What age are you in, and you’re still a traditional villain?
Chapter 151 Brother-in-law, you are so perverted (please read and vote monthly)
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When a person's attention is particularly concentrated, any interruption from the outside world will cause him to panic.
Tang Ye was thinking about how to trick his wife into going to the hospital for a check-up so as to test whether she was pregnant, when a big hand suddenly touched his shoulder.
Tang Ye was so frightened that his legs became weak.
He turned around sharply and saw three men in security uniforms staring at him with evil eyes. The three security guards also had weapons in their hands.
屮!
Why is it the damn security guard again... Tang Ye tried his best to put on a smile, raised his head and asked, "Three brothers, what can I do for you?"
"We're fine, but you're fine." One of the three people said coldly, shaking off the electric baton he was holding tightly in his hand.
"Me?" Tang Ye was stunned for a moment, thinking that if I had something to do, I wouldn't be able to find you guys, a group of stinky security guards. He smiled and said, "I'm fine too!"
A security guard asked: "What are you doing here?"
"No...nothing!" A bad premonition suddenly appeared in Tang Ye's heart.
"What are you doing?" The man pointed at Tang Ye's bulging tent with an electric baton. His face was ugly and he said disdainfully: "We received a report from the owner that there was a pervert doing indecent acts outside the door. actions, and has been lingering at the door of other people's homes, intending to steal."
Tang Ye was dumbfounded on the spot.
What idiot reported it? Isn't this a false accusation against an honest man?
And I didn’t do any indecent moves, and I didn’t take off my pants. Isn’t it called indecent moves if you don’t even take off your pants?
He hurriedly defended himself: "Brother, please listen to my explanation. I was the one who was wronged. I am not a pervert. I am really not a pervert."
"Stop talking nonsense, can't we tell if you are a pervert? Do you think we are blind?" The security guard was speechless.
When they first received the report, they didn't believe it. After all, it was broad daylight and the sky was bright and clear, and there was actually a pervert out and about.
Don’t perverts only come out at night?
But when the three of them took electric batons and arrived at the floor mentioned by the owner, they actually saw a man who looked like a beggar, sitting on his knees on the ground with his buttocks stuck out and his ears pressed tightly against the door. superior.
That posture... is eavesdropping, right?
The most outrageous thing is that the man's hand reached into his crotch and shook it dishonestly.
The three of them were dumbfounded at the time.
There are really perverts coming out in broad daylight.
You said that you and the five-fingered girl can communicate intimately and express their feelings. When you go home, close the door and cover yourself with a quilt, at least you have to carry someone on your back!
In the corridor, at the door of other people's homes, eavesdropping, what's going on!
Isn’t this a pure perversion!
"Brother, if you really can't help it, you can find a toilet to solve the problem. At least you have to carry someone on your back!" They have always felt that the security profession allows them to see all kinds of people and things, and the speechless people are speechless. They had seen things before, including perverted people and perverted things, but this was the first time they had seen the man in front of them so speechless and perverted.
It's really a knife to pull the butt, open the eyes of the world.
"How can you insult someone's innocence out of thin air?" Tang Ye's face turned red, but he still arched his neck to defend himself.
The security guard sighed, stepped aside, pointed to a location behind, and said, "See for yourself."
Tang Ye looked in the direction pointed by the security guard and was instantly dumbfounded.
屮! Why is there surveillance here?
Doesn’t it mean that the non-high-end surveillance system in my community is either turned off or broken? Why is it not only closed, but also high-definition and uncensored?
The security guard mocked: "Do you still need me to call up the surveillance camera so that we can enjoy it together?"
Tang Ye gave up immediately and said, "No need to trouble the three elder brothers."
"Ha!" the security guard said mockingly.
However, the three of them also made up their mind to tune it out and watch it after returning home. If it is exciting, they can download it and watch it again and again.
"Tell me, how did you get in?" As if he had expected that Tang Ye would talk nonsense, the security guard said first: "There are surveillance cameras everywhere in the community. If you don't tell the truth, we can go back and adjust the surveillance cameras. It's just a waste of time. But if you take the initiative to confess, the consequences will be completely different from if we find out."
Tang Ye swallowed his saliva and compared the physiques of himself and the three security guards. He found that he couldn't beat him, and the corridor was not wide. The three security guards stood in a row, blocking the way to escape.
Helpless, Tang Ye had no choice but to confess honestly, "I climbed over the wall to get in."
He was too scared to tell lies.
In fact, there are many surveillance blind spots in the fence, but if you enter the community from the fence, you will enter the monitoring range of the surveillance cameras within a short distance.
The security guard threatened Tang Ye with an electric baton and said, "You are not a resident of the community, what are you doing here?"
What he came for, of course, was to follow the pretty boy who seduced my wife... Tang Ye's face changed from gloomy to bright. This truth cannot be told, otherwise everyone would know that his wife had put a colored hat on him.
But if you don’t mention this reason, what other reason do you have for coming here?
The security guard mocked: "Can't you tell me?"
"Since you can't tell, then come with us to the security room and think about it. Don't worry, we will entertain you well." The three of them showed malicious expressions.
Seeing the weird smiles of the three people, Tang Ye shivered all over, and then suddenly said: "I came to see my sister-in-law, yes, I came to see my sister-in-law."
Tang Ye, Tang Ye, you are so witty as a horse.
He only knew Bai Ruoran in this community.
And Bai Ruoran didn't know that he was spying on her.
The three security guards were stunned for a moment: "Your sister-in-law?"
They thought about each other's various reasons, but they didn't think of this.
My sister-in-law pulled it out.
Tang Ye nodded very calmly: "Yes, she is my wife's biological sister."
The three people obviously didn't believe it: "You have a wife?"
With the way Tang Ye is dressed now, it would be strange to have a wife.
Since when did a pervert have a wife?
"Since you said you are here to see your sister-in-law, what room number does your sister-in-law live in?"
"Live here." Tang Ye pointed behind him.
There was the room where he had just eavesdropped and moved his hands up and down.
"You are a pervert when you step on a horse!" The three security guards couldn't stand it anymore.
Tang Ye became more confident and said, "If you don't believe me, you can knock on the door."
But it was his sister-in-law in the room, and he didn't lie.
The three security guards looked at each other, and one of them walked over and knocked on the door. Soon, the door was opened from the inside. The person who opened the door was a little lolita with disheveled hair. The little lolita's cheeks were a little flushed. She should be hot.
The security guard looked at Bai Ruoran, pointed at Tang Ye, and said, "Do you know him?"
Before Bai Ruoran could speak, Tang Ye said first, "Ranran, it's me!"
"Tang Ye, why are you here?"
They really know each other... The three security guards glanced at each other. The security guard in the middle escaped from his phone and clicked on a video. It was the surveillance screen that he had just asked his colleagues in the monitoring room to retrieve for him.
Bai Ruoran took the phone in confusion, clicked on the video and watched it for a few times, then her expression changed drastically: "Tang Ye, you are a pervert!"
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