Leziren’s happy life in Marvel

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Rhodes and Falcon didn't talk behind others' backs, so the captain naturally heard it as well. However, with a powerful enemy at the doorstep, the captain just had a question mark in his head and didn't care anymore.

He just regarded it as a unique way for the two to relax before the battle. He didn't say much, but there was a bit of resentment in his eyes when he looked at the two of them.

How should I put it, the Battle of New York was also very embarrassing. I looked like a little clay figure throughout the whole battle, but it was definitely different from the disgusting one today.

After rolling his eyes at the two funny brothers, the captain shifted his attention to the group of mad dogs. He soon discovered that the group of mad dogs in front of him began to show some different changes.

The group of mad dogs, who were originally in such chaos that they only knew how to rush forward, and even got crushed to death because of the protective shield but did not even take a step back, actually began to run around the entire protective shield in a regular pattern.

It was obvious that this group of mad dogs began to receive orders from the commander and wanted to form a two-pronged attack from behind.

You know, at this stage almost all of Wakanda's combat power is gathered here. Black Panther naturally can't really let this group of mad dogs get around, so he directly ordered to prepare for battle, and ordered the Ministry of Science and Technology to open a small gap in front of everyone.

Using this gap to attract this group of mad dogs to enter can also effectively control the number of people entering and ensure the safety of the rear. After all, from the current situation, it is obvious that the IQ of this group of mad dogs is not very high.

As the gap opened, in an instant, both sides were eager to fight, whether it was Mad Dog belonging to Thanos' side, or Wakanda and the Avengers on the Earth's side, they all rushed towards each other with weapons.

Only Rhodes stood there with a confused look on his face, keeping his hands raised in the same posture as Erkang, watching the two sides charge.

But it couldn't be Rhode's fault that he didn't react. After all, Rhode, who was used to fighting modern wars, was also participating in such a "primitive" war for the first time.

According to Rhodes' idea, the two sides should at least start with a wave of weapons exchange, even if it is a line-up shooting, and finally engage in hand-to-hand combat after the ammunition is exhausted.

I don't expect these guys with super high-tech weapons to use the same tactics as the soldiers in World War II, but you should at least make sure they do the same as they did in World War I, right?

After such a long wait and nervousness, you finally end up with a feudal dynasty cold weapon showdown. The most important thing is that the opponent actually cooperates. It's really amazing.

Even the anti-self armor driven by Dr. Banner crashed into pieces?

At this moment, the military qualities that Colonel Rhodes had cultivated over the years in the Air Force began to quietly break down under the guidance of this group of weirdos, and at the same time, his love for science fiction films also broke down.

Rhodes even dared to swear that if any director dared to film the so-called interstellar battle in the future with the two sides' space battleships firing at each other, and the high-tech soldiers firing machine guns everywhere during the landing battle, Rhodes would definitely take today's battle scenes in the director and screenwriter's face.

Fuck the storm troopers, fuck the hot weapons shooting, it’s obvious that real men in the universe only love hand-to-hand combat!

Of course, no matter how much he complained, Rhodes still had to do what he had to do. With Rhodes' military qualities, he would never engage in hand-to-hand combat with super high-tech weapons like the wise guy in Wakanda before his ammunition was used up.

Rhode spread his hands, took off quickly and began to repeatedly drop bombs around the small gap in the protective shield, and used his own performance to tell everyone what "modern warfare" is.

But soon, even if Rhodes no longer wanted to return to the hand-to-hand combat of the feudal dynasty, he had to return to the most primitive hand-to-hand combat. As for the reason, it was very simple. The ammunition was used up!

On the other hand, those mad dogs on the opposite side were like a tide, which could never be defeated. After one batch was killed, a new batch would soon be replaced. It was endless as if there was no end at all.

Apart from the two physical monsters, Captain and Buggy, the most eye-catching people on the entire battlefield, even Rhodes, who was assisted by armor, began to feel a little overwhelmed.

After this situation occurred, Captain America and Buggy were forced to act as firefighters. Captain America was invincible with the broken Meowth Hammer in his hand and two small shields made of vibranium on his arms.

The round shield behind him was directly transformed into a dart that reaped lives with the cooperation of the captain and Buggy's ruthless iron hand. With the help of Meowth Hammer, it could often sweep away a large area at once.

However, the use of Meowth Hammer is not without cost. Facing seemingly endless enemies, Captain America and Buggy gradually began to show signs of physical exhaustion.

As the physical strength of the two gradually decreased, an emotion called despair began to gradually spread in the hearts of the people. After all, they had been fighting for so long, let alone meeting the enemy commander, they had not even completely eliminated the cannon fodder used by the enemy to consume them.

For the first time in his life, Captain America began to identify with the Tony who had risked his life to defeat Ultron.

Just as the despair in everyone's hearts began to spread like a virus, a rainbow bridge suddenly appeared in the sky, and in an instant it pierced through Wakanda's protective shield and descended on the battlefield, not far in front of Captain America and Buggy.

Even when the colorful light had not yet dissipated, the people inside started to take action. An axe flew out from the colorful light, along with countless thunders as thick as buckets, which directly covered the entire left side of the battlefield like raindrops.

Under the coverage of those bucket-sized thunders, the battlefield on the left seemed to have arrived at a thunder purgatory in an instant. Countless mad dogs were turned into ashes by the bucket-sized thunders before they even had time to scream.

The situation on the right was even more exaggerated. Ice spikes appeared suddenly and quickly pierced all the mad dogs present into candied haws. Those mad dogs that had luckily escaped were not much better off. The cold air brought by the ice spikes directly froze those mad dogs that had no reason at all into popsicles.

Those who are luckier will be frozen directly and become permanent frozen works of art.

If one is unlucky, his limbs will be frozen off, leaving only a body falling to the ground, twisting and wailing constantly, and eventually being slowly turned into an ice cube by the cold air.

The mad dogs that were pouring into the gap were not in a much better situation either. Countless vines seemed to have life and pierced the mad dogs like candied haws. The vines even turned into magical whips and whipped the mad dogs left and right, leaving them confused.

It was not until the colorful clouds disappeared that everyone saw who had fallen from the sky. Yes, it was Thor and his group!

Of course, in the Avengers' team, those Avengers who participated in the Battle of New York also looked at Loki with particularly complicated eyes. Although they already knew that Loki had turned over a new leaf and was now the king of Asgard, after all, they were former enemies and it was still somewhat awkward for them to meet again.

On the contrary, Thor greeted everyone in a carefree manner.

"My friends, my comrades, the most powerful Avengers, the Prince of Asgard, the great Thor~~What the hell?"

When Thor was speaking halfway, his eyes fell directly on the broken version of Meowth Hammer in the hands of the captain standing in the front, and he even changed his own name.