Douluo: When Tang San’s sister played with idioms

"It's not me." Tang Tang pretended not to admit it.

Yan Ling punished her teacher and classmate with a thought in her mind. If she revealed any more information, Yan Ling might turn her brother Tang San into a piece of grass. Under such a threat, how could Tang Tang dare to reveal another word?

Seeing Tang Tang's reaction, Tang San was convinced: Tang Tang must know the inside story, but he just didn't dare to tell him.

It has to be said that with such a small amount of information, one can guess almost exactly. In addition to his familiarity with Tang Tang, Tang San's own level of monster also accounts for a large part.

"It's okay to have fun, but don't go too far." Tang San tapped Tang Tang's head lightly with his fingers, testing again.

"Hey, I know, I know, no, it's just a joke!" Tang Tang covered the place where Tang San had knocked with both hands, pouting and complaining.

Tang San: Yes, I understand. (laugh)

Tang Tang: I didn’t reveal it, this is a normal answer!

With confidence in his heart, Tang San also felt relieved and took Tang Tang back to find Ning Rongrong and Oscar.

It wasn't until he was actually hit that he realized that he had let go too early.

Along the way, Tangtang, a little money fan, was generous enough to treat the three of them to a lot of food. However, most of the food only had two servings. There was always someone who wanted to taste the unique taste.

Fortunately, Tang Tang's pranks were not anti-human. They did not object to such a harmless joke, and even enjoyed it a little bit. Even Ning Rongrong was no exception.

Well, it’s definitely not that they like the thrill of opening blind boxes, absolutely not!

Oscar looked at the small piece of biscuit in his hand, his face was three parts expectant, three parts worried, three parts eager to try, and one part resisting.

He took a shallow bite and his face immediately wrinkled, like a shriveled orange peel.

"Ugh! This cookie!"

Oscar bared his teeth and said, "So sour!"

When I opened the biscuit, I saw that there were fresh lemon slices inside.

Oscar was amused: "They are both lemon-flavored biscuits, but I am the real lemon biscuit, right?"

Tang Tang and the three of them all had narrow smiles on their faces.

Ning Rongrong: "Oscar, your luck is unparalleled. You won at least six out of ten strange-tasting foods."

Oscar grinned and took another small bite of the biscuit: "What's this? I'll tell you the truth about this weird food. It tastes really good."

The four of them chatted and laughed and finished shopping in the snack street. In the process, the problem of Xiao Wu Rabbit and Zhu Qing Miao was naturally solved. It was very simple. Once Zhu Qing Miao and Xiao Wu Rabbit were placed in the doll display cabinet, people who came in to buy were deceived by these two "lifelike" dolls.

"We're almost done shopping. Let's take some food back and see how they are doing."

……

Shrek Academy.

Mubaihu and Wuji Bear each occupied a territory and ignored each other. It's not that they wanted to have such an awkward silence, but once the tiger and the bear met their eyes, they had the urge to pounce on each other and tear each other's throats apart. Even now that the two of them are lying on their stomachs in peace, all the muscles in their bodies are tense. It's too torture for the tiger (bear)!

Flanders Eagle stood on the wooden sign in a daze of boredom. As for Hong Junfeng, she had already gone to the village to cheat on food and drink because she was a poultry.

Suddenly, Mu Baihu's ears moved, and the breeze carried the villagers' shouts.

"Master, catch that chicken that has been killed by a thousand cuts!"

"This chicken runs so fast!"

"This chicken that kills thousands of people has eaten up all my meat and grains! I have to stew it today!"

"The hair on this chicken's tail is all pink, and it's so pretty..."

"Whatever looks good, this stupid chicken ate all the snacks you bought for Da Zhuang!"

"This chicken deserves to go to hell! It got into my chicken flock and ate all the chicken food! Not even a grain of rice was left for my chickens!"

"What are you talking about? It kidnapped all my chickens!"

"Good guy, after eating so much, no wonder this chicken is so fat!"

"Catch that chicken quickly! Beat it to death!"

There was a flurry of excitement among the villagers. Listening to the sound, the movement was getting closer and closer.

Mu Baihu stood up uneasily and growled: "Dean, the fat man seems to be in trouble."

"Hey!" (Don't worry, you and Lao Zhao hide first and wait until they come back from Soto City.)

If the villagers came over and saw the white tiger and brown bear staying here, they would probably take out their martial arts spirits and put them on their shoulders.

"We're back!" Just as he was thinking about when those little monsters would come back, he heard Oscar's voice.

At this time, the villagers were also chasing Hong Junfeng, who was running around, and came to them.

"Kekekekeke!" Hong Junfeng said with a shiny chicken face. Seeing the return of several people, he immediately hid behind the four of them as if he had received an amnesty.

Upon seeing this, the villagers immediately surrounded the four people.

A strong man stood out from the crowd, his face a little ugly: "Four little classmates, is this chicken raised by your college?"

Oscar turned around and glared hard at Hong Junfeng. When he turned back, he already had an apology on his face: "Yes, yes, this chicken belongs to us. Brother, I don't know what this chicken did to make you chase me here." coming?"

Before the strong man could speak, the villagers started talking to each other.

"It ate all my chicken food!"

"It ate more than half of my meat and grains that were exposed to the sun! If I hadn't discovered it earlier, I would have eaten them all!"

"It sneaked into my house and ate all the snacks that my boss bought for the children!"

"It abducted three of my chickens! They haven't been recovered yet!"

Oscar's scalp felt numb when he heard it. He looked back and took a serious look at the oily chicken beak. He wished he could just stew it and return it to the villagers.

The strong man raised his hand, suppressed the voices of the villagers, and stared at Oscar with stern eyes: "That's what happened. Your chickens came to us and ate a lot of food. We didn't go too far. You can give us the things as compensation, or compensate us according to the market price. What do you think, little classmate?"

Seeing Oscar's vaguely embarrassed look, Tang Tang glanced around and found that Ning Rongrong looked uninterested and disdainful, while her brother Tang San looked in agreement, and couldn't help but sigh.

She stood up and said: "Brother, please listen to me first. You see, you also said that this chicken is the property of our college. How can we students have a say? Do you think this is true?" Looking at Zhuang Han nodded hesitantly, and Tang Tang felt relaxed, as long as he could be reasonable.

"Unfortunately, today is the college's holiday. Our dean is out and we are just freshmen. We can't find the other teachers. If you ask us for an explanation today, we will definitely not be able to give it."

"Otherwise, everyone should go back first, carefully calculate what this chicken has eaten, how much it is worth, and provide a breakdown. The dean will be back tomorrow. If you take a picture of this piece of paper in front of the dean, our dean will also Can we rely on everyone’s debt?”

The villagers were vaguely moved by her, and Tang Tang hurriedly struck while the iron was hot: "Although I am a new student, our college should have been in the village for a long time, right? There is no case of bullying men and women or not paying back the money we owe. It’s not like you don’t have any credit at all, right?”

Thanks to Koke and Book Friends 2023... (the string of numbers at the back is too long) for the reward! Tangtang loves you so much, meow!

I didn’t expect that I haven’t finished it even after writing five chapters... But it’s only one chapter. I will definitely finish the next chapter! ! !