Leziren’s happy life in Marvel

As for what our 'Chakra Immortal' is doing now, well, after settling the order of the wooden people, Sherlock and Tony unanimously decided to make some small changes to their spaceship.

The reason for making this decision is actually very simple, because although the lives of the two are very exciting, they always feel a little dry for some reason.

Yes, it’s just a little dry! As for Ganba? In Shylock's previous life, a master named Meng told Shylock the solution.

It doesn't matter whether it's dry or numb, just take a plate and you'll be fine.

After all, they both have similar personalities, and that guy is the one who feels uncomfortable even if he doesn't do something mean every day. Although being chased every day is exciting, it still gets a bit boring after a long time.

So the two of them worked together and decided to add a layer of projection on the outside of the spacecraft. As for the content of the projection, well, what do you think these two bitches will do?

That's right, Disney, the player with the strongest legal department on the planet, didn't conduct space business anyway, so the two simply put Mickey Mouse's image on the projection.

To be honest, Tony didn't agree with Sherlock's proposal at the beginning. After all, as a native of Earth, the image of Mickey Mouse was a bit naive for Tony.

But it just so happens that such a childish image suddenly becomes mean-spirited when paired with the dubbing found by Sherlock, and even makes people have the urge to hit people.

After completing the transformation of the spaceship, when faced with the pursuit of those forces, a 3D projection of a mean Mickey Mouse will appear on the top of Sherlock's spacecraft, broadcasting a full-band broadcast to the enemies behind him. shout.

"Hey, what are you looking at? It's me! Your dad! Do you want to come into my wonderful house? What, you want to come in? Come after me! Come on, tell me some dirty words and you can come in. ! Miska, Mouska, you can’t get into the chariot~"

Even to make it more vivid, the moment this mean Mickey Mouse appears, the three characters "Second Second House" will be projected on Sherlock's spaceship using the universal language of the universe.

This is not the most despicable thing. The most despicable thing is that if these people really catch up with Sherlock and his spaceship, the wonderful room on the spacecraft will turn into an unpleasant room in an instant.

That Mickey Mouse shouting also became.

"Hey, do you really want to enter your father's Miaomiao house? Do you want to wrestle with your father and me? Come on, try to come in and wrestle, you little trash!"

Anyway, it was just a bunch of slutty words to make these pursuers angry.

If you can’t catch up, you’ll be so angry that you’ll die. If you catch up and start fighting, you’ll have to endure the opponent’s insults while fighting.

No matter how you do it, it will be extremely uncomfortable. Of course, when the enemy feels uncomfortable, Sherlock and Tony will be very excited, and they will become more and more arrogant.

The more arrogant the pursuers are, the angrier they will be. The angrier they are, the more intense the arrest will be for the two of them. The greater the arrest intensity, the greater the fame of the two people. The greater the fame, the greater the benefits for the two people.

Of course, being famous is not a good thing. There are always some short-sighted people who want to run in front of them and try to become famous.

Although Tony, the ignorant player, could take care of it all by himself, but as time went by, the two of them got a little tired. In the end, they decided to retire and return to their hometown after one more big fight.

The final mission chosen by the two was a mission issued by a collector. The mission was to go to the holy land of a cosmic race and retrieve what they called a sacred object. The sacred object looked like a ball.

It is somewhat similar to the original Pictou Clan mission, but the difference is that this mission is an anonymous mission, which means that the issuer of the mission does not care who takes the mission. The individual accepted the assignment.

The owner of the task only cares about whether he can get the thing in his hand. He will pay whoever gets the thing in front of him!

For Sherlock and Tony, it didn't matter whether they had this task or not. They took on this task with the idea of ​​​​making a profit if they could.

What Sherlock didn't expect was that when the two of them carefully sneaked into this so-called holy place, Sherlock saw an unexpected person.

Yes, it's the Star-Lord who looks handsome with BGM, but without BGM he looks stupid.

Sherlock finally remembered why this mission always gave him a familiar feeling. Damn it, wasn't this the mission to seize the power stone at the beginning of Silver Guard?

Just when Tony wanted to rush out from the hiding place and give this idiot an iron fist like War Machine did, Sherlock grabbed Tony who was about to take action.

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Looking at Tony, whose face was filled with questions, Sherlock's expression was extremely solemn.

"Listen to me, Tony, let's give up this mission, just go buy some souvenirs as planned and go home directly. It's okay if we don't do this mission!"

Regarding Sherlock's statement, Tony could have questions all over his face. After all, the person opposite who was singing old songs from the last century in a tone-deaf voice and dancing endlessly didn't look like he could make Sherlock afraid. people.

Seeing Tony looking at Star-Lord who was dancing with a confused expression and then turning around to look at himself, Sherlock also knew that Tony was a little unwilling to give up this lucrative task.

After thinking for a while, Sherlock said solemnly to Tony.

"I'm serious, don't mess with this guy. It's not because of how powerful this guy is or how awesome his background is, but because getting too close to this guy will affect your IQ!"

"Are you kidding me? After all, this guy looks just like those idiots on Earth!"

Tony's first reaction to Sherlock's statement was that he didn't believe it, but Sherlock soon shattered Tony's last expectations and continued with a solemn expression.

"No, I swear, it will really affect IQ! You know I will predict that he will definitely affect IQ. I only said this after seeing his future teammates!"

Hearing Sherlock's solemn words, Tony's expression changed involuntarily. After taking a rather apprehensive look at Star-Lord, who was still dancing, Tony pulled Sherlock away without any hesitation.

Just kidding, wish me the ultimate smart person on earth, one of the few people in the universe who is cursed by knowledge. The most precious thing about Tony, besides Pepper, is his IQ that is beyond ordinary people.

When you get in touch with Tony, you can pursue his name or his money. Even if your relationship is good, you can pursue his armor, but you can't pursue Pepper and his IQ!