Douluo: When Tang San’s sister played with idioms

"Hello, grandpa, let's sign up." Tang San led Xiao Wu and Tang Tang to the wooden table and put down thirty gold soul coins. "This is our registration fee, a total of thirty gold soul coins."

Dai Mubai had already noticed the three of them. Standing behind the old man, he secretly gave the three of them a thumbs up. His eyes couldn't help but drift towards the ordinary-looking Tang San and Tang Tang, but he was quickly noticed by the keenly observant Tang Tang. Upon discovering it, he immediately hid behind Tang San.

In fact, the last joint control between the two left a deep impression on him. The pretty and cute Xiao Wu was ignored by Dai Mubai.

Seeing that the registration fee was received, the old man stretched out his hand and said: "Okay, stretch out your hands."

Tang San and Xiao Wu, one on the left and the other on the right, placed their palms on the old man's palm.

The old man squeezed Xiao Wu's palm first, nodded, and said, "Well, your bone age is appropriate."

Turning to squeeze Tang San's palm on his left hand, he unexpectedly found that Tang San's palm was extremely flexible, and he couldn't feel anything when he kneaded it. The old man kneaded it a few more times without believing in evil, and the look on his face suddenly became strange. He looked up at Tang San and asked, "Did you practice any soul skills on your hands?"

The reason why he pinches the applicant's palm is to identify the applicant's true age through the palm bones. Faces can be faked, but bones cannot be faked under normal circumstances.

Tang San nodded and said: "Yes."

Tang Tang watched from the side and knew it well.

The two of them practiced black jade hands, which are said to be immune to all poisons. She didn't feel it when she first started practicing. After practicing for a long time, Tangtang sometimes felt that her hands were not made of flesh and blood, but had a texture like jade. However, the illusion became normal as time went by. Thinking about it, this is why the old man couldn't figure out his brother's bone age.

The old man frowned, stood up and said, "Raise your legs."

Tang San followed the instructions and raised his calf and put it on the old man's hand. The old man squeezed it, nodded and said, "The muscles are well developed. The bone age is appropriate. Little girl, what about you?"

Tang Tang stood aside, not extending his hand, but hugging Tang San's arm, pressing their faces together that could still see similar temperaments, and said: "My brother and I are twins, we have the same bone age. Yes. And I have also practiced soul skills on my hands, and you may not be able to touch them, grandpa."

The old man was such a fine person, he naturally saw that Tang Tang didn't want to lift his leg to him, but he still said mercilessly, "Lift your leg."

Tang Tang pouted, unable to get through and had to kick his legs. The old man raised his hand and pinched her calf, which made Tang Tang's ankle feel sore and numb. She grinned and almost lost her balance. Fortunately, Tang San gave her a hand.

"Well, I passed the test. Okay, let's release your martial arts spirit."

The three of them looked at each other and activated their soul power at the same time.

Red and blue lights rose up from Xiao Wu and Tang San's bodies. There was no movement at all from Tang Tang's body, but the soul rings of the three of them came out at the same time and circled around them.

The rabbit ears popped out, a layer of downy white hair grew on the back of Xiao Wu's hands, and her body became a bit slender. Possessed by the martial spirit jade rabbit.

Tang San's palm grew the common blue silver grass, and his aura became a little more approachable. Possessed by the martial spirit blue silver grass.

And Tangtang... nothing has changed.

Yan Ling: What kind of body is attached to me? If I don’t have any body, I’ll crawl on it!

The old man just glanced at Xiao Wu casually, and his attention quickly shifted to the strange twins. The first is Tang San.

"It turns out to be Blue Silver Grass. Can Blue Silver Grass also cultivate so fast?"

Tang San smiled slightly and didn't explain, just said: "Teacher, you only accept monsters, not ordinary people. Am I considered a monster if I am like this?"

The old man showed a rare smile and said: "It is indeed a little monster. Little girl, where is your martial spirit?"

Everyone who watched her release her martial spirit for the first time had to ask this question. Tang Tang was so numb when she explained, "Teacher, my martial spirit has no external form and can only be expressed through words."

"Oh? There is such a magical spirit. Show me how you use your spirit skills." The old man looked at her with interest.

Tang Tang had the urge to kill this old man with a soft tongue, but she still resisted. Turning to look at Dai Mubai, he smiled evilly and stared at his somewhat panicked look and said softly: "Talked."

[Talked] is one of the several tricky words she has found out over the past few years. It has no lethality, but it can easily kill people. Well, social death is also learned in memory.

As for the effect, it makes people stutter unconsciously when speaking, but it will be ineffective if the person reacts.

