Leziren’s happy life in Marvel

Question: What are the three most terrifying moments for a woman?

The answer is very simple. The first is when the woman is your girlfriend and when she is angry. Anyone who has been in a relationship should know this.

An angry girlfriend is harder to deal with than a pig during the Chinese New Year. If by chance, you live in Northeast China or Sichuan and Chongqing, then congratulations, you have unlocked the hidden version.

The girlfriend's irritability level +100%, force level +1000%, and the passive ability is triggered, "I'll count to three" or "buzz what bzz".

Generally speaking, the only difference between women and terrorists at this time is that terrorists can at least negotiate, but this thing will never negotiate with you.

As for the second one, it is still about a woman being angry, but the role has been changed to a mother or an older sister. I believe that family members who have been beaten by a sister or mother should understand how terrible this is.

It is no exaggeration to say that some people still cannot help but shudder when they see things like clothes racks, feather dusters, broomsticks, and shoe horns. This is still the ingredient of my mother.

If you are a sister, congratulations, you have obtained the hidden secret realm. After all, when a sister beats her brother, she usually uses some moves. If she meets someone with more martial virtues, she will really use weapons!

The last one is undoubtedly much milder than the first two. At least it will not cause any physical harm, but the absence of physical harm does not mean that there will be no mental harm.

They are both angry women, but when your identity becomes this woman’s so-called friend and bestie, you will know that feeling.

Applying this to Sherlock, we can only say that Sherlock’s only hope now is to make Jane shut up!

If he continued talking, Sherlock felt that he was about to know what knowledge the two people used to pull carrots at night!

This is not an exaggeration. If you happen to have a girlfriend at home, and your girlfriend happens to have a best friend, if you are not afraid of death, you can take a look at the chat records between the two. It will definitely subvert your three views.

(The author of the above words firmly does not support imitation or action. If you do not listen to the advice, all matters of breakup or quarrel have nothing to do with the author! Of course, if there are brave people who try it, I hope to share the chat records for everyone to learn.)

Anyway, Sherlock's mind is now filled with only two words: regret.

Yes, Sherlock has begun to regret agreeing to Thor's commission. God knows why everything was normal at the beginning, and Jane and he greeted each other like old friends who had not seen each other for a long time.

Until Sherlock told him the purpose of his visit, the tone of the painting suddenly turned into Thor's complaining session for some reason.

The most important thing was that the more Jane spoke, the angrier she seemed to get. At the end, she looked as if she was about to mutate. Sherlock was terrified, fearing that Jane would suddenly bite him in the next second.

Under desperation, Sherlock could only think of a quick solution. With the help of his amazing talent, Sherlock successfully diverted Jane's attention from sharing gossip and complaints with her "best friend" to another activity that women could not refuse.

shop!

Yes, although shopping is one of the activities that is enough to make many male compatriots tired, Sherlock would rather go shopping than read the little details of her and Saul's life that Jane told him.

After all, Sherlock really has no interest in their private lives.

Fortunately, the place where Jane studied abroad was a bit like Switzerland on Earth. It was a permanently neutral cosmic civilization with extremely developed commerce and education. Therefore, Jane did not refuse Sherlock's guidance.

She excitedly pulled Sherlock to the street and started shopping. After all, Jane had learned everything she needed to learn while studying abroad. Besides, she had come to an alien planet after all, so it would be a bit unreasonable if she didn't bring back some souvenirs.

I can only say that women are definitely a strange species. At least Sherlock really feels this now. How to say it, although Sherlock's physical fitness is not as good as that of Thor or Hulk, he can still dismantle the Gundam with his bare hands.

But in a small environment like the Earth, Sherlock still believes that his physical fitness is among the best.

But even so, after a whole day, Sherlock almost exhausted himself to the point of splitting his legs, and the look in his eyes when he looked at Jane became strange.

Before he traveled through time, someone on the Internet said that the physical strength of a woman while shopping was comparable to that of a special forces soldier whose body had been sanctified. Sherlock didn't quite believe it, but after experiencing it himself, Sherlock felt that what his predecessor said was absolutely correct.

This is the way Sherlock seems to be restrained when he is not Jane's boyfriend. It is hard to imagine what kind of hard life Thor lives normally.

However, considering Thor's unusually strong body, the little sympathy Sherlock had for Thor quickly disappeared.

The two boarded Sherlock's small spaceship on the second day and began to accelerate towards the earth relying on Sherlock's portal magic cos curvature engine.

Although Jane had some complaints about Thor disappearing for two years to take care of Asgard's affairs, she softened her heart when she listened to Sherlock's description of everything the three of them had experienced. She did not clamor to find Thor but decided to return to Earth to help take care of Asgard's "refugees".

Sherlock was relieved about this. After all, Sherlock really didn't want to go to that Asgard transport ship again. Now Sherlock missed the big bed at home and his extremely luxurious bathroom.

After three full days of traveling, Sherlock finally became more proficient in the magic of portals. The last portal was opened directly near the earth, saving the two of them from the painful days of wandering in the universe.

Of course, because there might be a series of trivial things related to Asgard, Sherlock did not send Jane directly to her and Thor's house, but directly arranged Jane in his own training ground.

Seeing Sherlock driving a cool spaceship and landing in the residential area of ​​the training ground, the Black Widow, the Avengers and Sherlock's uncles in the residential area were all excited.

After asking carefully, Sherlock realized that although he had been away for more than two months according to his senses, according to the time sense of people on Earth, Sherlock might have been away for less than a week.

Sherlock was quite surprised by this. Could it be that Sakaar is the house of time and spirit in the Marvel world?

Sherlock was speechless about this. How could he say it? He seemed to have found a very useful place, but it was not that useful. After all, Saka was too far away from them.

After casually sending a request for a meeting tomorrow to the Avengers, Sherlock simply arranged a place to stay and ran into his own house. After being away for so long, Sherlock really missed his big bed at home.

As for the spaceship, it doesn’t matter. It belongs to Sherlock anyway, so Tony and Black Widow can watch it if they like.