Tomb Raiders Notes: If Innocence Had a Brother

A few days later, at my third uncle’s house, Wu Xie pointed out that my hands were shaking like Parkinson’s disease. "Why are you here, little bastard?"

So, six of us got on the long-distance bus bound for Linyi, Shandong.

Along the way, Wu Xie said that the addition of Wukang brand naughty children deeply stimulated his heart as a good and law-abiding young man, and he said that he collapsed.

Young Master Wu rambled for a while. After a while, he said that when he was a child, he stabbed a fish with a needle and spatula and was beaten half to death. If his father knew about it, he could survive the sticks at home by going to the grave alone. If he was also responsible for kidnapping Wu Kang, he would probably lose his life at the hands of his father.

In fact, I said that I accept being incompetent. The third uncle said on the phone that he started working alone at the age of six and became famous at the age of ten. The craftsmanship of the old Wu family cannot be allowed to decline. Come along, Zaier, to increase your experience and broaden your life.

I said, uncle, just talk with your upper lip and touch your lower lip, but go ahead and brag.

On the long car ride, I thought, what is this?

After going round and round, we finally got on the bullock cart. I had never driven an ox cart in my entire life. After the initial excitement, I immediately expressed my intention to learn to drive an ox cart.

Pan Zi held me down and said, "My dear, if the car overturns on this winding dirt road, we will only have Route 11."

I grunted twice and my third uncle looked at me, which frightened me into silence.

After getting off the bullock cart, a dog ran in front of him. The third uncle seemed to be very happy. He patted the old man driving the cattle and asked whether he would ride a dog on the next journey.

On the other side of the mountain and on the other side of the sea, there is a donkey’s egg. It is lively and smart, it has eaten dead human flesh, and its body is full of stench. Out of curiosity, I smelled it and felt strong physical discomfort.

As soon as I got on the boat and entered the cave, I felt the temperature getting lower. As the light dimmed, I shivered.

Pan Zi asked his third uncle in Hangzhou dialect: "What should I do? Do you want to listen to him?"

The third uncle thought for a while and said in Hangzhou dialect that he would take it step by step and be ready to copy him at any time.

After entering the cave, everyone chatted here and there, and soon the topic shifted to the robbery cave. Just pulling, Menyou Ping, this is Wu Xie's name. I prefer to call him a great god. If I can go further, I would like to call him a sister-in-law or a brother-in-law.

Zhang Qiling waved his hand and said softly, "Shh, someone is talking."

Even though I knew the plot, I was still startled. I held my breath with everyone else, and sure enough, there was a rustling sound. The sound is ethereal and echoey, and when you concentrate, you can't understand it at all, just like English listening.

Wu Xie called out to the boatman, but no one answered, "Damn, the old man is gone."

The third uncle was also anxious and shouted, "Pan Zi, where have they gone?"

"I don't know, I didn't hear the sound of diving." Pan Zi returned in a panic.

The next battle with Pan Zi coincided with the withdrawal of troops, and Da Kui boasted about human meat buns. The third uncle said that the two of them, who looked so ruthless, had never even eaten dead human flesh.

Wu Xie quickly stopped the three people who were about to quarrel. "The three of them combined are more than 150 years old. Isn't it a shame?" He then added, "You must have eaten the flesh of a dead person before you have a problem."

As soon as Wu Xie finished speaking, the boat shook. Pan Zi held the light, and everyone swept towards the water and saw a huge shadow swimming past.

Da Kui was afraid of being scolded by his third uncle, so I held Wu Xie's arm and smiled insincerely at Wu Xie's puzzled gaze. Don't worry, I'm just a little timid.

The third uncle placed high hopes on his younger brother, and saw the man in Faqiu exploring the cave with two fingers, catching corpse turtles as fast as lightning. The younger brother said he could only move on.

At this time, the whispers in the cave became clearer and clearer, and my spirit fell into a trance for a moment, and then my center of gravity shifted and I fell into the water. I guess it was when the little brother pushed Wu Xie, because I was holding Wu Xie with one hand, he lost his balance and fell down.

