

"Then...continue?" Everyone present stared with big eyes, and Xie Yuchen waved his hand, indicating that he should do it again.

All morning long, I laughed out loud after singing a section, but in the end the opera singer's voice broke, and everyone in the audience ran away except me.

Hey, fight me!

Taking advantage of the fact that there was no one around, I walked toward the front door in one step or another. You asked me why I didn't go through the back door. Young man, haven't you heard that the most dangerous place is the safest place? According to my inference, to prevent a person from escaping, the most stringent defense should be those nooks and crannies.

[Hey, isn’t this Captain Li? The second uncle's place is not doing well, so he recently switched jobs to look after the gate at Jie's house? 】The two looked at each other, and I silently said "Hi~" in my heart

"Why did you run out? Where are the mistresses and the others?" Just as I didn't expect Captain Li to come to the door, he didn't expect me to wander out.

"I'll take you back." Captain Li came up and dragged me back. Once I was only one step away from freedom, but then Captain Li appeared.

When Wu Xie and the others found out that I was missing, there was a voice in everyone's head: I thought you would stay.

The black blind man said dryly: "It turns out that everyone can't stand it."

Wu Xie subconsciously wanted to nod, but held it back. After all, he was his own brother.

When everyone came to find us, Captain Li and I were squatting under the wall counting ants. Hey, don’t tell me, the black ants in Beijing are really big.

"What are you looking at?" The black blind man squatted next to me and asked, holding his voice.

I glanced sideways at the blind man. Although you are called a blind man, you are not really blind. He patted the dirt on his hands and followed Wu Xie.

"I don't think something's right," Heixiazi looked at the ants in the corner and muttered to himself. "The look in his eyes..."

Jie Yuchen and Zhang Qiling were both stunned. You must know that Heixiazi is known as a cruel and careful person. Is there any hidden secret inside?

"It seems like I'm looking at a fool...fuck!!" The black blind man stood up and kicked the courtyard wall. "Hey, Mr. Hua, dumb, wait for me..."

I was extremely sleepy at the dinner table. I got up at around 6 o'clock this morning to listen to the opera, and then I was in a stalemate with Captain Li counting ants. I really couldn't stand it anymore.

After finishing my meal, I fell asleep. I thought it would be three or four in the afternoon when I woke up again, but the clock in the room just pointed to two. I looked out the window and there seemed to be a figure on the lounge chair at the door scrolling through his cell phone.

I walked around the house twice and didn't want to go out. Pretending to be crazy and acting stupid is also a laborious job, so I don't have to torture myself all the time.

I entered the bathroom, looked at myself in the mirror, and focused on the low ponytail tied behind me, which seriously damaged my masculine image! !

He took out a pair of scissors from the outside drawer and returned to the bathroom.

With a click of the scissors, the hair spread out, oh, collarbone hair.

Click, click, click, eh~~princess cut.

Click, click, click, mushroom head. Ha ha ha ha

Hello, my name is Wu Kang. If you see this message, please kindly send an electric clipper or manual razor to the second bedroom on the east side of Jie's backyard. In return, I am willing to apply for a time-traveling quota for you.

I was sitting on the toilet with an electric razor in my hand. I didn't understand. They all put the scissors in the drawer, why didn't they leave a manual razor? Even a blade will do.

After giving up on myself, I started rummaging through boxes and cabinets in an attempt to find a hat.

The second uncle is going back to Changsha today. Wu Xie plans to take Wu Kang to stay in Beijing for a few more days to see if there is any improvement, and then return to Hangzhou with Zhang Qiling and Wu Kang.

Wu Xie had just seen off his second uncle. It was almost four o'clock at this time. He guessed that Wu Kang was about to get up, so he called the fat man who came over in the afternoon and turned around and went to the backyard together.

"Is he up?" Wu Xie asked the man standing outside.

"I didn't hear any movement." The man shook his head.

"Xiao Kang?" Wu Xie knocked on the door twice, pushed the door open, and found that Wu Kang was still sleeping in bed.

"Xiao Kang, it's time to get up." Wu Xie called softly, wake up now and have dinner soon.

He soon realized that something was wrong. He was just going to sleep. Why did he wrap himself up so tightly? Opening it, Wu Kang covered his head with a pillow.

"The pillow is placed under the head." Wu Xie was dumbfounded. He reached out to take the pillow, and the hand holding the pillow stopped in mid-air.

"I said, can you do it? He doesn't have a clear head, and you still dare to put scissors in his room. It's just a haircut... There's nothing wrong with it except that he's ugly, but what if he hurts himself?!!" The fat man waved. With the electric clipper in my hand, I was pushing my hair while criticizing and educating the people behind me.

"Tell me, why are you so dishonest? You want to cut your hair and tell them. It's too embarrassing to give yourself a haircut." The fat man kept talking, but everyone present, including me, No one dared to refute.

"Okay." As the fat man finished his work, everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

"I'll come back tomorrow, and you can clean up the mess in his house as soon as possible before anything happens." The fat man said.

"Mom!" Seeing that the fat man was about to leave, I rushed up and hugged him without letting go, my screams becoming more pitiful than the others.

At this moment, the air was quiet.

"He's not your mother!!" Wu Xie felt like he was going crazy, but he didn't dare to pull me hard, so he could only pull his hair in place. "Why is he your mother?!!"

Finally, Heixiazi and Zhang Qiling rescued the fat man from my clutches. The fat man seemed to be greatly frightened and ran away without looking back.

Back in the room, I took out a flip phone from my pocket. This was just taken off Fatty's body.

I touched the top of my head, and sure enough, I became bald and stronger.