boom!

Li Xingyu slammed the car door, not caring about his new car at all.

He put the calico cat on the passenger seat and saw that the calico cat didn't show any sign of rejection, but sat there minding its own business and licking its own fur.

Li Xingyu calmed down and called the system in his mind.

"System, system, are you there?"

"Host, please be normal. Doesn't the host know that if you start, it must be a clown?"

You also taught me a lesson, who is the owner of this body?

"Of course the owner of the body is the host, but this does not affect the system's ability to teach the host a lesson."

Damn, I forgot this thing can hear my heart!

"Don't worry, I have a question for you. Can the function of your advertisement come true be revoked?"

"Yes, but the host's deposit will be reduced by 50 million."

Li Xingyu suddenly became furious: "Fifty million, why don't you go and grab it?"

"I'm sorry, host. Robbery is illegal. This system will not do anything illegal."

You do have principles...

Turning his head to look at the carefree calico cat, Li Xingyu sighed.

He is just a little kitten. He only knows that he can speak human language and is very powerful. How can he know that people's hearts are sinister.

It was at this moment that Li Xingyu realized a problem.

"System, did you convert directly after seeing the false advertisement? Can't you ask in advance?"

"No. So I hope the host will be careful in the future and don't look around."

This answer gave Li Xingyu a chill in his heart. If this thing is a passive skill, then he has to be careful. Now there is just one more talking cat. What if one day you see an advertisement for Tyrannosaurus Rex?

However, no matter what, this talking calico cat should definitely not exist. Once the news spreads, it will cause an uproar.

Therefore, Li Xingyu had no choice but to say to the system heartbroken: "Okay, 50 million, cancel this advertising effect!"

A few seconds later, the system's sound sounded again.

"Ding, the advertising effect has been cancelled."

call!

Li Xingyu breathed a sigh of relief, looked at the cat on the seat with fear, and said, "You little guy has tormented me so much!"

"Meow, what are you talking about?"

Li Xingyu straightened up and looked at the kitten in front of him in disbelief.

"System, what are you doing? Didn't you say that the advertising effect has been cancelled?"

"Yes, that advertisement has turned back into a false advertisement, but there is nothing we can do about what has happened. This system does not have the ability to reverse time."

Damn, I’m sorry that’s what you mean by revocation, so what’s the use of such revocation!

Li Xingyu looked at it and found that there was only this calico cat on the advertisement. When the system takes effect, this cat will be able to speak human language. The so-called revocation effect now only turns that advertisement into false again.

If it is an advertisement for online gambling, then the cancellation can have a substantial effect. But if it's a calico cat, there's no point in revoking it.

This is a cheating system, my 50 million was wasted like this!

Li Xingyu looked at the calico cat helplessly, and the calico cat stared at Li Xingyu curiously. One person and one cat just stared at each other in the car.

"Oh, you are really the most expensive kitten in the world!"

"Thanks for the compliment, meow~"

After the silence, Li Xingyu had no choice but to accept the reality.

"Kitty cat, what we said before still stands. As long as you don't speak in front of other people... well, don't speak human words in front of other people, I will support you for the rest of your life!"

"Okay, I'm your kitten anyway."

"Ah?" Li Xingyu couldn't react.

The calico cat licked its paws and explained: "I just saw that you bought me, just like the original boss, which means you are my master."

"You even know this?" Li Xingyu smiled.

"I am very smart!"

Li Xingyu:......

There was another silence in the car, and finally it was the calico cat who opened the topic: "How about you give me a name?"

This is quite necessary.

Li Xingyu thought for a while and said: "You are a calico cat, why not call you Xiaosan!"

"Why is it called Xiaosan instead of Xiaohua?" Maoer asked, tilting his head.

"The so-called "three people must have my teacher". The word "three" means respect. Calling you "Xiaosan" can better reflect my sincerity!"

Faced with Li Xingyu's serious nonsense, the calico cat just thought about it for a moment and agreed: "Okay, from now on I will be called Xiaosan! You have to take good care of me and don't try to lie to me."

"The mistress is extremely smart, I definitely can't deceive you!"

The little cat waggled its tail and looked very satisfied: "That's true!"

After some chatting, Li Xingyu basically figured out the details of this calico cat. To put it bluntly, it looks like a four or five-year-old little girl, a little narcissistic. Just pull some random things and you can make it dizzy; say a little nice words and you can make it feel happy.

"Ahem, mistress, now that you have officially become a member of my family, I think it is necessary to buy you something!"

The calico cat tilted its head and asked, "What are you buying?"

"Buy fish, buy cat food, and the most important thing is to buy you a small nest. The mistress is so smart, she must have guessed it a long time ago. Do you want to test me by asking this?"

The little cat was stunned for a moment, then nodded: "Yes!"

"Let's do this, Mistress can't talk in front of other people. I'll take Mistress to the mall to buy these things, and I'll look for them slowly. If I see something I like, just give Mistress a meow, okay?" Li Xingyu suggested.

"Meow~"

After expressing his opinion, the calico cat curled up into a ball and closed his eyes in the passenger seat, looking very comfortable.

Seeing how easy it was to communicate with this calico cat, Li Xingyu suddenly felt that there was nothing wrong with raising such a cat.

It can speak human language, is obedient, not noisy, easy to fool, and can hug it for comfort when you are in a bad mood. Isn't this more reliable than falling in love?

Moreover, if a kitten loses its temper, it can be calmed down with a few meals or even a nap. If your girlfriend loses her temper, what the hell is the difference between that and a terrorist?

Oh, and cats can also catch mice! Having a cat at home can at least kill mice.

Thinking of this, Li Xingyu couldn't help but glance at the calico cat next to him, which seemed to have fallen asleep.

Seeing the cat's quiet appearance, Li Xingyu thought it was better not to expect it to catch mice. This guy's mouse-catching ability seemed to be no better than Tom's.

Then, Li Xingyu started the car and went to and from a nearby shopping mall.

Anyway, let’s get the cat settled first. As for how long this talking cat can hide and what will happen after being exposed, who knows...

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