Because Tang Tang lowered his voice, Dai Mubai didn't hear clearly what Tang Tang said. After waiting for a while and finding that nothing happened, he couldn't help but breathed a sigh of relief and said, "I, I mean Tang, t Tang Tang, you This... Yanling seems to have no effect, doesn't it?"

A handsome guy with blond hair and different eyes exuded a different kind of cool charm when he was silent. When he opened his mouth, the girls nearby who were secretly poking at him and who were infatuated with him turned away silently.

Xiao Wu couldn't help but turned her head and laughed, holding Tang San's hand through Tang San's side and squeezing it to express a good job. Tang San also covered his mouth with his hand and coughed twice, fearing that the smile at the corner of his mouth would be discovered.

The old man looked at Dai Mubai's still unconscious look with some surprise, with a hint of smile in his eyes, and said: "Very good, you are also a little monster, no, you should be a little devil. You have all passed, Mubai Ah, take them to the next level."

This child's soul-talking skill was activated so silently that the person being attacked didn't even realize he was being attacked. What a bastard... Ahem, a must-have for little devils! Also a monster!

However, it is rare for twins to have such a big gap in martial arts. No, it should be almost non-existent. The old man watched the people leaving and did not express his doubts. It doesn’t matter, as long as you keep these pair of little monsters in your bag~

Dai Mubai led the three of them to the second examination center. He was keenly aware that the attitude of these people was wrong. He chewed what he just said again and again along the way, and finally broke through the blocking effect of the words and spirits, and reacted, "I k. Does your words make people stutter?!"

Seeing Tang Tang nodding with a smile, Dai Mubai covered his face, extremely embarrassed.

……

At the entrance of the village, shortly after Tang Tang and others left, the old man encountered two more little monsters, one of which was a very troublesome "little monster".

This troublesome little monster is a girl, alone without her parents. She is wearing a simple white dress that is clean and soft, with short pink hair tied neatly behind her ears. She is about half a head shorter than Xiao Wu, and the skin exposed from her neck is very white and tender. As for his face, you can tell just by looking at the old man's slightly stunning appearance. As for his identity, well, you can tell by looking at the sweat beads on the old man's forehead.

Two circles of yellow soul rings floated gently around her body, and she asked the old man: "Excuse me, can I pass the preliminary examination?" Her voice was soft and beautiful, and it sounded soft, giving people a soft feeling.

"You? Did your family know that you came here?" The old man seemed to be stunned by Tang Tang, his eyes widened in surprise, and his teeth almost bit his tongue when he spoke.

The girl did not answer directly, but smiled and said: "They say there is no distinction between education and discrimination, as long as I meet the requirements of the academy, that's all, right?"

The old man hesitated for a moment and said, "Go in. Go straight along the avenue and you can see the sign."

Having just sent away a big trouble, the old man wiped the sweat on his forehead and felt a slight cold air hit his face.

He looked up and saw that she was also a girl. She seemed to be smaller than the girl in front of her. She was about the same height as the girl in front of her. She had long straight black hair hanging on her shoulders. She had an extremely hot figure. Her face was slightly lowered and her skin was similar. of fair skin. It's just that her feeling is completely different from the girl in front.

If the girl in front makes people feel like a spring breeze, then this girl feels cold.

The girl's limbs are well-proportioned and slender, and her hands hang naturally on both sides of her body. However, the expression on her face is very cold. Her pure black eyes have an undisguised coolness and indifference. I don't know if it is caused by the day after tomorrow or the influence of martial arts.

There were also two yellow soul rings around her body that were rhythmically moving. The old man checked her bone age and let her go.

"There are monsters every year, but there are so many this year." Seeing that no one was queuing up behind him, the old man touched his chin and decided to pass on the information about these little monsters through carrier pigeons.

……

In the sundry store where the three of them had been, the man in the rocking chair opened the envelope, glanced at it, and laughed.

"There are monsters every year, but this year there are especially many. This year there are five little monsters, a pair of twins, and a child from the Qibao Glazed Sect. Old Zhao, go and have a look."

"Boss dean, you are doing your best to make me do hard work~" A tall and muscular figure walked out of the dim utility room.

"Five students are five tuition fees. You can make money, but you still complain!"

"Okay, okay~ I just have a hard life!"

"Go quickly. You, Zhao Wuji, are the deputy dean. If you don't go, who will?" The dean waved his hand.

"Old money geek, you know how to push!" Zhao Wuji complained, but he opened the door honestly and rushed to the academy.

The man in the rocking chair unfolded the paper again and laughed with interest.

Old friend, long time no see. Let me see what the little monster you taught looks like...

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