Douluo: When Tang San’s sister played with idioms

one year old.

Three dumplings and two sugar dumplings lie side by side.

Drink grandma.

Facing a crudely made milk bottle handed over by Tang Hao, Santuanzi, who had been conscious of shame since birth, hugged it with his hands and feet. As usual, he looked sideways at the big lump and tried hard, ignoring his probing gaze.

Unexpectedly, after drinking less than half of it, the sweet dumpling next to him suddenly started crying.

“Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah—”

San Tuanzi turned around to look, his big eyes full of even greater doubts.

Nanny Duangduang's Tangtuanzi hugged the small bottle tightly with both paws and hung it in front of her body, sobbing.

Under the translation of his full-level baby talk buff, the contents of Tangtuanzi’s cry are as follows:

"Hungry, hungry, grandma, I want grandma..."

The three groups were silent.

San Tuanzi didn't understand.

San Tuanzi tried to struggle.

"Ah, ah ah, ah um." (Sister, grandma is in your hands.)

Tangduanzi shook his little paws and cried even more sadly.

"Ahhhhhh!" (You lied! No!)

Three dumplings: (_)

The large group of people around him saw the little one crying so hard that it was useless;

Tangduanzi was crying hoarsely in front of him, feeling like he was about to convulse in the next second.

Santuanzi sighed, and with two weak arms, he reluctantly picked up his little milk bottle and dropped it upside down into Tangtuanzi's mouth.

"Ah-hmm..."

With something familiar in his mouth, Tangduanzi immediately calmed down.

San Tuanzi... San Tuanzi silently took the other forgotten bottle and started to drink it himself.

Finally, the three dumplings were full, but the sugar dumplings were not full...

congratulations.

(ーー;)

Five years old.

Tang Tang pulled Tang San and sneaked into the room, with obvious anxiety on his face.

"Brother, brother, have you seen my money? My money is gone!"

Even though Tang San was a big brother (uncle?) who didn't know how old he was, he was still a little helpless in the face of this dishonorable sister.

Life is not easy, Tang San sighed.

"Tell me, how much did it cost? Where did you put it before?"

"Five or six coppers, put them in the cracks of the iron ore where dad used to rest his butt every day."

Tang San looked at Tang Hao who was blowing the bellows, stretched out his hand and turned Tang Tang's head away, with a sad expression on his face.

"That piece of iron in the stove doesn't look familiar to you?"

Ok?

Um? ?

Um! ! !

"Ah! Dad!! My money!!!"

That night, the two only men in the family fell asleep quietly rubbing their ears.

……

"Brother! Did you see my hair tie?"

"Brother! I can't find my soul master's handbook!"

"Brother! The sleeve arrow you made for me is missing!"

"elder brother……"

Tang San was helpless.

Having such a sister on the stall makes me feel like a mother every day.

"On your head."

"I'll keep it for you."

"Last night you said you wore it on your left hand for a long time and it smelled like rust. You wiped it clean and put it on your right wrist. If you don't believe me, touch it."

……

n years later.

"Dad, let's go. I have found a place for my mother that is extremely beneficial to her growth. There, my mother can grow tenfold and a hundredfold."

Tang Tang enthusiastically grabbed the potted plant containing Ah Yin and showed concern for his disabled old father:

"Dad, let me take mommy!"

hiss……

Tang Hao glanced at Tang Tang solemnly.

Is it possible to just break my memory?

Tang Tang was stimulated by Tang Hao's distrustful eyes, and he puffed up his chest.

"Who are you looking down on! I will definitely deliver my mother intact! Mom, can I take you there?"

It was the first time she saw a child, and Ah Yin, who was full of motherly love and had nowhere to put it, naturally agreed. The soft golden blue silver grass was gently rolled around Tang Tang's fingers and he was gently stroking it, which made Tang Hao's eyes heat up.

The distance from the cave where A Yin is placed to the Eye of Ice and Fire is not something that can be reached in one day. The four of them maintained a routine of rushing during the day and resting at night to start the boring map running.

Science shows that mechanical work can easily make people distracted. Unfortunately, Tang Tang, who worked mechanically for three to five days in a row, successfully lost her mind...

and mother.

On the way, Tang Tang looked ahead with dull eyes, feeling as if he was holding something uncomfortable in his hand.

She didn't bother to look down, so she stuffed it into her storage bracelet and continued running mechanically.

As a poor man, Tangtang, who had not received a gift from Dugu Bo, naturally could not get a soul guide that could store living creatures.

This collection immediately caused a problem.

The flowerpot containing Ah Yin was a dead object, so it was undoubtedly included in the soul guide. However, Ah Yin, who had become a century-old soul beast, did not receive this treatment.

The soil under the roots was gone, and the grass blades waved in vain for a while. Finally, under the combined action of the horizontal v=300km/h and the longitudinal gravity acceleration g, A Yin successfully blended into a patch of blue and silver grass without any sense of disobedience.

Ah Yin was embarrassed: Ah this...

Baby, your mother is missing!

Ah Hao, hurry up and look back to check on your daughter!

Ah Hao, the suspicion you had before leaving was really not unreasonable...

That night, the three people from the Tang family who went back to find their mother successfully performed for us an alien version of the math problem of a frog climbing into a well and a Chinese story of a tadpole looking for its mother.

congratulations.

FIN.

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PS: A frog climbs a well. A frog climbs n meters during the day and drops m meters at night. The mathematical problem is when can it climb out of the well╮(╯▽╰)╭