Leziren’s happy life in Marvel
Chapter 144 Captain? No, please call me Batman! (Down)
After confirming the plan, it was time for Tony, a man with money abilities, to perform. In less than half an hour, a helicopter that had never been sold before parked in the open space of the farm.
In Tony's words, this thing was the last swan song of the original weapons department. It was a prototype of a military helicopter that was originally intended to be sold. After Tony closed the weapons department, this thing was sealed.
Nowadays, using it as a car for everyone is considered a waste.
The biggest problem, transportation, has been solved, and all that's left is fighting.
The people in the Avengers were naturally no strangers to fighting, and they all began to go back to their rooms to sort out their equipment.
The only exception is the widow's younger sister Anne. After all, as a black widow, she is currently wearing her combat uniform, so naturally there is no need to change.
And to be honest, as a combatant, Annie is still looking forward to fighting side by side with the members of the Avengers.
Not to mention anything else, they had naturally observed the Battle of New York at the base of the Red House, especially the wizard's wall of fire that was a hundred meters high and stretched for several blocks.
Anne remembered clearly that after the wizard released the wall of fire, the owner of the red house, Dreykov, was frightened.
The Black Widows were even ordered to start investigating the wizard's information at one point, but unfortunately, it is estimated that except for Tony, Sherlock's five uncles in the entire world probably know about Sherlock's vest.
Therefore, Dreykov's investigation naturally failed, which also made Dreykov even more afraid of this unscientific wizard who suddenly appeared.
This incident left a very deep impression on Anne. Anne had never seen Dreykov so afraid of a person. Therefore, under the influence of love, Anne was full of expectations for the entire Avengers.
But when everyone came out, Annie felt that her expectations were shattered.
God knows what she saw!
Is that woman with the Hulk's arms the Hulk?
Can anyone tell me why Thor carries a fire ax and a mask with a mustache?
And what's going on with that set of clothes that are so tacky that they even make people feel a bit trendy?
And sister, are you cosplaying something? Look at what you've got, Spider-Man's head and Deadpool's body?
Wait, who are Spider-Man and Deadpool?
By the way, Captain, do you know what you are doing? Forget wearing a hood that looks more like a meow head than a bat head, are you serious about the black self-paint on your chest?
Will you really not be sued for copyright infringement by that comic company?
Also, what are those two little blast shields on your arms? I don't expect you to use your own shield, but you should be more serious at least, right? Are you really still the captain I know?
And Mr. Hawkeye, needless to say, the captain can still clean up. You are the type who is sure to lose in a lawsuit. Except for the belt, even the weapons in your hands are exactly the same.
And Mr. Tony, do you want to see what you're wearing? This is the first time I know that you are still an old two-dimensional person! And, Mr. Tony, if possible, could you put down the visor? Gundam's visor is not the way to lift the whole face up! So disillusioned!
The thing that Anne couldn't accept the most was Sherlock's dress. Let's not mention what the big can you are carrying behind you is, and why you need to use a spray gun to connect the big can behind you.
Could you tell me what happened to the rusty dagger in your other hand?
I know you are cosplaying Mr. Wizard, but even if you are cosplaying, please be more serious, okay?
Do you want to see if the short knife in your hand has anything to do with the wand in Mr. Wizard's hand, except for its color?
Annie felt that she was a little disillusioned. At this moment, Annie felt a panic just thinking about fighting side by side with these guys.
Are these guys really the heroes who saved the Earth and New York? It looks nothing like it!
On this side, Anne felt quite disillusioned after knowing her idol's true identity, while everyone in the Avengers looked at the captain with eyes that betrayed the revolution.
We agreed to be embarrassed together, but you secretly changed your uniform?
And just change it, do you want to see your craft? Is the large piece of self-spray paint on your chest because you are afraid that others will not know that you are covering up the meow head on your chest?
The captain naturally knew what everyone's eyes meant, but every time he thought about meeting his competitor and wearing such embarrassing clothes, the captain felt uncomfortable.
If you can't recognize it, that's it. If the other party does recognize it, that's embarrassing, right?
Therefore, the captain thought about it all night last night, and finally tried his best under limited conditions, at least making his uniform not look so embarrassing.
"Captain, what are you doing?"
In the end, it was the widowed sister who was kind-hearted and looked at the captain who had altered his uniform into a mess and asked her doubts.
After hearing the widowed sister's question, the captain struggled for a while and finally made up his mind. He looked at his teammates in front of him and said solemnly.
"No, I am not the captain. From now on, please call me Batman! This is my lifelong request."
After saying that, the captain even bowed slightly towards his teammates.
The people present were all human beings. After just a moment of thinking, they understood what the captain was thinking, and they didn’t know who started it first, so they let out a burst of laughter.
Immediately afterwards, the entire room was filled with laughter, and the only one with a bitter face was the captain, who struggled to squeeze out a wry smile.
Fortunately, everyone was reasonable and agreed to the captain's request. However, not one of them should be guilty of being mean.
Especially Tony, who faced the captain's death-wanting gaze and slapped the captain's shoulder hard and teased him a lot.
"Captain, I think it's better to call you Batman than Catman. What do you think?"
It's okay if Tony didn't say anything. After he said that, the laughter in the audience became even louder.
The captain also thought silently for a long time, his teammates, his teammates, his own choices, his own promises to help, and then he reluctantly suppressed his desire to play solo with Tony.
But after all, the result is good, and everyone understands the captain's mood, and the most they can do is make fun of it.
If I had to say that the one who gained the most was definitely Tony. At this moment, Tony truly experienced the fun of Sherlock and began to have the idea of developing into a fun person.
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