After I surfaced, I happened to see Wu Xie and the boatman looking at each other affectionately. I gave him a thumbs up. Then I thought about the fact that I had just choked on my water, and I started retching while holding on to the boat.

The corpse turtle on the corpse was very fierce. It jumped up and rushed to Panzi's head. Hehe, little beast, your grandpa is waiting for you. I swatted the corpse turtle with the dagger I carried with me, and Pan Zi immediately nailed the corpse turtle to the side of the boat with his dagger.

In my previous life, I was disgusted by Pan Zi's move of using a dagger to dig out the turtle corpse Da Ao from his forehead. Don’t ask why, I just asked that my foot was pinched by a crab when I was playing at the beach when I was a child. When the family found it, the crab had already run away, leaving only the sobbing little girl and a crab claw.

Everyone got on the boat again. After the brother extracted the spinal cord of the corpse turtle, he said that he would rely on this paralyzed insect to get out of the hole. Turn the bug over again to reveal a hexagonal copper wind chime. Kick with your foot, and there will be a burst of empty bells.

Pan Zi felt that the sound was so disturbing that he crushed it with his foot, which also killed the giant centipede inside, exposing the magical symbiosis system.

During the rest of the journey, I was a little concerned that I had choked on the water and retched from time to time. Wu Xie patted my back and told me to take care of myself while discussing cave robbing and tomb robbing with my third uncle.

Zhang Qiling waved his hand again to tell us not to talk, and pointed ahead. There was a group of green fluorescence deep beyond the reach of the miner's lamp. The third uncle sighed: "The place where the corpses are accumulated has arrived."

Me: "Ugh..."

The shoals on both sides of the cave waterway were full of green corpses, neatly lined up in rows to welcome everyone.

"Green is good, green is healthy." The third uncle was interrupted by me and coughed before he could take a breath.

"Look." Dakui discovered the green coffin on the mountain wall, with a female corpse in white inside.

"There's one over there too." Pan Zi pointed to the other side. Sure enough, there was a coffin in the same position, but it was empty.

The third uncle took a breath of air and said, "Focus on your moves, put your guns in place, and use them first if there is anything."

As the boat turned around the pile of corpses, a woman in white stood in front with her black hair disheveled. Hearing Wu Xie swallow and spit, he said to his third uncle, "The body is here."

"Stop," the third uncle said with sweat on his forehead, "Dakui, take out the black donkey's hoof from the bag! This is probably a thousand-year-old rice dumpling. Take the hoof from 1923. I'm afraid she won't accept the new one."

We said it twice, but Dakui didn't answer. When we turned around, we saw that he had already passed out, foaming at the mouth.

After taking the black donkey's hoof from Pan Zi, the third uncle had already given his last words. "If I don't succeed, eldest nephew, you can shoot my Tian Ling Gai and let your third uncle go."

Wu Xie pulled him and said, "Uncle Third, you have to think clearly."

Being nephews, I also expressed my concerns. "Yes, uncle, you can't let it go without being clear about it. How about you make a verbal will and give the shop and other things to my brother first."

After searching the small broken boat, which was just a little bigger, the black donkey's hoof in the third uncle's hand came into close contact with my head before honoring the female ghost.

I staggered and almost fell.

At this time, Zhang Qiling pressed his third uncle's shoulders and said, "The black donkey's hooves are for dealing with zombies. I'm afraid this guy is not a zombie. I'll do it."

After that, he stood on the bow of the boat, pulled out the little black gold, and pulled it on the back of his hand, causing the corpse turtles to snap and run away like crazy. Pointing at the woman in white again, the woman knelt down. "Go quickly and don't look back."

When I came out of the cave, I heard a "thud" behind me, and then a body lay behind me. I was shaking all over, wanting to perform tenor on the spot, but I held it back. I forgot about Wu Xie turning around after committing suicide.

Looking down at the bottom of the boat and the trousers of the boy in front, Wu Xie looked sad. If it weren't for me, would Wu Xie be leaning on the boy's back?