Leziren’s happy life in Marvel

Of course, compared with the above, our Hawkeye family is really outrageous. It can be said that they are the embodiment of the saying that there are only wrong names, but no wrong nicknames.

As we all know, because of Hawkeye's family's overly rural lifestyle, Hawkeye is often called the Son of the Forest by Sherlock. Facts have proved that Sherlock's statement is not wrong at all.

Because of Thanos's finger snap, the Avengers suffered severe casualties. Apart from the original generation of Avengers, the only new members left were Vision and Wanda.

But for these two, Wanda just wanted to be a good wife and mother in Sherlock's training ground, and Vision was even more so, he just stayed with his wife and children and had no intention of joining the battle at all.

What's more, Vision's wife doesn't want Vision to continue to participate in the dangerous battle of the Avengers.

The ideas of these two people were fully respected by the Avengers. In Sherlock's words, Vision was a ridiculous guy, and now he finally had a wife and children, so they should let Vision go and ask him for help when they are too busy.

Although Sherlock's statement sounded a bit wrong, no one could tell what was wrong and could only silently agree with Sherlock's statement.

But this also creates a problem, that is, the number of Avengers now is even smaller than that of the Battle of New York that year, and this is even including Thor, who has become a fat otaku and it is not known whether he still has the ability to fight.

So naturally, someone thought of Hawkeye, who was already retired, and wanted to pull him out and find a strong man to help out for a while.

Sherlock naturally agreed. After all, after Hawkeye came, the Avengers could be said to be back to the way they were in the very beginning. To be honest, Sherlock also missed the time he spent with the original generation of Avengers.

But what no one expected was that such an outrageous situation would occur after they arrived at Hawkeye's house.

Thanks to the confidentiality spell Sherlock cast on Hawkeye, and Hawkeye's lifestyle that was too close to nature, Hawkeye's family was so outrageous that they didn't even know about the outbreak of the Infinity War!

Not to mention Infinity War, Hawkeye didn’t even know that half of the universe’s population disappeared because of a snap of fingers!

When Sherlock first arrived, Hawkeye thought that these guys came to him for team building.

When Sherlock and Hawkeye were explaining what was happening outside, Hawkeye's expression could be described in four sentences.

Holy shit! Is this even possible?

What the hell? Is this even possible?

Wow! This is too much!

Fuck! This is really inhuman! Are you sure you didn't lie to me? I suspect you are lying to me, but I have no evidence!

Seeing Hawkeye's expression as if to say "You tell a good story, but please don't be so outrageous next time", Sherlock helplessly asked Hawkeye to take out his mobile phone, opened the long-forgotten browser to check the latest news, and only then did Hawkeye believe what he said.

What? You say this is too much?

No, no, no, it's not an exaggeration at all. To be honest, if you see the lifestyle of Hawkeye's family, you probably won't be able to accept it. For them, the only use of mobile phones is to make calls and send text messages. Apart from that, they have no other use.

And ever since Hawkeye retired in Civil War, the TV and computer in this guy's home have been in a state of never being used.

What? You mean Hawkeye's kids don't watch cartoons?

What a fart!

How could Hawkeye, a child of nature, be interested in the things on the square screen? It would be much better for him to go out and play instead!

If you think carefully about your childhood, you will find that for a child, the happiest time was when you used a straight stick as a sword and a curved stick as a knife, and fought hundreds of thousands of grasses alone. After all, you can remember the rape flowers you chopped down within a hundred miles, but you certainly can't remember the plot of the cartoon you watched at that time.

However, no matter how outrageous it was, at least Hawkeye joined the Avengers' action in the end, and the original generation of Avengers gathered together again.

It’s just that compared to the Battle of New York, everyone has changed a lot.

Sherlock and Tony naturally couldn't let down these old comrades, so while waiting, the two of them teamed up to give everyone's equipment a major upgrade.

The first one is Dr. Banner. After all, he has the physical fitness of the green fat man, so Sherlock directly arranged an oversized axe that looks like Black Cleaver for him.

Except for Banner who was a little embarrassed, everyone else thought that this weapon was very suitable for Banner. Even the Hulk in Banner's body liked this weapon.

Not to mention Black Widow and Hawkeye, Tony combined nanotechnology to create a weapon for Black Widow that can change its appearance at will. As long as Black Widow wants, all kinds of weapons will immediately appear in her hands.

As for Hawkeye, there is not much change. It still has the same three items: longbow quiver and bow and arrow.

The only difference is that both of them have arrows and Black Widow's waist is filled with Sherlock's special magic bullets, Black Widow's are bullets, and Hawkeye's are arrows.

Combined with Sherlock's magic, the two of them could barely be considered to have the same combat power as a Hogwarts graduate.

The character who has changed the most is Tony. Unlike the nano-tech armor in Infinity War, Tony's armor now has returned to the tough shape in Iron Man 1.

Of course, after all, technology has advanced, and with Sherlock's magic assistance, the armor is still worn in the same way as the Mark 99 in Infinity War, with the belt equipped with nano technology, but the appearance has become that of Iron Man .

But its power can be said to have increased by more than one level. If you really think that this armor, which integrates the most powerful technology in Tony's hands, is the same as the original Mark III, then you can really wait for death.

This set of armor is Tony's latest armor made by combining Wakanda's vibranium and his own nanotechnology. Not only does it greatly enhance the armor's defense, it also adds a lot of new functions.

The most important of these is the addition of Sherlock's magic ammunition. After all, we can't expect Tony to remove his armor every time and use his gun to fire Sherlock's magic bullets, right?

This is why Sherlock's training ground exists, which allows Tony's marksmanship to be just passable. If it were in a movie, with Tony's marksmanship with those two knives, it would be hard to say where the bullets would hit.

Of course, Tony has a secret trump card that he hasn't told anyone. In addition to the nanorobots in the reactor on his chest, Tony also has a bag with Sherlock's Traceless Expansion Spell built into his belt.

A space with a volume roughly equivalent to that of a standard swimming pool is filled with nanorobots. Anyway, this time the embarrassing situation where there are not enough nanorobots and only external armor is left will not appear in Thanos' happy hometown during the battle.

The only one who hasn't changed is the captain.

Faced with the captain's aggrieved look, Sherlock simply ignored it and told the captain that it was not time for him to be strengthened yet and Thor would help him to strengthen himself.

The captain was dismissed with just one sentence. Everyone patted the captain on the shoulder silently when leaving. What can I say? Think carefully about how you have offended Sherlock, the living devil.