Leziren’s happy life in Marvel

To be honest, when Thor saw the green figure coming out of the other gate, he became excited. The reason was very simple. He knew this opponent who was described as terrifying by the stone man!

Green fat Hulk!

Yes, that’s the green guy who once disappeared on Earth in a spaceship modified by Tony!

After seeing the green fat figure, Sol naively thought that he was sure of it. At least he didn't have to worry about any danger to his life! And considering the former comradeship, Thor estimated that the green fat man would not let him lose too ugly.

But what Thor didn't know was how could Sherlock and Loki, two bastards who were almost pissed off on Sakaar, let Thor go!

After Sherlock deceived Loki a lot, in order to give Thor the most profound training, the two of them strengthened their good brother and brother. After knowing that Gao Tianzun's duel king was Green After gaining weight, he immediately began to deceive Gao Tianzun.

As for the content of the deception, it was also very simple. Loki came up with a lot of talk about how he could improve the fighting power of the green fat man. He successfully deceived Gao Tianzun into confusion, and nodded and agreed that the two wanted to give Hulk special training. idea.

In order to make Hulk stronger, he also took out the duel field that was usually only used for duels to train Hulk for the two of them.

The reason why Gao Tianzun is so easy to fool is actually very simple. Even though Gao Tianzun is timid and bitchy, he is an out-and-out pervert. He likes to watch duels like this very much. Bloody and violent activities.

When Loki told Gao Tianzun that it would make Hulk's battle more dramatic and entertaining, Gao Tianzun agreed to Loki without even the slightest hesitation.

Of course, after all, both Loki and Sherlock have a little bit of psychological shadow on Hulk. Naturally, the two of them cannot personally teach Hulk.

So the two of them came up with a solution that was not a solution. They spent the whole day in Sherlock's room. Sherlock continued to use magic to extract the memories of the two people's fights and put them in the pensieve. .

Then based on the observation, I made a series of secret books, intending to give them to Hulk so that Hulk can practice on his own.

It not only includes most of the Asgardian fighting skills, but also various Kung Fu skills on the rabbit side, including but not limited to Wing Chun, Bagua Zhang, Bajiquan, Tai Chi and even some similar boxing from other countries. Wizardry like Muay Thai, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.

Even after finishing this torturous day's work, both of them felt like vomiting when they saw the Pensieve.

What? You said that neither of them know how to fight, how can they make a 'cheat book'? It's very simple. Have you never eaten pork and seen a pig running?洛基是从自己常年的挨揍的记忆之中汲取的经验，至于夏洛克，感谢上辈子的自己是一个动作电影的爱好者吧！

Not replicating the palm technique that fell from the sky in Kung Fu is already considered a kind-hearted thing on Sherlock's part.

But obviously, it's almost as difficult to ask Hulk, a big guy like Hulk, to read the "cheats" carefully compiled by two people as to ask Hulk to embroider with needlework.

This also leads to the subsequent story of Loki fooling Gao Tianzun.

That's right, the two decided to personally start special training for the Hulk. Of course, the so-called personal training must not include going into battle in person. In order not to face the terrifying green fat man, the two met overnight and spent a whole day making it. A 1:1 Hulk replica doll came out.

The puppet is jointly operated by Sherlock and Loki. Sherlock is responsible for using the transformation technique to provide the puppet with continuous transformation and memory links, so that the puppet can master the 'secrets' in its head.

As for Loki, he needs to continue to provide illusion magic to the doll, maintain the original appearance of the doll, and provide the 'cpu' to the doll.

In order to make the doll truly move and be flexible like a normal person, the two even developed a set of helmets that they both need to wear together when using it.

The principle is basically similar to the synchronization of operating mechas in Pacific Rim, except that there is no mutual exchange of memories and the like.

Don't tell me, the effect of this thing is really good. When Hulk saw his puppet in the training ground for the first time, he instinctively wanted to rush up and beat up the fake.

However, Sherlock and Loki teamed up to use the 'cheats' in their heads to deal with it. After that, Hulk became more honest and began to learn skills from the two of them seriously.

Don't tell me, Hulk doesn't look very smart, but his fighting talent is really good!

Before Thor came to Sakaar, Hulk had already learned three boxing techniques including Wing Chun, Bajiquan, and Tai Chi from Sherlock and Loki. The most important thing is that Hulk could even use his own fighting instincts to Seamlessly switch between three boxing styles!

To be honest, after confirming this, Sherlock felt a little bad. Sherlock didn't understand why Hulk, a tall and thick guy, behaved more like a rabbit than himself when it came to kung fu. .

Damn it, when she was being trained by Price, she didn't have the Hulk to master the three Kung Fu in less than a month. She was still using pirated secrets from Sherlock movies!

On the other hand, Sherlock can only imitate a routine at most. Do you want Sherlock to use this thing in actual combat?

Well, Sherlock tried it. According to his own level, in just one round, Price had to kneel on the ground and beg Sherlock not to die with tears streaming down his face!

The most important thing is, this thing is the fucking Hulk!

Can you imagine that guy whose arms are thicker than a normal person's waist, seriously performing a Tai Chi routine with a round and big watermelon?

Anyway, Sherlock is a bit stupid.

Even Loki was not much better. After Hulk successfully mastered the three martial arts without any teacher, in a basic battle, Hulk directly used the two of them to brainstorm for a whole night. The doll made by the cells was beaten to a pulp.

Until the two of them took off the helmets on their heads, they could not forget the feeling of Hulk's big fist like a washbasin hitting their faces like a violent storm.

How should I put it? The two experienced people in the audience saw an excited Thor shouting "I know you" and wanting to be related to the Hulk. He neatly made a cross on his heart, wishing the gods and Buddhas in the sky to bless him. Come on, my dear brother.

On the other hand, Hulk, after seeing clearly who the person on the other side was, Hulk, who originally appeared with two super sledgehammers, actually smiled evilly, then threw the two hammers on the ground and pointed at them. Thor rushed over.

Just kidding, beating Thor with a weapon is not as satisfying as punching to the flesh?