Leziren’s happy life in Marvel

Suppressing CP should be a very beautiful thing, after all, the scene just now smells like domineering literature.

Thor, the domineering prince of Asgard, fell in love with Jane, a poor girl from Earth, despite his parents' opposition. When Jane was in danger, he ignored his parents' prohibition and came to Earth privately to find true love.

After the two people who had been separated for a long time met once, Jane cried and gave Sol two big blows, accusing the overbearing prince of leaving without saying goodbye, accusing the overbearing prince of his mistakes, and then the overbearing prince kissed her very forcefully. Lover in arms.

The two broke up their grudges with a kiss, got back together, and began to fall in love vigorously again.

If this scene is placed here, it would be a proper dimensionality reduction blow. How could Yingjiang, who has never experienced the bombardment of video short dramas, refuse such a typical boss plot?

You can tell by looking at the expressions of Daisy and the three people behind them. Now Daisy and the three of them have expressions of being knocked over, and the faces of one woman and two men are full of aunty smiles.

But this is not the case for Sherlock.

After experiencing the bombardment of short dramas such as the crooked dragon king, the domineering president, the grudges of the wealthy, the real and fake daughters, the counterattack of the diaosi, and the ups and downs of the officialdom in the previous life, Sherlock looked at Thor and Jane who were currently playing out the story of the boss. Feeling uncomfortable.

It's the awkward feeling of digging your toes into the ground, and the feeling of witnessing the absurdity of Boss Ba's plot.

Taking ten thousand steps back and looking at the scene between Jane and Sol just based on the CP, Sherlock also felt extremely embarrassed. After all, the most important condition for the CP is that the two of them must look alike, and they must not be the same. So familiar!

After all, distance creates beauty!

But look at these two people, which of the damn conditions do they meet?

Jane's appearance is very similar to that of Natalie Portman. Both of them have cold looks, not to mention Thor, who is even more similar to Xu Jinjiang than the actor who played Thor in his previous life.

Can you compare Natalie Portman and Xu Jinjiang’s CP?

Anyway, Sherlock can't do it, and the most important thing is that when Thor started dating Jane, Sherlock was forced to get involved. Damn it, the last time he was in Asgard , the love letter Sol wrote to Jane was ghostwritten by his mother-in-law Sherlock.

Just like that, how can Sherlock start knocking?

Therefore, from beginning to end, Sherlock watched the interaction between the two of them as if he had seen something dirty.

Perhaps because Sherlock's eyes were too dazzling, after Jane and Sol nibbled for a while as if no one else was around, they discovered Sherlock standing ten meters away.

Out of concern for her friends and singles, Jane seemed to want to come over and say something to Sherlock.

Sherlock didn't know what Jane and Sol said because of the distance. He only saw Jane and Sol exchanging a few words before walking towards Sherlock's direction.

However, before taking two steps, Jane's footsteps stopped. As Jane approached, black and red mist began to appear uncontrollably on Jane's body, and Jane's face also showed when she stopped. A sad look.

As if a heart attack suddenly occurred, Jane immediately covered her chest. With uncontrollable black-red mist pouring out from all over her body, Jane immediately knelt on one knee.

Seeing that Jane had a problem, Thor almost subconsciously threw the meow hammer in his hand towards the place that threatened Jane's safety.

Looking at it now, the only place that can be said to be a threat is Sherlock, who stood there with a confused face and had no time to say anything to stop Jane.

Sherlock almost watched helplessly as Thor threw the Meow Meow Hammer towards him, and his whole body felt bad.

Damn it, you actually swung a hammer at me? You bastard is so close to Jane, even if you reach out and pull her, you actually swing the hammer at me?

What a great bastard who values ​​sex over friends! ! !

Sol! I! knock! ! you! ! ! guy! ! ! ! mother! ! ! ! !

Of course, at the speed of Meow Hammer, although the roar in Sherlock's mind was deafening, there was no time to convert the roar in Sherlock's head into sound waves.

The strong combat skills prompted Sherlock to almost subconsciously take out the wand placed in the library and activate Disapparation.

With a crackling sound of space distortion, Sherlock was no longer on the path of Meow Hammer. When Sherlock appeared again, he was already on the other side.

Of course, Sherlock was not a fool and kept a certain safe distance from Jane.

As Sherlock left, the abnormality on Jane's body disappeared without a trace in an instant. As if nothing had happened, Jane returned to normal and stood up, looking at Sherlock with a puzzled face. .

And Thor seemed to have realized what stupid thing he had just done. Meowth Hammer flew halfway before being summoned back by Thor with his hand.

Although it seems like a long time to write this thing in words, in fact, everything happened in just a few breaths.

Although this incident did not cause any irreparable consequences, Sherlock's face was still terribly dark.

Just a little bit closer! Just a little bit closer! Sherlock is going to really experience what it means to catch the Meow Hammer with his face!

The last time the Meowth Hammer was caught with his face was Thor who had just thrown the hammer, but that Meowth Hammer was just a fake after all! That thing is still in Sherlock's library and is collected by Sherlock!

Now Thor actually wants to use a real Meowth Hammer to recreate what Sherlock did to Thor when Sherlock was in New Mexico?

It's unbearable, even uncle and aunt can't bear it! !

Sherlock tried his best to raise the corners of his mouth and showed a twisted smile to Jane, trying to make his tone as kind as possible.

"Jane, can you please stay ten meters away from your dear boyfriend and keep this safe distance? I have something to talk to our prince of Asgard, dear Thor. ~"

Although Sherlock's tone was very kind, Jane didn't sound like a kind person. Coupled with Sherlock's almost cannibalistic look when he stared at Solna when he said this, Jane simply couldn't refuse. Sherlock.

Trying hard to rub the goosebumps on her body caused by Sherlock's tone just now, Jane, under the gaze of Saul's eyes asking for help, pulled Daisy and the three of them away a long way away without any psychological burden, let alone ten meters. Yes, even thirty meters.

Seeing that Jane had left a safe distance for herself, the smile on Sherlock's face became brighter and brighter, and the wand moved up and down flexibly in Sherlock's hand.

"Thor~"

Sherlock still maintained the nurturing tone just now, drawing Sol's attention from Jane to himself.

Seeing Thor's eyes turned towards him, Sherlock's expression began to distort rapidly.

"Me! Knock! You! Mom! You die!!! You!!!!"