Traveling with a girl through time, starting from the courtyard house
Chapter 60 The Jia family is bustling, and all three uncles suffer
"Lao Yi, why did you lie down again?"
Just as the aunt was about to visit the deaf old lady, her husband was scratching the floor again, which reminded her of Liu Haizhong's words.
"I can't move my feet again, so I quickly went to BangGeng to ask for the boy's urine."
Aunt: "..."
Are you still addicted?
However, she still came to Jia's house with a slumped face and said, "Dongxu, your master can't move his legs anymore. Let Banggeng contribute a cup of urine."
Banggeng, who was playing, felt his whole body tense up. When did so many people want his urine?
"Can I sell it for money?"
Just do it, Banggeng stood up and said loudly: "A dime a bowl."
"What?"
The aunt was shocked by his words.
Before she could speak, Mrs. Jia Zhang agreed, "No, at least one yuan a bowl. My cockroach's urine will be of great use."
Aunt: "..."
Who are these people, really selling their urine? The most important thing is that you can’t sell it to anyone else.
Yi Zhonghai paid 2000 yuan for the Jia family, and he still has so many years of support, why not just urinate?
The aunt's anger surged, but thinking of Yi Zhonghai and the deaf old lady, she could only reluctantly take out a dime and give it to Banggeng.
"Pee quickly."
"Hey, hey, hey! I said one dollar, BangGeng, don't offend her."
Banggeng rolled his eyes at her, took the bowl he was eating from, took off his pants and started peeing. After a while, a steaming bowl of yellow tea appeared.
He took the dime and handed the bowl to the aunt. He could still hold on to a dime, but if it were a dollar, it would definitely be taken away by Jia Zhang.
The aunt didn't say much, and returned to Yi Zhonghai with the yellow tea. Without saying a word, she held up his head and poured it into his mouth.
It's a pity that it has a bad effect. It was Jiang Yang's deliberate intention before.
"It's useless."
Yi Zhonghai was speechless. It was useful before, but why is it useless now?
"Isn't the quantity enough?"
The eldest mother reminded that today it was just a small bowl, and it was always a big bowl before.
"Go to Yanbu Gui's family, their boy will definitely have something."
Aunt: "..."
You are really addicted to drinking, alas!
The aunt came to Yan Bugui's family again and paid another dime for a big bowl. Yan Jiekuang looked at the dime and asked weakly: "Dad, should you give me that money?"
"What are you doing for me? If you eat my food and drink my food, your urine will naturally belong to me too!"
As soon as these words came out, the four children all looked at him, feeling sad in their hearts.
But before they could be happy, Yan Bugui's expression changed and he started to go crazy.
"It's not me, I didn't, I really didn't, principal, if I'm fired, I don't want to clean the toilet~~~"
……
When the third aunt saw this scene, she quickly called Yan Jiekuang, "Hurry up, let your father pee."
Yan Jiekuang cried and said, "Mom, I'm empty now, where can I still pee?"
The third aunt looked at the dime tightly held in Yan Bugui's hand and realized that now that the fire was burning on her, this dime would not do anything.
"Uncle, liberate, you come."
"Uh~~~Mom, didn't you say that only children's urine is useful?"
"Yeah, we can't."
The two brothers lowered their heads and answered with embarrassment on their faces.
The third aunt's face hardened and she shouted: "You don't have a wife, are you a boy or something? You..."
"Mom~~~ We are no longer children."
Yan Jiecheng quickly interrupted her, "Don't ask so many questions!"
"You can't be~~~"
The third aunt thought of something, shook her head and didn't want to say more. They were all young. Now that Yan Jie is 22 years old, it's time to ask for a wife.
After taking a look at Yan Bugui, she could only get up and go to other houses in the courtyard to ask for yellow tea. After walking down, she finally asked for it at Xu Damao's house.
In fact, he is just a boy. He just thought it was useless and it is not his fault. Naturally, he will not refuse because he is so mean.
Ah Li came home again and said angrily: "Meow~~~ Your courtyard is in ruins. They are all filled with people who drink yellow tea. Alas!"
"Ahem!" Jiang Yang recalled that he seemed to have proposed this tradition, and scratched his head indifferently.
"They are all a bunch of beasts, what do you care about them?"
Look at how the other residents of the courtyard are fine. They are the only ones who are troubled. This is because Xu Damao didn't come and try to disturb him, otherwise this person would have to add another one.
This night, the courtyard was extremely lively.
After finally surviving half an hour, the Women's Federation people and Director Wang entered the courtyard and came to Jia's house.
At this moment, Ms. Jia Zhang just grabbed a dime from Banggeng. Before the smile on her face faded, she saw Director Wang entering the house with a group of people.
"Wang~~Director Wang, are you okay?"
"Is something wrong? It's you. This is a comrade from the Women's Federation. You two beat a pregnant woman. Now go with the comrades from the Women's Federation."
"No, Director Wang, we were just joking. Where is Qin Huairu, where is Qin Huairu's bitch? How dare you..."
"Shut up and joke around. How about we joke around with you too?"
Director Li had seen too many people like this. He waved his hand and two comrades who looked like strong men dragged them out.
Seeing this scene, Bangge felt relieved, "I asked you to rob me of my money."
At this time, many neighbors went out to investigate and found that Jia and Zhang, mother and son, had been taken away, and they all wondered what had happened.
Yan Bugui, the king of gossip, approached Director Wang and asked, "Director Wang, what's going on?"
"Hmm~~~?"
Director Wang subconsciously took two steps back, "Yan Bugui, what did you eat at night? It tastes so strong?"
Yan Bugui quickly backed away, extremely embarrassed.
"I haven't been feeling well recently. I took some Chinese medicine and the taste was a bit strong."
"Jia Zhang and the others beat the pregnant Qin Huairu, causing her to be hospitalized. Banggeng came to report the crime and asked us to save his mother. Now the comrades from the Women's Federation are taking them away."
"Lao Yan, please help take care of the Banggeng brothers and sisters."
"Hey?"
When Director Wang saw his answer, he turned around and left.
Yan Bugui: "???"
Director Wang left before he agreed? Taking care of two more children will be enough food!
Yan Bugui wants to cry but has no tears! Director Wang has appointed him, so he can’t do it if he doesn’t do it!
"Oh! What bad luck, why am I so weak?"
Yi Zhonghai and Liu Haizhong entered the hospital together. One had his hands hanging around his neck, and the other was in tatters with whip marks on them. It was very scary.
After the doctor asked about the situation, he discovered that three of the people who came to the hospital today were from No. 95 Courtyard. He suspected that there was a fire in this courtyard.
He also secretly asked the nurse to contact the police station. After the people from the Women's Federation left, the comrades from the police station came to the courtyard to investigate again. The police comrades were full of disgust for Yan Bugui who was full of foul smell.
As for the kind of things he said, they didn't believe it even more. In what era are ghosts and gods talking directly?
"Comrade, feudal superstition is unacceptable. This time I am just warning you. If there is another time, we will punish you severely."
After some investigation, I found nothing unusual. I always felt that this courtyard was strange, but if science couldn't explain it, it was okay.
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